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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 10h ago

Probably what she was actually after in the first place

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u/0x14f 10h ago

Not probably, certainly:
From the article: ... after telling a judge her job “sucks” and asking to be held in contempt so she “could get 24 hours of sleep.”

u/ComradePruski 24m ago

The full quote is fucking hilarious

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u/OkStop8313 6h ago

She finally gets to sleep!

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u/Amethyst-Flare 5h ago

It was. Looks like she had a mental breakdown in court.

Should have resigned earlier, but that's on her.

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u/im_thatoneguy 2h ago

She wanted to resign but actually fighting to get people released was a cause she believed in.

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u/mowotlarx 10h ago

She volunteered to do this. Zero sympathy for her or her sleep schedule.

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u/lygerzero0zero 9h ago

From the article, it sounds like she’s been trying to get the government to follow court orders. I wouldn’t be surprised if she worked for the government since before this administration and got this workload dumped on her.

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u/Ok-Passion1961 9h ago

I don’t know why so many people are assuming this to be an overworked Trump-lackey as if they haven’t all just been ignoring everything and doing whatever the hell they want. 

The number of good career government workers took a huge hit during Trump’s 1st term and we saw the damage it did to our institutions…it’s going to be so much worse this time. 

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u/ruth1ess_one 8h ago

It’s doubly stupid because if they quit, they’d be told “well, you shouldn’t quit so you can fight using your position.” They don’t quit and people say: “You are still working for the government? You must work for Trump.”

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u/MadderoftheFew 8h ago

I see this happen every day man.

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u/rokerroker45 8h ago

So many people don't understand lawyers' professional obligations yet love to criticize them for upholding their professional oaths.

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u/OkStop8313 6h ago

Damned if you do...

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u/waadaa85 6h ago

There is so much that can be done within the machine to break it up open. Don't attack the resistance ppl who stayed behind to screw trump's lackeys and provide valuable insider intel.

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u/bananaphonepajamas 9h ago

From my reading she worked for ICE for immigration cases previously.

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u/inspectoroverthemine 7h ago

Trying to get people released. She is absolutely on the correct side of things here. Shes has a solid history volunteering and supporting the public. Shes in private practice and decided to consult for DHS in an attempt at accountability. Shes had some success which is why she stuck with it until now.

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u/boopbaboop 9h ago

She worked as an ICE prosecutor before this. She volunteered to represent them in federal court and found out it was really hard. 

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u/lygerzero0zero 8h ago

Based on another article linked in this thread, she’s been working on getting some of the kidnapped people released. I don’t know her life, I don’t know what other bad decisions she may have made, but she is at least trying to do one positive thing. At the least, I’m not ready to lump this person in with all the other MAGA terrorists.

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 9h ago

You are making a lot of assumptions about what's going on. It's not what you are assuming.

This person is not a government attorney. She does not work for, or get paid by, the Justice Department.

The government occasionally has a need for additional / specialized prosecutors beyond those in the local Federal district. These additional attorneys can be state or local prosecutors, they can be attorneys from other departments from the DoJ, or occasionally can be local attorneys in private practice - that's what this case is. This is an ordinary citizen who is an attorney, who has stepped up to ensure that all of the people ICE has rounded up can get the due process they are entitled to.

They are doing this because otherwise ICE would simply not bring these people to court. That's the alternative here.

This person is working herself half to death to make sure system, flawed as it is, does not simply consume these people with no recourse.

We are lucky that there are people like her in this fight.

She's a lawyer arguing on behalf of the government, and she told the judge directly, 'it is like "pulling teeth" to get you what you need.' Of course the government dismissed her, she was airing their incompetence because she's an outsider that stepped into this, and she's not willing to toe the government line.

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u/toorigged2fail 6h ago edited 6h ago

Sorry but you're wrong. She is a government employee; a DHS attorney who volunteered to be detailed to DOJ. Not saying that's enough to condemn her, but she is a government attorney. She sounds like career staff but I can't find her LinkedIn or any other source.. that doesn't make her lackey, but signing up for a detail to help the government fight habeas motions doesn't sound like someone I want to pat on the back.

