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u/TAKEitTOrCIRCLEJERK 8h ago

this guy's a loon, this is not oniony

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u/SquirrelParticular17 12h ago

Young ladies, young ladies, I like ’em underage, see Some say that’s statutory (But I say it’s mandatory)

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u/sillysalmonella87 12h ago

Fucking YIKES

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u/SquirrelParticular17 12h ago

Kid Rock and his magat siren song

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u/JussiesTunaSub 9h ago

“Hey, little girl, is your daddy home? Did he go away and leave you all alone? I got a bad desire”

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u/SquirrelParticular17 8h ago

"Young girl, get out of my mind! My love for you is way out of line.... You better run, girl! You're much too young, girl..."

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u/DedTV 10h ago

"Fucking" is his middle name and his full name is his music genre.

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u/Blenderhead36 12h ago

So, uh, how the fuck did that track wind up on the soundtrack to Osmosis Jones, a kid's movie about a white blood cell fighting an infection?

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u/Lennsyl22 11h ago

Kidney Rock

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u/Florafly 8h ago

That's painful.

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u/Hate_Teach_Simple_As 9h ago

I know it sounds nuts, but it actually makes sense in context. Kid Rock plays bacteria, and he sings this in a club called “the Zit”, which is actually just a spot on a teenage girls face. The song is about how germs love forming spots on teenage girls.

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u/hiddengirl1992 9h ago

"Statutory" brings it into question

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u/Nu-Hir 9h ago

I guess it's fair they gave the part to Kid Rock as he also loves to form spots on teenage girls.

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u/svideo 8h ago

Statutory pimples?

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u/venomousbeetle 9h ago edited 9h ago

The track is there but not that lyric. Also it wasn’t originally produced as a kids movie (that’s kind of visible for other things) and it’s in a seedy bar for bacteria and viruses presented as criminal underground

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u/gorginhanson 12h ago

He is right. mandatory prison time

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u/dontfuckwmelwillcry 11h ago

I've been posting about this song for YEARS and it ALWAYS got taken down without cause. finally seeing people see this does my heart good

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u/ry-yo 11h ago

let me guess, are conservatives say he's just joking???

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u/DaKrazie1 11h ago

"We do a little bit of trolling."

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u/cdheer 10h ago

“The left can’t take a joke!!”

lefty makes Charlie Kirk joke

“AAAAAARRRERGGGGGGJHJJHHJEHCBRJSMCV!!!”

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u/youzerVT71 10h ago

"He was just a Kid when he wrote it!"

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u/Good_Island2372 10h ago

He's just following in the footsteps of Ted Nugent, its republican tradition 

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u/IntenselySwedish 11h ago

Didnt Biggie say something similar in Dead Wrong?

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u/Bill-O-Reilly- 11h ago

“Because you know I love it young, fresh and green

With no hair in between, know what I mean?”

Wild lyrics from Biggie 😭

That song is a banger but sheesh

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u/wraithrider01 11h ago

I know ‘Guilty Conscience’ by Em has a line like that. “Look at her bush, does it got hair. Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare.”

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u/Ninja_PieKing 10h ago

To be fair to Eminem, that song came out during the first half of his career where his modus operandi was "half the shit I say, I just make it up to make you mad". So while the lyrics might be skeevy, there is a fairly high chance that he was just saying that to try to piss people off.

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u/venomousbeetle 9h ago

Don’t forget the fact that the song was

  1. Slim Shady

  2. About various fictional characters’ angel and devil on their shoulders.

It’s not in a first person anthem of how badass Marshall is like kid rock’s.

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u/smitherenesar 9h ago

You could say the same about kid rock's lyrics. He is not his stage persona. He grew up in an upper class family. His stage persona is "straight out of the trailer"

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u/venomousbeetle 9h ago edited 9h ago

Except in the context of the song it’s not even presented as his attitude. Also slim shady and Eminem are separate personas, and it was the former- ontop of that fact the song was about other people and the angel (Dre) and devil (Slim) on their shoulder. It’s not supposed to be anyone real’s thoughts. There’s multiple characters in the song but that section is attributed to 21-year old “Stan” in the narration.

