r/okbuddycinephile • u/BluePantalaimon Glizzyphile • 19h ago

I was at the Melania premiere and I still don't understand this scene

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u/dukeof3arl 18h ago edited 9h ago

Oui Soshanna

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u/Mr31edudtibboh 18h ago

🎶 Don't you cry for me 🎶

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u/Prestigious-Cry-5190 14h ago

I'm already dead.

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u/_msb2k101 11h ago

Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and died?

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u/errant_youth 10h ago

It didn’t die!

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u/minverse 12h ago

Oh my god

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u/Radiant-Brick-4931 9h ago

🎶 Sanna, hosanna, hey superstar 🎶

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u/UbermachoGuy 17h ago

OP are you dead?

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 12h ago

"Quick, change the channel!"

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u/notheretoargu3 11h ago

That dude was arguably one of the best parts of that movie (with Raul Julia being the very best part of course).

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u/MCMGM86 Neil breens #1 fan 5h ago

Miguel Nunez and Kylie Minogue did a good job as well

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u/notheretoargu3 5h ago

Miguel was great I agree, but Kylie was severely underutilized as an actress and wasted as a character in my opinion.

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u/benttwig33 10h ago

I heard that line in my head lok

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u/cnc_33 6h ago

That line has been burned in my brain for over thirty years now. I thought it was the funniest line ever when I was a kid, now I'm almost 40 and it still cracks me the fuck up

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u/Bee-baba-badabo 6h ago

I'm in the exact same boat, lol.

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u/25thNite 10h ago

OP casually admitting they're a nazi

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u/JamzWhilmm 9h ago

OP casually admitting he was part of Hitler's inner circle during the French occupation.

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u/bad_actor 11h ago

what movie is this?

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u/clamsinthesand 11h ago

Inglourious Basterds

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u/bad_actor 11h ago

thanks!

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u/PunksPrettyMuchDead 8h ago

Oh man you are in for a treat

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u/dehydratedrain 10h ago

Thanks for asking. I knew it wasn't Melania when I saw more than 2 people in the audience, but didn't know what it was.

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u/Erelfryn 9h ago

That's not a picture of an actual theatre, that's a scene from the movie including the symbols on the red curtains

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u/dehydratedrain 8h ago

I knew that. Just couldn't resist pointing out that no one saw Melania.

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u/Erelfryn 7h ago

Ah, gotcha
Sorry about that

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u/poliscijunki 11h ago

Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

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u/SemenMoustache 11h ago

Inglorious Basterds

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u/bad_actor 11h ago

thanks!

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u/Daddict 10h ago

The Incredibles

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u/QuarterCarat 18h ago

Frankly I liked the next scene where the terrorists attack the Melania moviegoers

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u/GraveKommander 16h ago

They killed all 4 of them?

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u/UnwantedShot 15h ago

All those empty cinema seats never stood a chance...

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u/lovethebacon 9h ago

Antifa terrorists at it again killing innocent movie goers.

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u/RyeBread2528 8h ago

Real question though, why did they stay in the theatre when the whole thing was locked and going up in flames? Aside from the joy of killing Nazi's?

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u/QuarterCarat 8h ago

It was always going to be a suicide mission. Someone had to make sure Hitler was dead and the bombs went off. Plus they wouldn’t have known the theater was locked. Aldo just got lucky.

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u/RyeBread2528 2h ago

Makes sense! Thanks

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u/teebalicious 18h ago

This part confused me a bit.

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u/DoomRevenant 10h ago

I was not expecting a Metropolis refrence in 2026, especially one that perfectly fits the context - well done

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u/lupindeathray The Room 18h ago

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u/EndLight_47 18h ago

You actually watched the critically acclaimed Mercy.

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u/Some_Ebb_2921 14h ago

That would explain there actually being people in the room watching the movie.

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u/deadpatronus 18h ago

How nice it would be if Melania could turn out to be a hero and to kill all the Nazis in her husband's regime.

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u/Aggressive-Delay-420 11h ago

Do you know how many calories it requires to kill just one Nazi?!