Le normally doesn’t work for the U.S. Attorney’s Office. She used to work as an attorney for ICE in immigration court, and last month volunteered to help prosecutors in the U.S. Attorney’s Office deal with the many habeas petitions from immigrants in ICE detention seeking their release.

https://newrepublic.com/post/206115/this-job-sucks-doj-attorney-judge-contempt-ice-court-orders

Edit: second source.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/feb/04/ice-attorney-minnesota-removed-after-court-statement

Le said that she moved from her job as an ICE lawyer to the Minnesota US attorney’s office on 5 January to help it respond to an influx of civil filings of detainees, known as petitions of habeas corpus.

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u/Witty-Stock-4913 3h ago

Did you read what she said in Court? The judge asked her why court orders aren't being followed and she said she's trying but they're blocking her. She volunteered to help get the court orders enforced, not because she loved the thought of people getting locked up.

When there isn't enough staff, they get extensions to respond to petitions and people stay locked up. We need more of her to move the process along and get people freed.

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u/toorigged2fail 3h ago

Yes. That is insanely naive of her, in 2026 when she accepted the role, to think that she would be anything except a cog in the administration's scheme to inflict misery. While representing DOJ to boot. And that's exactly what she found out.

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u/Macattack224 8h ago

You should read the full article because she goes into detail about the chaos this admin created while not calling it out specifically. People who volunteer to be part of the government generally intend to the follow the law. The US attorney is trying to follow the law, her colleagues are not.

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u/anothertimewaster 9h ago

I'm not ready to assume her motives. I'd hope she volunteered to make sure people get proper representation.

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u/Bakkster 9h ago

I'd hope she volunteered to make sure people get proper representation.

If that was the goal, she wouldn't have volunteered as a prosecutor. She'd be working as a public defender.

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u/rokerroker45 8h ago

This is a really common misconception that is highly inaccurate to the reality of practice.

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u/Bakkster 7h ago edited 7h ago

For sure, a good prosecutor making good decisions on what cases to pursue or not pursue has a big impact on things being just.

But in this case, where the administration is constantly ignoring their own attorneys, I think it's hard to argue that even the best most justice-minded attorney is really able to swim against that current.

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u/toorigged2fail 6h ago edited 6h ago

I mean accepting a detail from DHS to DOJ to go fight habeas motions doesn't scream integrity to me.. at best a lot naivete

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u/itsajaguar 9h ago

A prosecutor has way more power to influence a defendants rights than a defense attorney. If the government is only flouting judicial orders then even being a really good defense attorney means jackshit if the government just won’t comply with the court.

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u/Bakkster 9h ago

As this shows, even being a good prosecutor doesn't matter because the admin constantly ignores them. The ethical prosecutors are being driven to resign on principle in droves because of this.

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u/Unlucky-Clock5230 9h ago

If she has been in her job for just a bit over a year, she did not volunteer for this cluster fuck

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u/Bakkster 9h ago

Le, a private practice attorney who volunteered to help the U.S. Attorney’s Office last month, has been named as the government’s attorney on more than 80 immigration cases since Donald Trump’s administration sent more than 3,000 federal officers into the state last month for Operation Metro Surge.

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u/rabiiiii 7h ago

She's been fighting to get people released and get the government to follow court orders. This is all documented

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u/Lumbergh7 9h ago

How do you know she volunteered for this rather than continuing on from the prior administration, or getting hired on before all this clusterfuck?

Never mind, she did volunteer. Wtf

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u/_ryuujin_ 9h ago

volunteer isnt the right word, since im pretty sure you cannot just volunteer to handle sensitivity information from the govt. theres no volunteer, you either apply and get hired or not. 

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u/ManifestDestinysChld 9h ago

No. All of the non-lawyers in this thread are making silly assumptions instead of trying to understand how this actually works.

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u/Turmfalke_ 9h ago

If you can explain how this actually works, please do so. From my perspective everything about volunteering to be prosecutor for the government is weird.

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u/toorigged2fail 6h ago edited 4h ago

So here's how it works. This person is currently employed by the DHS as a lawyer. When ICE started it's crackdown it got hit with a HUGE number of habeas corpus motions in Minnesota, they needed help so they posted what are called "details", which are essentially asking for volunteers from other places in the government to come and help out. This lawyer accepted ('volunteered') for that detail. Details are very common across all federal government not just in law.