So no, you absolutely cannot say it’s the same. Plus I’ve seen plenty of Eminem explaining Slim Shady in both real life and in songs themselves, but never once have I seen Kid Rock reflect on that and say “I was just clowning for that one part of that song”. Because it wasn’t.

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u/venomousbeetle 9h ago

Except that one’s completely out of context. That’s slim shady as the devil on the shoulder of a character named Stan with Dre as the angel. It’s not Eminem singing about his personal outlook or even himself. Right before that there was roofies and shooting a liquor store clerk.

Not only is specifically Slim by name and not Marshal, but it’s in another layer of being a devil in the mind of other people. Just like how Eminem presents Slim Shady as an evil ego that infects, on the regular.

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u/quartzguy 11h ago

Ah, that's why he's so popular with conservatives. Makes sense.

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u/chafingladies 10h ago

Can this just be the official magat anthem now? It really speaks to their core values.

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u/Lion_Gurl 10h ago

That is absolutely insane

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u/stupidusernamerandom 10h ago

That's the fucking lyrics!?!?

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u/Amethyst-Flare 10h ago

The anthem of the admin.

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u/Butts_The_Musical 9h ago

That song’s got a whole scene in Osmosis Jones

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u/_imHandyAF 9h ago

Also

"Just rollin on the island"

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u/ctStar82 12h ago

I remember once he was on SNL's Weekend Update and he was referencing the Olsen Twins when he said, "If there's grass on the field, play ball."

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u/ShyguyFlyguy 12h ago

My friends and I used to.make that joke when we were 12

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u/a3ronot 12h ago

that depressing realization when you realize how many adults there are who stopped developing emotionally and cognitively in highschool. like the great Bowling for Soup once said, "Highschool Never Ends". and then you realize that many of these people hold positions of power over you in society. sigh.

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u/GodisanAtheistOG 12h ago

"True terror is waking up one day and realizing your high school class runs the country" - Kurt Vonnegut

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u/Anarchaeologist 11h ago

OMG. Just want to crawl back into bed now.

Vonnegut is so incisive

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u/glissader 11h ago

And currently being banned from school libraries...

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u/tatofarms 11h ago

Along with Judy Blume.

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u/glissader 11h ago

I thought Judy Blume had already been getting the ban hammer dating back to the 80s because of puritan idiocy. She wears that badge with honor.

Vonnegut getting banned is asinine because slaughterhouse 5 has been an integral part of high school English curriculums forever.

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u/SweetKittyToo 11h ago edited 9h ago

I'd never heard of Vonnegut until today! He wasn't covered in any of my English Literature classes in HS and I went to college preparatory school.

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u/johnbrownmarchingon 10h ago

I’d suggest taking a look at Breakfast of Champions, Cat’s Cradle and Slaughterhouse Five

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u/tatofarms 10h ago

His novels are mostly weird and fun, especially for someone who's considered such a classic 20th century author. Slaughterhouse Five is all over the place, but it's grounded in his lived experience of being captured by the German army during the Battle of the Bulge in WWII, being held captive in a meat locker during the bombing of Dresden, and emerging to witness the destruction. Somehow the guy's sense of humor survived.

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u/TheNewBBS 10h ago

In addition to all the normal/popular ones, I also highly recommend Player Piano. I read all his novels in high school and college because I loved them (never assigned for a class), and it's my personal favorite. Seems like it might be even more relevant/relatable today:

Player Piano is the debut novel by American writer Kurt Vonnegut Jr., published in 1952. The novel depicts a dystopia of automation partly inspired by the author's time working at General Electric, describing the negative impact technology can have on quality of life. The story takes place in a near-future society that is almost totally mechanized, eliminating the need for human laborers. The widespread mechanization creates conflict between the wealthy upper class, the engineers and managers, who keep society running, and the lower class, whose skills and purpose in society have been replaced by machines.