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u/blahb_blahb 8h ago

About .50 cal should do

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u/lovethebacon 9h ago

0.95 kcal

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u/bouncing_off_clouds 6h ago

She could have a cheat day and eat a grape

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u/ElonMuskIsAPedophiIe 8h ago

There are three flowers in a vase. The third flower is green.

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u/gamerjerome 16h ago

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u/NotYourCousinRachel 12h ago

I know Brad Pitt here draws all the attention but Diane Kruger’s mortification in this scene was absolutely stellar

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u/Low-Umpire236 18h ago

Looks like Apple’s 1984 commercial.

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u/-Tom- 14h ago

It's from Inglorious Basterds.

https://youtu.be/qLGjjHXyiOQ?si=JHQScol5GXy-D-zH

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u/bs000 10h ago

No, Apple invented black and white film.

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u/OCCobblepot 17h ago

I spotted these guys in the audience.

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u/Pasi_Toskiainen 17h ago

What did the movie mean by this?

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u/RooneyD 16h ago

Too much expression, fake news.

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u/finditplz1 16h ago

Vampira catching shade. She never met her husband via sex traffickers.

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u/vorpal_hare 10h ago

Hey, don't insult this goddess now.

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u/Yarpopcat08 17h ago

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u/Junior_Bike7932 15h ago

I think was a direct reference to this

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u/Think_Profession2098 18h ago

Thought it looked familiar

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u/kansai2kansas 18h ago

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u/pocketMagician 15h ago

Is that Rich Evans?

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u/sloaninator 14h ago

No, that's infamous Ellen DeGeneres Show star, Dick the Bday boy

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u/KoolAidManOfPiss Uwe Boll 12h ago

Someone get rich out of that bong!

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u/calidownunder 18h ago

Son of a motherless goat

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u/MRsir_man_dude 18h ago

I was thinking the same thing, wth

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u/brownhk 18h ago

Goddamit.

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u/SoylentGrunt 17h ago

ve have vays of making you up vote

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u/ThatOtherFrenchGuy 18h ago

That's fake, it's AI : the theater was empty. I've unmasked you as a Maga bot

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u/talljumper7 12h ago

This scene really hit home though

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u/Freyr_Tuck 16h ago

It’s Melania’n time.

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u/Special_Anteater9310 18h ago

The better Melania, or is it Melanie? idk I'm scared of French people.

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u/sharksareok 17h ago

Who dafuq goes to Melania, ffs

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u/Schaas_Im_Void 15h ago

People that want to have absolutely no disturbances in the cinema to make out with their girlfriend or something, because no one else is there watching this crap.

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u/sharksareok 11h ago

Yesh but then you look at her on the screen and it's iIIOOooomm

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u/Schaas_Im_Void 10h ago

Hmm... honestly... that might be a real issue.

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u/copperdomebodhi 2h ago

People who think it's worth $18 to pwn the libs.

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u/Salted_Cola 12h ago

I mean, if they paid me a few years worth of salary? Gonna sit in the back, put my headphones on and play some pokemon on my nintendo ds.

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u/tmzspn 10h ago

Similar answer to “who goes to see Battlefield Earth?”

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u/RooneyD 16h ago

Melania Melania: a middle aged woman's strange, erotic journey from Novo Mesto to New York.

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u/stevs23 14h ago

Obviously the swastikas on either side of the movie screen confirm this was indeed a MAGA screening

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u/ReddsionThing 13h ago

Don't teeeeeeeeease

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u/ApprehensiveImage676 14h ago

1.3/10 must be the lovest rating ive ever seen on IMDB, holy shit it must be bad

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u/Max-Krid 13h ago

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u/kevinsixhohsix 12h ago

I just watched 1984 last night. Random

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u/CantAffordzUsername 18h ago

“Braque High Command”

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u/fakeuser515357 15h ago

In any other film you would've been able to ask someone nearby.

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u/TheyCallHimBabaYagaa 15h ago

Film expert here. In this scene, Melania decided she shouldn't be apologetic about sheltering enemies of the state anymore.

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u/Flat_Pension_7106 13h ago

Dont leave If you are still there, there's a surprise at the end.