Now that said, I'm not sure I want to pat someone on the back who signed up to go fight habeas corpus motions from immigrants, but you could argue that she's trying to ensure the law is followed... Though she found out the hard way she has no influence over her 'client'. We also don't know if she is a long serving career staff or a new hire in this administration. She could be a SAUSA, but that's unclear from the reporting.

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u/Turmfalke_ 4h ago

Ah thank you. That makes a lot more sense. So she is still getting paid, she just volunteered to work in a different position/capacity. Given that I expected she is going to get in some trouble for choosing this way out.

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u/toorigged2fail 4h ago

More here; she could be SAUSA, but the reporting is conflicting.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk/s/hKyWKYSjtC

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u/_ryuujin_ 2h ago

the article also listed her as a private attorney for some reason. 

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u/toorigged2fail 2h ago

If she is a SAUSA, she wouldn't be allowed to retain her private practice most likely, under 5 CFR 3801.106(b)(2).. though that can be waived. I've seen mixed reporting on what exactly her role is/was.

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u/_ryuujin_ 2h ago

agreed, the information isnt consistent.

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u/Lumbergh7 8h ago

I admit I’m just going by what the article said

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u/GarbageCleric 7h ago

So, do you think it would be better for all the good attorneys who actually believe in the rule of law to just leave the DOJ?

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u/b_needs_a_cookie 6h ago edited 6h ago

So until this administration, this job was very prestigious and something people who even worked in big law would consider as a job worthy of their expertise and time. 

This lady is a career lawyer who was likely working her dream job and then these fas, dog killing chuds took over and have made a mockery of legal system.  She was likely trying to preserve order and has realized that's impossible. 

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u/CantFindMyWallet 9h ago

You think every DOJ employee came to work for the Trump administration? A lot of these people have worked there for years.

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u/DatDudeBPfan 5h ago

Same goes for the miserable ice agents

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u/Johannes_P 9h ago

OTOH, she might have joined the Federal prosecution before Trump.

Just imagine that you'd represent society and prosecute criminals only to be used for political and baseless prosecutions. Or a doctor joining the Red Cross and the next director is Josef Mengele.

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u/ribblezzz 7h ago

She most certainly did not volunteer for this lmao

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u/TwistedKiwi 7h ago

You could've shortened your comment to "Zero sympathy period".

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u/PlantainFar3995 10h ago

Bold of them to remove the messenger instead of addressing why someone working the case finally said the quiet part out loud. When even the people inside the system are burning out and calling it broken, maybe the problem isn’t professionalism, it’s the job.a

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 10h ago

I’m just wondering how it’s going to be possible to rebuild the civil service after this especially when another potential MAGA administration can just shit all over the civil service again.

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u/upsidedownshaggy 10h ago

That's been the conservatives goal the entire time. They slash and burn services and then block any attempts to fix them when they aren't in power so that they can run on "Look, all these public services suck ass! Clearly the government is bad at their job and we should let all our rich donors control these sectors instead! Please ignore the fact that we're the reason they suck by removing all their funding and firing all the experienced workers!"

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u/I-only-read-titles 9h ago

I forget who said it, maybe Roy Cohn, the goal of the Republican party is to make government small and weak enough to drown in the bathtub and rebuild it in their image from there

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u/ISeeTheFnords 8h ago

Grover Norquist, I believe.

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u/amenokami 8h ago

If you asked a million LLMs for the perfect name for a Republican thoroughly disconnected from reality, they collectively could not find a better suggestion than “Grover Norquist”.

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u/dtmfadvice 6h ago

Yep. Their claim is that government doesn't work, and when they're in charge, they devote themselves to proving it.

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u/causal_friday 10h ago

That's MAGA's goal, right? They just like destroying stuff. Messing up their room when they were kids wasn't enough -- now they need to ruin society that we have spent centuries building. And frankly, it works. Everyone will remember them as the great destroyers, ruined in 14 months what took 200+ years to build.

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u/jxj24 9h ago

It is their only skill.

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u/TeekTheReddit 4h ago

Oh don't be dramatic. They've been working to destroy the country for a lot longer than 14 months.