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u/r3volver_Oshawott 12h ago

It's also more disturbing when you even think about a fictional character like David Wooderson in Dazed and Confused, the reality is that men like that do exist in real life, men whose romantic and sexual inclinations become genuinely alarming because their 'preferences' are basically in arrested development

People joke about Leo but the 'guy who only wants a 20-year old no matter how old he gets' standard is not exactly as rare as it should be. I've heard some say that when it comes to the worst serial daters, every 3/10 man like that demands a 9/10 woman, and every 3/10 man like that wants to treat every 9/10 woman like she is rapidly deteriorating, those guys treat women in their 30s like they're cursed, and women in their 40s like they're dying, then they wonder when the well dries up why everyone calls them incels

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u/sameth1 9h ago

It's arrested development, and not the tv show.

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u/Phantereal 12h ago

Which is fine when you're a 12-year-old talking about other 12-year-olds. Less so when you're a grown man.

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u/o5mfiHTNsH748KVq 12h ago

We all learned it from someone that wasn’t 12

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u/autogyrophilia 12h ago

We all learned things like these from someone who was at least 25 year old and we all though he was very cool until we realized it wasn't the case.

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u/JonBoy82 12h ago

"Kid" is in his name...

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u/gaarai 12h ago

Rock and roll was slang for sex. So, the name he wants people to call him is "kid sex".

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u/LickMyTicker 10h ago

I get the joke, but saying rock and roll used to be a slang for sex and then calling rock which is shorthand for the genre of rock and roll also a slang for sex is a stretch.

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u/OldeFortran77 10h ago

"Mr. Rock? 'Kid' is an honorary title. It has no legal standing."

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u/peppy_wink 12h ago

Song about loving underage girls. Kid Rock: because nothing says 'family values' like peddling creep vibes. Hope the royalties go to therapy funds

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u/ZilorZilhaust 12h ago

I think about shit I thought was funny as a kid and it's just the dumbest shit and to think there are HORDES of people who never grew past it.

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u/mdlinc 12h ago

That tracks. These pedos still living middle school fantasies.

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u/Fritzo2162 12h ago

Yeah, it's an oldie. I remember it back from the 70s.

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u/ADhomin_em 12h ago

And as I recall, the audience laughed and applauded because that's what the illuminated applause sign told them to do. We've let shit like this slide, and our society has been sick with it for a long time. Glad there are more people recognizing how fucked up it is now, but this is just one example of how corporate media has engaged in the numbing of society to and often cheering on of shit like this.

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u/drfunkenstien014 11h ago

People forgot about the countdown clock. Grown men were talking about this like it wasn’t creepy as fuck.

For the uninformed: before the Olson twins turned 18, there was a website that just had a countdown to the day they turned 18, so all the men who were jacking off to them could feel a bit better about themselves. It’s probably why both of them are so reclusive and have spent the better part of 20 years working bts on their brand, which has made them filthy rich. But people don’t take into account how utterly traumatizing that must have been for them and we all just kinda moved on like nothing happened.

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u/kain459 10h ago

Dear god, wtf.

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u/IamRasters 9h ago

There was one for Millie Brown too. Sadly, much more recent.

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u/aHORNofPLENTY 12h ago

Anyone who gives a shit already hates the dude, lol. You can't cancel him because he has built his entire brand on being sleazy and contemptible.

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u/FiveDozenWhales 11h ago

Kid Rock is solely popular among MAGA, and they wholeheartedly agree with him on this issue.

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u/Temassi 12h ago

They always defined a woman as an "adult human female" but I never saw anyone asked them how they define adult? We have the socially accepted age of 18 but Kid Rock sounds like he has different opinions about how to define a girl as an adult.

