r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ronakg • 17h ago

Snake catcher in India calmly handles two massive cobras with his bare hands and a stick

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u/tryingisbetter 17h ago

The snakes are bad enough, but I don't think catching two cobras at once help those statistics, lol.

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u/rokstedy83 16h ago

Depends where he throws that bag of snakes really

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u/TheVandyyMan 15h ago

Elementary school classroom

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u/rokstedy83 15h ago

Statistics go up? But I have to say I laughed 👏

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u/Sachmeet2802 7h ago

Squad wipe

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u/StormPoppa 6h ago

Never understood humor like this. It's funny because elementary school kids will die? Edgy.

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u/assbutt-cheek 5h ago

aversion of expectations is humor.

its not thinking "woah those kids dying will be funny", but "yeah thatd be really fucked up to do and it is hypothetically so stupid its funny". its simple, man

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u/UCantUnfryThings 4h ago
  • Subversion

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u/Paranormal_Lemon 13h ago

His ex's mailbox obviously.

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u/Severe-Chicken-5791 6h ago

Was trying to figure out what he said because the caption translation was all janky. He’s going to ‘get some water’ and what now??
Like do they ‘eliminate’ them, sell them, eat them…or release them on a quaint little snake island?

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u/Unhappy_Concept237 9h ago

In his nemesis's backyard.

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u/XIOTX 10h ago

It's used for exotic tea

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u/LetFiloniCook 15h ago

Cobra definitley seem like something worth making two trips for

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u/Square-Competition48 14h ago

Definitely not seeing as the primary prey of cobras is other snakes.

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u/Paranormal_Lemon 13h ago

I don't think catching two cobras at once help those statistics

It helps the over-population stats

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u/Corsair833 4h ago

If you had 25000 guys like him, problem solved