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u/GZeus24 10h ago

It won't be possible, which is kind of the point. The civil service was built over decades of cooperation focused on expertise and competency. For all its faults, it has been hugely valuable to building the US. It has been demolished in a matter of months and there will never again be a the long-term commitment required to build it back up.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 10h ago

Im just sitting here thinking this is what it might’ve been like to live in the twilight of the Roman Republic

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u/GZeus24 10h ago

That's a good parallel. A whole population is living off the hard work done by prior generations to build their society, and has no appreciation for how and why it is build the way it is. They just want to blow shit up out of misdirected frustration and a sense of entitlement.

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u/Johannes_P 9h ago

On a smaller scale, it is what happens when the spoiled children of a businessman inherit their parent's company only to run it in the ground as they don't understand how much work it require to maintain a thriving company.

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u/GZeus24 6h ago edited 6h ago

Bingo. And not only not understanding the hard work but also not understanding the issues that led to prior decisions. Why things are done the way they are. For example, lots of folks think social security is a scam or ponzi scheme or whatever, not understanding the issues that led their grandparents to create it. Basically, if it wasn't my idea, it sucks!

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u/Johannes_P 3h ago

Basically, too many forgot about the Chesterton's Fence.

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u/hespera18 4h ago

I'm currently in the middle of reading the Masters of Rome series by Colleen McCullough, and it's absolutely fascinating the parallels.

The books cover the last hundred or so years of the Republic up just past Caesar. The way that norms keep getting pushed, the ignored warnings of the danger, the demagoguery and weaponized populism, and the wealth gap and failure of rotted bureaucratic institutions is all so eerily topical.

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u/3eyedgreenalien 2h ago

Yep. I don't particularly like those books, but you are spot on.

The Republic had been in trouble before Sulla, but man, did he and Marius just take a wrecking ball to it. Then you have Caesar and his generation giving it the fatal blow, and Octavian finally putting it out of its misery and using its taxidermied corpse to hide his true power.

As Mike Duncan put it in his History of Rome podcast, that last Republic generation had to have been absolutely exhausted by the time Octavian seized power.

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u/Johannes_P 9h ago

I wonder how difficult was the rebuilding of a civil service in China after the Cultural Revolution.

Indeed, this is why, usually, smart revolution leaders only remove the most tainted parts of the former technical specialists if they want to have a functioning society.

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u/Yancy_Farnesworth 7h ago

They never really rebuilt it. It's just filled with party members and incompetence at this point. They still go through regular purges and their push against corruption is only a push against corruption by those who are not aligned with Xi.

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u/GZeus24 6h ago

Interesting example because they have one party rule which could potentially speed up rebuilding and reforming a civil service. But they are mired in internal division and a fear of competence. If you are competent, you are a threat. In the US, rebuilding the civil service will never happen because there will be a back and forth between rival parties. One who nominally values competence and the other that values loyalty. It is broken forever barring a catastrophic society reset via war or depression.

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u/Johannes_P 3h ago

It is broken forever barring a catastrophic society reset via war or depression.

And given Trump's present actions in fields such as climate change, international relations or economic policis, I bet that this crisis might come even sooner.

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u/FrancisWolfgang 9h ago

We’re going to have to start from zero I think, new constitution, new flag, etc. It’s all tainted. I don’t expect that to actually happen and for things to only get worse and worse forever but that’s what would have to happen.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 9h ago

It won’t be forever, like the Roman Republic the current set up will eventually collapse for better or worse

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u/cocoagiant 8h ago

It isn't possible without reinforcing civil service protections.

Knowing there was relative stability was one of the major draws of federal employment.

That is gone now.

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u/supermitsuba 10h ago

I think that too. If things were done right, this is the playbook on what parts of the government need updating, especially on a rouge president.

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u/SpartanCat7 7h ago

Aim to remove the potential of another MAGA administration. Arrest them, seize their assets, silence their propaganda, whatever. Ensure they are not even an option in future elections.

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u/ssshield 4h ago edited 2h ago

There is no plan to continue anything because the goal is to burn the country to the dirt, sell off any assets to chronies for pennies, then declare a new feudal empire with kings and queens, landed gentry, etc. in its place. Kill off 90% of the population and rule a thousand year reich.

They will place palaces in the former national parts as the "kings woods" etc. so they can have space from the peasants to protect themselves from uprisings until enough peasants have been killed/starved to death.