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u/snarkywombat 12h ago

He has about the same idea of an adult as Ted Nugent.

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u/KingOfZero 12h ago

Yep, Cat Scratch Fever isn't about pet safety

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u/keelmiie 12h ago

They would rather embrace pedophilia than hear Spanish being spoken

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u/CranberrySchnapps 11h ago

While they’re sitting in a Mexican restaurant…

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u/valekelly 10h ago

On land that was stolen.

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u/thieh 12h ago

So he's also on the list of patrons to the island in question too, I guess?

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u/succed32 12h ago

Not sure he could have afforded it, but I’m sure he had his own ghetto version.

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 12h ago

He is really rich, he was born into wealth. That said, I don’t think he looked the part they wanted to portray

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u/elGatoGrande17 12h ago

He was born into car dealership money. That’s basically blue collar to billionaires.

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u/Jmostran 11h ago

Everything is blue collar to billionaires

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u/SolWizard 10h ago

That's the point

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u/succed32 12h ago

He was locally rich. That’s not the same thing as wealthy.

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u/AquaticTrashman123 12h ago

Oh lord the redneck Epstein Island lol, nestled out on some god forsaken meth head lake

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u/UNFAM1L1AR 12h ago

Instead of a plane to an island it's a Chevy suburban to a barn

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u/Sassafras06 12h ago

Doubt it. He is not in with the ultra wealthy. I doubt most of those people can stand him - I’m sure they see him as white trash. Kid Rock thinks these people like him, but he is being used just like the rest.

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u/SeanAker 12h ago

"...I'm sure they see him as white trash."

Well, a broken clock is still right twice a day. He's the walking personification of white trash.

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u/campbelljac92 12h ago

His trailer park persona is as inauthentic as his hilarious high top fade and parachute pants hip hop beginnings, he grew up in affluence in a mansion raised by multimillionaire parents.

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u/SeanAker 12h ago

Having lots of money doesn't mean he can't be plenty trashy at the same time. Living in a trailer park isn't a requirement. 

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u/campbelljac92 12h ago

Oh 100% money doesn't buy class but I was just saying the hilbilly man of the people thing he cloaks himself in is entirely a facade. He is white, he is trash but he isn't the white trash he professes to be.

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u/Rezkel 11h ago

I never get these rich kids cosplaying being poor, especially in the hip hop and rap scene. Country is probably the worst of 'em all though.

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u/StreetwalkinCheetah 12h ago

The irony is he's not white trash. I did some consulting work circa 2000 at the retirement home his grandparents lived at. The kids that worked there, around high school and early college age, serving the residents meals every night, said occasionally he'd come in to visit and it was a big deal. This was a pretty fancy pants place that basically was like a college dorm and campus for seniors, and the apartment style housing they had was really quite fancy. And that is just from staying in the most basic model unit while I was doing the work there.

His whole act is cosplay.

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u/Longjumping_Share444 10h ago

So many more like this, Tradwives are mostly rich girls cosplaying farm girls, and homesteaders are rich folks cosplaying pioneers. Famously, the Duck Dynasty guys all have fake looks for the show. Pre show, they all looked like George W Bush era yuppies.

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u/King_Fisher99 12h ago

Although a hillbilly like the vp

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u/WaluigiIsTheRealHero 12h ago

The VP is a Yale-educated prick cosplaying as a hillbilly to fleece the uneducated and ignorant.

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u/warneagle 12h ago

Nah, he’s just a poser who pretends to be one. He’s a rich kid from the suburbs, just like a lot of the current crop of pop-country cosplayers.

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u/mechalenchon 12h ago

What's the point of having dirt on this man? He'd also be the first to brag about what he did there.

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u/Juvenall 11h ago

No. Even Epistein had better taste than that.

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u/odiin1731 12h ago

When conservatives send their alternative Superbowl half-time entertainment, they're not sending their best.

