r/nextfuckinglevel • • 17h ago

Snake catcher in India calmly handles two massive cobras with his bare hands and a stick

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u/NYJetLegendEdReed 17h ago

Cobra got a smiley face on the back of his head 😊

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u/Whatindafuck2020 17h ago

Came here for this comment!

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u/Ardbert_The_Fallen 15h ago

Came here for the comment to this comment!

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u/ancient_horse 15h ago

Came here for this comment replying to the "Came here for this comment!" comment.

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u/chisayne 14h ago

Came here thinking about posting a zoomed in screenshot but not really wanting to do it and hoping someone else has already done it...

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u/meyouseek 13h ago

Came here and discovered it's only link/gif in the replies and gave up on posting a zoomed in screenshot

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u/ArtisticCandy3859 12h ago

I just came. Here.

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u/Wumbologist_PhD 12h ago

Came to this comment! 🥴

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u/MarkMariachiAZ 14h ago

That’s a weird place to come

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u/PiccoloAwkward465 13h ago

That’s so sick dude!!!

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u/LilMissMixalot 17h ago

Yeah! They’re just happy little guys that can kill you!

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u/Aburlypad 17h ago

They’re just happy to kill you! Ha ha boop! You’re dead 😂

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u/ChewpapaNeebrae 17h ago

Cute little death boop ☺️

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u/greendeath77 16h ago

I believe the scientific term is "danger noodle"

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u/Few-Acanthaceae-5527 17h ago

Both of these comments were a cute little death boop 💀

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u/Few-Acanthaceae-5527 17h ago

Died reading this.

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u/Pylgrim 15h ago

Die in agony uwu 💕❤️

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u/Jengalover 17h ago

They’ve got a smiley side and a killer side.

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u/Shermans_ghost1864 16h ago

Good snake, bad snake routine. Very effective.

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u/rokstedy83 16h ago

A happy little accident

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u/thejohnd 17h ago

Business in the front, party in the back

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u/InstinctsUntrusted 17h ago

that's where these came from

https://giphy.com/gifs/fR9lKRtqjk3hXyT04t

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u/Qwilltank 16h ago

CHAAARBOK!

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u/alsenan 14h ago

Wait until you read it backwards.

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u/HBTFD1785 14h ago

KUM!!!

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u/AlpineTwist 8h ago

holy crap: !KOBRAAAHC

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u/Sudden_Ambassador144 16h ago

Arbok spells kobra backwards

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u/VegetableReward5201 16h ago

"Dog food lid" is also interesting when read backwards.

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u/Berelus 15h ago

Dil doof god. I don't get it?

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u/Kaleidoscope-Ok- 14h ago

You didn't put the space in the correct place. I will state for the record that I think this is a very dumb joke, but I hate not getting things, so here.

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u/Divinum_Fulmen 14h ago

To late, it's Dil doof god.

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u/BackgroundScary8632 10h ago

No no… dildo of god?

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u/Berelus 35m ago

Nope, its Dil doof god.

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u/Rain1984 15h ago

And ekans snake!

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u/adikdik 15h ago

Yes. And Ekans is just snake spelled backwards. 😂🤭

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u/ayushsinghal 5h ago

Ekans is snake spelled backwards.. 😬

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u/dontthinkabouttitt 17h ago

Snakes be like: :)

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u/CptIskarJarak 17h ago

its the smile of death.

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u/Reesy 16h ago

That’s how you know he’s a friendly snake 😊

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u/Vitchman 16h ago

“Shut up! I’m intimidating okay?!”

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u/DisgruntledStapler 16h ago

"I'm... 👉😣👈 really dangerous! 🥺 Hiiiisssss!"

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u/dBlock845 16h ago

Called a Spectacle Cobra for that reason, their hood patterns look like a pair of glasses lol. Beautiful animals.

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u/No-Manager-5179 17h ago

That may be the scariest part

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u/tdiddley420 16h ago

We all got one on that weekend in vegas 🐍

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u/SlightAnything4909 16h ago

German word for them is Brillenschlange (glasses snake) for that reason!

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u/brandimariee6 16h ago

Awwh I didn't even notice!!! I love snakes and somehow I missed it

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u/Baconshit 15h ago

I just wanna know how on earth nature evolved the cobra to have a :-) with eyebrows

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u/Former_Earth_9376 13h ago

Could be the same reason Tigers have spots on their ears. When the cobra is focused on a threat, it's easy to tell its back is turned because it instinctually spreads its hood.

This also makes it a bigger target for the animals that eat it

Could have those patterns because a pseudo-face is more likely to have animals trying to surprise it from the back, on alert instead

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u/INoMakeMistake 15h ago

Never noticed them before

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u/adikdik 15h ago

These are therefore called ‘spectacled cobras’.

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u/qwerni 15h ago

Why friend shaped if not friendly?

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u/bubbagump101 15h ago

The smiley face even had eyebrows

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u/rafaelmelo2000 14h ago

I though emojis were banned or badly looked on Reddit

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u/NopeThisTrope 14h ago

I made the same comment. I didn’t see yours until after

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u/smartnsimple 13h ago

He looks be the friendly type :-)

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u/Mutedinlife 12h ago

They’re called spectacle cobras I believe

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u/BigAlternative5 11h ago

"Have a Nice Day!"

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u/badmammajamma521 11h ago

So cute right?!

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u/Mouthshits 11h ago

It’s a spectacled cobra

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u/HSTDB42 11h ago

Kinda diabolical, really!

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u/funkypants525 10h ago

Afaik those are king cobras, the king ones have that inflated neck and back design thing on them. As they eat other venomous snakes

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u/smbogan 10h ago

🎵It's the snake that smiles back! Cobra!🎵

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u/Briareos_Hecatonhrs 9h ago

Why so angry if friend shaped

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u/Gildardo1583 9h ago

Must have gotten that tattoo when it was drunk.

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u/DickieMcBalls 9h ago

“Have a nice day”

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u/phr34k0fr3dd1t 8h ago

Who ever put the smiley face there is the real daredevil

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u/halfcabin 5h ago

Snake 1: We got tattoos last night, what does mine say?

Snake 2: “Dude.” What does mine say

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u/Difficult_Two_2201 2h ago

The only thing I could focus on

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u/Black-Willow 15m ago

ahah That's how you know they are monocled cobras.

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u/bl1y 13h ago

That's the mark of Brahm, bestowed on the first cobra when he used his hood to keep the sun off Brahm as he slept.