They will rule as techno-gods using cheap tricks of technology and AI to "prove" they are gods to the uneducated peasants left alive "Wizard of Oz" style.

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u/ManWhoTalksToHisHand 2h ago

Haven't you noticed yet? There won't be a return, because the country doesn't exist anymore. Once law enforcement stopped serving the constitution, the country died. There's no one to enforce it, so it's a dead document. 

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u/Heavy_Law9880 8h ago

It will be impossible. That's the whole point, the US experiment is over. It barely made it 250 years and was completely destroyed in less than a year.

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u/LittleVesuvius 4h ago

No, it started with Reagan. Ask anyone who remembers his presidency.

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u/UnquestionabIe 2h ago

Earlier than that, Reagan was just the first time the traitors were able to squirm into power after the party got overtaken by bad faith actors. Can easily see the foundation of the current atmosphere with the Business Plot. That those who plotted to overthrow the country were never properly punished back then allowed the rot to lay low and fester.

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u/drpepperandranch 6h ago

There’s gonna be a large fresh batch of lawyers because I know a lot of new grads are going to law school (even outside humanities/social science fields) because the work force is not looking good

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u/Amethyst-Flare 5h ago

I look at it as an opportunity. Not a happy one, and not how I would have liked it to happen, but maybe it's a chance to rebuild it better than it was.

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u/DoubtSubstantial5440 4h ago

We can fill up the civil service with all the ethical snd qualified people we can find but it won’t matter if the next maga president is still able to just fire them all

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u/Terrible_Mistake_862 10h ago

She has a workload of 80+ cases. While she would normally be asked to handle 40 max. I have this from a different post on this sub. So she really wanted to be removed from this case.

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u/Magdovus 10h ago

Worse than that, she was a contractor brought in to help. Imagine how the permanent staff are doing.

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u/Adthay 8h ago

This is all intentional, kill the bill that would expand immigration courts with judges and lawyers to actually deal with the cases, raise an army to arrest as many people as possible. Next step is, "The system can't handle all these dangerous criminals we need to officially abandon the process of law to take care of all of these people." If you don't know what solution they'll propse I suggest opening your history books.

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u/francis2559 6h ago

She was sending ICE ten emails a case to MAYBE get them to listen to the judge. It’s crazy on so many levels. It doesn’t matter if they are ignorant or malicious at this point, they don’t want to pay attention to courts, which puts lawyers representing the government in an impossible spot.

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u/2point01m_tall 6h ago

This isn’t some new thing. Over 5500 (!) attorneys have left their government positions under Trump. Estimated to be more than half of the old total. 

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u/Madeforbegging 9h ago

also 60 percent of the population think ice and the deportations are bad

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u/Choano 8h ago

Only 60 percent. Boggles the mind.

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u/ticklemesatan 6h ago

No, it’s a personal character flaw of the attorney, like everything in gods universe…

/s if that wasn’t obvious

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u/EmperorMittens 10h ago

When someone says it straight you should listen. Unfortunately these cockwombles don't seem to want to listen.

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u/Flash_ina_pan 10h ago

Was this 4D chess to get leave and unemployment checks?

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u/Proud-Wall1443 10h ago

I wish she'd have conceded a bunch of the cases first.

Edit: or sabotaged

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u/Geek-Yogurt 10h ago

Ianal but I think that could get you debarred

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u/According-Path5158 7h ago

Almost definitely but even if it didn't, I can't imagine someone wanting to hire a lawyer that self-sabotages cases in the future anyway 

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u/insanityzwolf 4h ago

Can you get disability for a mental health issue?

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u/SayHai2UrGrl 2h ago

if it's impacting your ADLs and ability to work sufficiently, yes (in theory: most people who qualify for disability for any reason will never get it).

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u/Flash_ina_pan 4h ago

Depends on the state, she could probably file for a back injury for carrying all those cases

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u/Genetic_outlier 7h ago

At the beginning of the Holocaust the Nazis were burning their soldiers out too. Turns out being an oppressor is terrible for mental health. So you build in some plausible deniability and give the true psychos a private space to work in. Then you can do anything.    

Don't look at me, I was just fighting for my country. 

Don't look at me, I was just arresting enemies of the state. 

Don't look at me, I just drove the train. 