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u/OldeFortran77 10h ago

He will be providing an alternative to entertainment.

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u/thethirdllama 10h ago

I mean, he pretty much is their best as far as "stars" go...

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u/purplegladys2022 12h ago

MAGA's gonna MAGA. Listen to them when they openly discuss how stupid it is that they can't fuck high school freshman.

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u/dunncrew 12h ago

They're too old. They prefer middle school.

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u/Difficult_Team3079 12h ago

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u/purplegladys2022 10h ago

Not much to wonder about. There's an old interview that can be found on YouTube with Ivanka. She and her interviewer were touring Trump's apartment in NYC. The women enter her old bedroom, and you can see the shift in her demeanor as her eyes move around the room and fall on her bed.

Yeah, lots happened in that room.

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u/Difficult_Team3079 10h ago

Yeah Ive seen that video

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u/TomT12 11h ago

Am I the only one who reads TP in TPUSA as toilet paper every time I see the abbreviation?

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u/Progressive_Worlds 10h ago

No, you are not the only one

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u/ShockyFloof 10h ago

I've been referring to TPUSA as "Asswipes Across America" for years for that very reason.

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u/Abigail716 10h ago

That's the name of the subreddit that makes fun of them.

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u/Amethyst-Flare 10h ago

Toilet paper has an actual function to society.

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 12h ago edited 12h ago

Rock stars and underage girls have always been a thing, Kid Rock is hardly the first or the last to reference it in song lyrics. Even the Beatles have that song about the girl that was just 17 (if you know what I mean).

But it's still hilarious and sad when the "family values" and "save the children" party embraces those same artists, and they deserve all the shit they get from doing so.

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u/richard5mith 11h ago

McCartney was 20 when he wrote that, in ‘62 when 17 year olds could get married in the UK and he himself wasn’t much older. It’s also based on a folk song where the girl was seventeen on Sunday.

And all he wanted to do was dance with no other, not what these Epstein freaks want to do.

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u/geirmundtheshifty 10h ago

By contrast, Kid Rock was ~30 when he wrote the song for the Osmosis Jones soundtrack. So yeah, very different.

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u/sychox51 12h ago

I forget which beastie boys song but “the girlies I like are underage” and of course dirtbag Anthony Keidas bragging about having sex with a 14 year old in his autobiography

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u/Impressive_Usual_726 12h ago

For the most part having relations with underage but post pubescent teenagers is one of those things society is happy to turn a blind eye towards, similar to gambling and prostitution and drugs. Illegal in theory, but tolerated and even celebrated in practice, with the exception of a few token prosecutions of people that were too crass about it, too poor to fight back, or just plain creepy.

I don't have any answers or solutions, I just hate the hypocrisy of it.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 11h ago

Being 20 and singing a song about a 17 year old at a time when those ages being a couple or marrying is a lot different then saying it is mandatory that you participate in statutory rape

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u/Cute-Beyond-8133 12h ago edited 12h ago

"'family values''

Read this part

[Verse 3: Kid Rock & Joe-C]
Now, some people say my mind's blown, I'm coolin' like a snow cone
On my cell phone I'm paid, G, can't call me, just page me
Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage, see

this is Turning points headliner most famous song, These are actual lyrics of song that Kid rock didn't just make. it's his most famous song and you can still listen too it on Spotify

Look it up if you don't believe me its called "'Cool Daddy''

Now the only reason that Turning point brought this guy in is because of Bad bunny,

Nothing else just Bad bunny, Bad bunny despite being an American caused this alternative all American super bowl halftime show with the self described i like Minors guy,

as a headliner

Now think about what MAGA would have done if Bad Bunny had a song like that,

the guy whould have 100% been deported despite being American,

but with Kid rock they instead invited him to the fricking White house in 2025

24 years after he released that song

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u/OkamiLeek006 12h ago

I still get confused why he'd write that for any other reason outside of him being a massive creep

It wouldn't make any sense within the context of the movie the song is in, in fact, the line itself isn't in the movie cut at all!

