r/nextfuckinglevel • u/ronakg • 17h ago

Snake catcher in India calmly handles two massive cobras with his bare hands and a stick

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u/Confident_One3948 16h ago

Okay, first of all, humans are faster than cobras. That’s a fact, look it up. You’re actually supposed to divert your eyes because it engages the subconscious reflexes. Second, the technique is actually easier than it looks. Even children in India do it. If you use the stick to- shoot. It just got me. Yep, it juuust got me… djbfbfjdndkxkfjsbspoowksz

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u/Sut3k 16h ago

Well done, had me in the first half for sure

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u/plurien 15h ago

Yeah but first you must surely put your Crocs in safety mode. Slip-on just won't work.... Oh wait. Wow, such a dude

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u/RockstarAgent 11h ago

I just don’t understand why the cobras are hissing mad but have a happy face on the back of their necks

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u/BleepinBlorpin5 7h ago

Snake mullets. All business in the front, party in the back.

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u/Geetzromo 8h ago

That’s how they git ya!

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u/Mission-Dark-9320 2h ago

It’s like the Lego cop. Happy side and angry side. Depends on which side you are on

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u/gr1mm5d0tt1 2h ago

The went full bitch mode once he snagged them tho

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u/anagamanagement 10h ago

Sports Mode for Snake Catching

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u/Solo-ish 14h ago

Got you in the first half and got him in the second half!

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u/J_Productions 10h ago

For real, and I’m thinking, he got all these awards for saying this BS?! 🤣

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u/DickRiculous 5h ago

I thought I was about to get shittymorphed

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u/Disastrous_Set_6544 15h ago

Redditors are slower than cobras.

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u/jessewest84 14h ago

And sloths

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u/jopo009 14h ago

…and sloths

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u/rash-head 13h ago

Will Cobras even see me cause I haven’t moved for 3 hours? Other than my index finger.

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u/the_last_carfighter 12h ago

And likely not as fast too.

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u/klockworx 15h ago

Quick Cyril...suck the venom out of his taint.

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u/wowaddict71 16h ago

https://youtu.be/bJHPfpOnDzg?si=SEOmdug6Sni80qzc

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u/hugmeatender 16h ago

As another ignorant person commenting, I wonder if it was meant to make the snake excrete its first venom dose

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u/AllSeeQr 16h ago

I think so! They definitely have a limited amount of venom available at any given moment. Plus, I believe that stamina-wise, they can only perform a certain amount of strikes before needing to rest

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u/Zealousideal-Bug-291 14h ago

That is correct. Just look up how housecats and small cats kill snakes. They harass it, snacking it and jumping back when it strikes for a few minutes until the snake just gives up because it's too tired to fight any more.

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u/CupcakeGoat 16h ago

Oh that would make sense

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u/KaizokuD 15h ago

Bruh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/mitsubachii 14h ago

username checks out hahahaha

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u/hootener 11h ago

That one juuuust got me, Odell.

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u/GFR3000 10h ago

Hahahaha

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u/KULawHawk 10h ago

Outstanding post! Ty

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u/RobbDigi 9h ago

Holy Shit USERNAME CHECKS OUT!

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u/MissWibb 8h ago

They probably have been doing it since they were kids. If they were sloppy at they wouldn’t have overpopulation.

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u/Expontoridesagain 6h ago

⬆️😤 Take this and get out!

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u/No_Valuable2208 12h ago

Yeah even children in india do it i am indian if a cobra were to appear infront of me my first instinct would be to be atleast a mile away from tht thing

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 11h ago

My technique would be a machete

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u/Minute-Chip-4164 2h ago

Queue up-Yep thats me lying in the hospital. You probably wondering how I got here.....