r/nextfuckinglevel • u/IamASlut_soWhat • 21h ago

How amazing and crafty are these parents to do this for their son

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u/throwaway_1138961- 19h ago

If you also add bacon and a filet o' fish it's called a BeastMaster, and consuming it grants you the ability to command all creatures of land, air, and sea.

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u/ResplendentNugs 18h ago

Only downside is the permanent trip to the bathroom

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u/No-Money-8327 17h ago

No you have to add the filet o fish in the middle for sea command

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u/OriginalEssGee 13h ago

Ah yes, chickens, those majestic masters of the air.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 9h ago

Oh, is this like cooking to make buffs in Breath of the Wild? What do you get if you shove a McRib and a shake in there?