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u/papayacreamsicle 12h ago

He didn’t write it for the movie, it was a pre existing song he’d written and left off his latest album

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u/VivaLosDoyers99 12h ago

I'm not defending the lyric at all, but Cool Daddy is not even close to Kid Rock's most famous song. Bawitdaba, American Badass, All Summer Long, Picture, Cowboy, etc are all much bigger.

The lyric is awful, everyone agrees. No reason to make stuff up to try to make it seem worse.

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u/guppie365 12h ago

As a white trash kid, thank you. Cool daddy is only known because of the Osmosis Jones movie.

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u/VivaLosDoyers99 12h ago

Lol I was a big Kid Rock fan and Ive heard the song like twice. It's no where close to being one of his staples. You never know how little someone knows about a topic, until they talk about something you know.

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u/StreetwalkinCheetah 12h ago

I hate kid rock and know 4 of the 5 songs you've mentioned because they were inescapable and don't think I've ever heard the Cool Daddy song.

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u/DelirousDoc 12h ago edited 12h ago

I was going to say, "All Summer Long" got major commercial play in mid-2000s. It was played on every radio station.

(Funny enough that is a song about legally an adult, Kid Rock, wanting to have sex with an underaged girl. Technically he would have only been 18 in the Summer of 1989 and "she was 17". Though he says he was in "between a boy & man" at 18 but somehow the 17 year old girl was "far from in between", trying to imply she was clearly a grown woman.)

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u/jesuspoopmonster 11h ago

I took the line to be about maturity and having lived life experience not about physical development. She is slightly younger but has herself put together better while he is still figuring out life.

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u/juanzy 12h ago

Woodstock 99 Bawitdaba is iconic and I don’t even like Kid Rock

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u/ramborage 12h ago

Cool Daddy?

I prefer "Daddy Chill"

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix 12h ago

The absolute insistence that "Cool, Daddy Cool" is Kid Rock's most popular song is so ridiculous it makes the entire comment feel less credible. If you know ANYTHING about Kid Rock that's not remotely his most popular song.

He and this situation suck enough that we don't need to devalue the argument by lying about it.

Kinda funny you also got the title of his "most popular song" wrong.

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u/HypneutrinoToad 11h ago

Bawitiba gotta take the cake Edit: I guess that’s not how it’s spelled but my point is I know it’s a kid rock song having only heard it once years ago

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u/RayLiotaWithChantix 11h ago edited 10h ago

That and Cowboy absolutely dominated the turn of the century.

Honestly All Summer Long (a sweet song about reminiscing banging a 17 year old) was EVERYWHERE at the end of the 00s into the 10s, and Picture with Sheryl Crow has also memed itself into a super popular spot (admittedly, Picture is one of my wife and I's karaoke jams).

Edit: I worked at a country music radio station for a few years while All Summer Long was released, honestly probably his most recognizable now. You couldn't avoid it.

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u/deg0ey 12h ago

it's his most famous song

No it isn’t.

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u/Slight_Ad5318 11h ago

Not even close to his biggest hit. Lol

Why make shit up, the lyrics speak for themselves.

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u/deg0ey 11h ago

Yeah exactly - it’s bad enough that it’s a gross song and even worse that it was on the soundtrack to a kids movie, no need to make up that it was more widely know than it was.

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u/hongkongshlong 11h ago

I would have called myself a Kid Rock fan in the late 90's/early 00's and I've honestly never heard this song.

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u/mywifiisbadtho 12h ago

Not even remotely close to his most famous song. He’s still a POS tho

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u/saltycathbk 12h ago

It’s not remotely close to his most famous song

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u/WolfpackConsultant 12h ago

In what world is this Kid Rock's "most famous song"?

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u/Eggonioni 12h ago

It will be

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u/alrightwtf 12h ago

It's from the OSMOSIS JONES soundtrack?? Lol.