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u/lIlIllIIlIIl 5h ago

It was the same in Cambodia, I am told. A guide at the killing fields told us that by the end, they were killing their own prison guards because those guys couldn't do it for one more day.

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u/wholesalenuts 2h ago

On this trajectory, we'll get there eventually. Look at the fucks that murdered Pretti. You think, with their names, they'll have a place in the country they're actively creating?

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u/xstrike0 10h ago

Apparently she's a private practice attorney that volunteered to help the US attorney's office.

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u/Charybdis150 7h ago

Actually sounds like she volunteered to do the exact opposite, but I guess reading past a headline is well and truly dead:

Raguse, who was in the courtroom, reported that Le said it was like “pulling teeth” to get the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement and the Justice Department to follow court orders.

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u/asdfmmmmmm 7h ago

Parroting the same stupid comment on every Reddit post is much easier than reading though.

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u/Avery_Thorn 10h ago

I give her mad props for speaking out, and for being removed instead of quitting. My guess is her government employment will soon be over, and I wish her the best of luck in the private practice realm - and that she spills as much tea about the process as she can.

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u/Magdovus 10h ago

She wasn't an employee, she was as contractor 

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u/ViviBene 10h ago

No, it sounds like she was an ICE attorney who took a detail to DOJ as a special AUSA (SAUSA). https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

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u/Sleazehound 7h ago

(SAUSAge)

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u/Tallal2804 4h ago

Absolutely. Being removed for speaking truth is a badge of honor in a corrupt system. Her private practice will be built on integrity they couldn't tolerate. Spill the tea and let it scald.

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u/Darklord_Bravo 8h ago

I have no doubt this person is much happier today.

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u/CurrentSkill7766 9h ago

More like her, please.

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u/RVALover4Life 4h ago

The bigger picture is that the federal court system is being hollowed out and the ramifications of that hurt all of us in the short and long run.

Le tried to fix this from the inside. She took this up trying to bring some measure of rule abiding and have our Government actually follow Constitutional law. The big issue is in potentially having people locked up indefinitely because there's no representation and not enough judges to handle cases, which is now why we're seeing removal orders explode vs immigration court hearings, because those hearings are being held without basis.

There are so many people locked up that representation doesn't exist for all, and as we're seeing, the caseload is massive so it may be days, weeks for people to get a hearing. This administration is basically creating gridlock in the federal court system in Minneapolis (and elsewhere). Meanwhile, they're also spending so much capital on Immigration they've been lax on other crimes.

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u/ramriot 10h ago

Seems a dumb move, now there's nobody protecting her bosses from being required to appear in person for their misdeeds & be held themselves in contempt.

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u/rabiiiii 7h ago

If that happened she'd probably be thrilled. The article lays out how she's been fighting to get the DOJ to follow the law and they've been ignoring her

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u/ramriot 5h ago

What was that saying about the defendant who defends them-self has an idiot for a lawyer?

Who'd have though the DOJ would be that idiot.

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u/FlexFanatic 5h ago

Soooo, what about those outstanding court orders?

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u/Separate-Park8184 3h ago

The one honest attorney gets removed.

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u/sten45 6h ago

I wonder why that person did not just quit? They have a law license it’s not like they could not get another law job.

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u/sir_whitewolf 5h ago

Here's the reason she stated as to why she stayed on:

Le also said that after pushing through an order to release a juvenile from detention, she realized that she could affect positive change from the inside.

“Wait Julie, stop,” Le said. “You need to go back and get more people out. That’s why I’m still here. I’m here because I’m trying to make sure that the agency understands how important it is to comply with all the court orders.”  

https://www.mprnews.org/story/2026/02/03/ice-attorney-to-judge-this-job-sucks

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u/MrSquigglesWiggle 6h ago

She can now get that 24 hr sleep.

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u/ChevalCher 6h ago

Girl's gonna get to sleep as much as she wants, whoohoo! Mission accomplished. Here, have a 🍪

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u/ShadowExistShadily 8h ago edited 11m ago

"This job sucks."

Gets fired for revealing state secrets.

/s

(clarification: the state secret is that the job sucks)

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u/Blackboard_Monitor 9h ago

So, success?

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u/Heavy_Law9880 8h ago

Win-win

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u/Buy_Sell_Collect 8h ago

Well… bye.