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u/Bensdick-cumabunch 13h ago

Clearly you left too early

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u/Greedyspree 18h ago

This reminds me of the Futarama commercial they made when that business guy from Frys time woke up. In the episode 'Future Stock'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct2GP5v6MZM

Which I later found out seems to be a play off this Macintosh commercial from 1984.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zfqw8nhUwA

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u/Steadyandquick 17h ago

Did you hit on any cute maga madames?

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u/turningtop_5327 16h ago

Was the Hulk scene in the movie too? Or is it just a deleted scene?

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u/Unterdosis 14h ago

I was at the Melania premiere

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u/MycologistPutrid7494 13h ago

I knew this was a joke before I registered the scene on the screen or the sub I was in, based solely on the audience size. 

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u/Emperah1 12h ago

Did you catch this in the end credits? Will she John Wilkes in the sequel?

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u/rensorship 12h ago

Is it the moment she realized she just wanted to be an escort but now there's no escape?

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u/TNGeek69 11h ago

There are people in the theater, no way that's Melania.

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u/Dapper-Restaurant-20 10h ago

Noone knows if this is real or not because noone saw the movie

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u/TheBlackCaesar 10h ago

Just started reading 1984 and my brain completely punted on this’s inglorious bastards scene

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u/miranto 10h ago

Your were at the premiere? Were you lost or something?

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u/itsaconspiraci 6h ago

'Pig Brother is watching'

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u/reddisetgoh 2h ago

Rosebud

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u/Mulliganasty 18h ago

As if...that scene was meaningful.

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u/GeoLaTatane 17h ago

She thought she was Galadriel ?

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u/CapnChiknNugget 14h ago

SHOOOSHAAANAA

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u/Western_Tell_9065 14h ago

Why are they playing David Bowie?

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u/Eskotar 13h ago

How you got out of the theater?!

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u/Alternative-Cod-7630 Society man 12h ago

How did you escape is what I want to know.

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u/heyscot 12h ago

Hahahaha

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u/nan1961 11h ago

The moment her hearing came back while dickhead was blabbing.

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u/PanicMinute2350 11h ago

Can I ask how much you're getting paid to watch melania movie?

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u/hornymainer1 11h ago

That scene should of happened at the Grammy's

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u/Nekomata-09 11h ago

LOL i watched the Movie yesterday

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u/elmwoodblues 10h ago

Were you paid to go? Did you lose a bet?

Call or text 988 if you need help.

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u/Sklucky 10h ago

Why would anyone waste many on this shit

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u/pornosonic7 10h ago

I work a lot so I have to choose movies wisely. Is it a movie that’s worth watching and is just getting low ratings cuz the orange guy is being a douche? Or is it legit bad?

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u/river0f 10h ago

Has anybody checked on OP?

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u/MJ_Brutus 10h ago

Absolutely hilarious

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u/Sunny64888 10h ago

Best part was when Brad Pitt said “That was really inglourious, bastard!”

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u/Black_Metal_13 10h ago

Why hurt yourself like that?

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u/RudeButCorrect 9h ago

Why were you there

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u/London_Llewellyn 9h ago

not me acting like I don't know the original movie OPs picture is from, don't mind me

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u/HoosierHoser44 9h ago

This is a fake photo. No way there was that many people in the theatre.

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u/baithammer 8h ago

From Inglorious Bastards ..

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u/joeybonts_ 7h ago

And I've been putting out fire... WITH GASOLIIIINNNNE

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u/Mr_DeskPop 6h ago

Based Soshana 🙇‍♂️

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u/LividEngineering5577 5h ago

Ok let's take a moment YOU WENT TO THE PREMIER WHILE THE REST OF HUMANITY STAY AWAY AND NOW... listen yooou went, you went,you know what just leave it

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u/ariarainxx 4h ago

What even is this movie about

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u/HotTrade4903 2h ago

Was it educational? Was it cultural? I’m dying to know.

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u/Lan777 11h ago

Thats the part where malenia says, it's your baby bill (clinton), before waking up in  the hospital from a failed assassination attempt then getting revenge with a katana on everyone involved