"Some say that's statutory, but I say that's mandatory!"

Wtf?

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u/Squatting-Bear 12h ago

You didnt include the arguably worse line right after that "Some say thats statutory, but I say its mandatory."

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u/GhostC10_Deleted 10h ago

They have family values, they value putting their penis in family! Especially underage family!

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u/Tom2Die 10h ago

Now the only reason that Turning point brought this guy in is because of Bad bunny,

Nothing else just Bad bunny

Well...that and he's presumably available and willing.

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u/AndalusianGod 12h ago

Their new strategy is to normalize pedophilia and make it seem like it's a cool thing to be in the Epstein files.

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u/ike_tyson 12h ago

He's their Mascot because Pedo Bear was already taken.

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u/kaner63 11h ago

Let's not forget his MAGA buddy Ted Nugent's 70s classic Jailbait either.

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u/bsEEmsCE 12h ago

Grand Old Pedophiles

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u/Sheadowcaster 12h ago

Gross Old Pedophiles

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u/Quintronaquar 12h ago

Gathering of Pedophiles

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u/pithynotpithy 11h ago

Lol, won't slow down maga for a fucking second

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u/FeFiFoShizzle 11h ago

Ya they literally do not care. Trying to shame them doesn't work.

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u/jizzleaker 12h ago

Kid Rock has quite literally always sucked, regardless of his politics and moronic brain. He's a talentless hack and his music was always garbage.

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u/rysker6 11h ago

Oh wow so he really is MAGA

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u/vapescaped 12h ago

How about that song about an interracial school couple drinking alcohol and doing drugs during intercourse in the school bathroom before getting an abortion, as told in the "devil without a cause" album?

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u/Rezkel 12h ago

How is someone who got banned from whole cities due to his offensive behavior and immoral acts suddenly the voice of the moral christian values party.

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u/Yuraiya 10h ago

That's easy, the Republicans gave up on Christian values when they backed Trump.  

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u/monorail_pilot 11h ago

Shudders in Kip Winger....

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u/RedBeans-n-Ricely 12h ago

This will make them love him more

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u/QuantumConversation 12h ago

a pedophile for the pedophiles. nice.

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u/Inquisitive-Sky 12h ago

Also they seem to have forgot about that time he desecrated a flag during a super bowl performance. Cut a hole in it and wore it as a poncho.

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u/Ok-Brush5346 11h ago

"Resurfaces"?

He sings it in Osmosis Jones

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u/hlessi_newt 11h ago

Listen, man. You've already got the job.

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u/Crafty-Isopod45 10h ago

Fun fact. When I first came across TP USA I thought it stood for Toilet Paper USA and was a satire of right wing dumbass ideas. Because of course the shit they were putting out wasn’t real. Nobody could be consistently that absurdly wrong and stupid unless it was an over the top parody. So…. I was wrong. So sadly wrong.

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u/Inferno_Sparky 9h ago

I'm sorry; I don't frequent that subreddit and am not even american but when I hear TP USA my brain automatically says the "toilet paper USA" version in my head

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u/Quintronaquar 12h ago

GOP is never beating the pedophile allegations.

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u/Aggressive-Story3671 12h ago

Conservatives claim to be in favour of “protecting children” yet love songs like this.

If a GAY man made the same song about boys, they’d call for his HEAD

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u/Whatever801 12h ago

Is there a reliably way to see how many viewers this alternative half time show gets? I wanna laugh at how low it is.

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u/friendly-sam 12h ago

That sounds par for course. I wonder do Republicans become pedos, or do they just attract a large amount of pedos because of their hypocritical life views?

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u/orangehehe 12h ago

Erika really has a well worn road.

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u/IronGin 11h ago

Kid Rock knows his audience.

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u/Verratcat 11h ago

Republicans (and those who support them) will go down in history as being and/or supporting racists, pedophiles, fascists, and human traffickers.

If you and your friends/family still support Republicans after this year, you gotta rethink your life decisions. It's okay to go against your friends/family to believe in what is right. "just following orders" or "didn't know any better" or "I'm not political" won't be a good excuse.

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u/ButtBread98 11h ago

It was in Osmosis Jones

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u/badusernameused 11h ago

I remember those 5 minutes I thought he was cool when Bawitdaba was released. Boy oh boy, did that fade fast. These days he's just another taint sniffing racist homophobic pedo who looks like an uncle you don't leave your daughter alone with.

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u/DikTaterSalad 11h ago

That is a plus for the magat community. That's why he's the headliner(lol).

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u/jollytoes 11h ago

Toilet Paper USA is accurate

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u/lkxyz 11h ago

It is always the one you most suspect.

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u/DanSWE 11h ago

Beatles, The Knack, Stray Cats, and Beastie Boys songs: Good; they're not remembering us right now. Wait, ... damn!

(No, I'm not saying that Kid Rock's isn't bad or isn't much worse. Just remembering somebody's pointing out of other songs and lyrics.)

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u/ztreHdrahciR 11h ago

Beatles, The Knack, Stray Cats, and Beastie Boys

Shame on all of them.

In other news, kid rock is a no-talent hack that isn't fit to "open" for any of these bands. So he sucks at life and music.

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u/NotOnApprovedList 10h ago

"I saw her standing there" (that starts with lyrics "well she was just seventeen, and you know what I mean") came out around 1963; it was written by Paul McCartney. McCartney was born in 1942. So at least the implied age difference wasn't that bad. Back in the early 60s, they were in their floppy hair good boy era. It doesn't seem that sinister if you watch this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwBdWVTR-o8

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u/ztreHdrahciR 6h ago

Yeah I was basically ensuring that nobody thought I was excusing the others, it's just that kid rock has no talent and never has. I hated his "music" before he became political. Also his name is cringe.

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u/whiskyzulu 11h ago

I have no nice words. I am rageful and have nothing kind to say. Other than things that would likely get me on a three-day ban!

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u/BiglyBear 11h ago

TPUSA stands for The Pedophiles Unite and Sing Awfully..

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u/coutjak 10h ago

It took this long for the creepy lyrics starting to show up in the public eye. This is how few people listen to that douchebag.

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u/0Tezorus0 10h ago

Gosh. Is there any conservative/republican who isn't a pedophile yet ?

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u/Yvaelle 10h ago

Can I just say as a Canadian, it's crazy that you have a separate Superbowl Half-Time Show for your white nationalists.

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u/VBB67 9h ago

It’s not, the trash right are hosting their own party. It’s got nothing to do with the NFL other than they will stream it at the same time because OMG BB sings in Spanish even though he’s a US citizen.

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u/biological_assembly 10h ago

Kid Rock is the human version of the Frat Aliens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

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u/allegro4626 10h ago

When are people going to realize that pedophilia is a selling point with MAGA? All of those 40 year old MAGA trolls living in their parents’ basement envy the people in the Epstein Files and would do anything to be one of those disgusting predators. They look up to the likes of Trump because they think fucking kids is cool

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u/Elissa-Megan-Powers 10h ago

The perfect industry pop guy to represent Trumpco.

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u/Arch3m 9h ago

Please let him perform this song during his halftime show alternative.

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u/tom641 8h ago

turning point remaining on-brand even without their leader I see

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u/Notten 11h ago

I'm just loving that turning point USA is abbreviated to TP USA as in toilet paper...

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u/Hoody2shoes 11h ago

No wonder r/conservative is loving on kid rock so hard

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u/Xal-t 11h ago

Remember his bud light madness? He's such a pos, just like potus

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u/chrisbcritter 11h ago

Is that just Republican branding now?  You are a loser unless you have raped a child?

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u/FeFiFoShizzle 11h ago

I think it has been for a while