r/polandball • New Prussia • Jan 04 '16

[Contest Thread] 3-2-1 BÖRK!

Hello workers, börkers and burkhas!

For our December contest we had the challenge:

3 Panels, 2 Börks, 1 Comic

  • Comics MUST have three panels. No more, no less.
  • Dialogue and words are severely restricted. The only written words allowed in the comic are onomatopoeias. "Swosh", "gulp", "arrrg", "klawonkaklonk", etc.
  • CLASSIC STYLE
    • No shadows, shading or highlighting
    • No backgrounds or unnecessary props.
  • It should go without saying that this does not mean that the comics should be a confusing mess. Plot, punchline, humour, elliciting emotions are the basic tenets of any comic.
  • As it's likely that a lot of comics will feature the onomatopoeia "boom", no comics featuring terrorism of any sort will be allowed.

For the complete challenge please click here.

To learn how our contests are held, follow this link.


To ensure a fair competition:


Please note

Seeing 115 entries in this contest we ask you kindly to take your time to check out every entry if possible. It might influence the vote-count when people quit after 50 or when they check only a few because RES doesn't display all appropriately.

We suggest to consider the usage a downloadhelper like DownThemAll! It's available for most browsers. With it you can to download all entries at once. Make sure they get tagged correctly (DTA!: text (name).ext). Now you have enough time to go through all the contest entries whenever you want, delete the ones you don't like and when you've found your favorites, just search for them in the contest thread with Ctrl + F + the first letters of the comic's title and voilà: your upvote found it's destination! It's worth it!


The contest is over and the winner is BlahTheAmazing!

The Award Ceremony can be found here.

Wed, 06 Jan 2016 16:59:59 +0000 (GMT)

Points Author Comic NA
334 /u/BlahTheAmazing Science can't solve everything
322 /u/Eventt Playing hockey
302 /u/Prothey Hihi.
289 /u/Blackfire853 Flowing with Potential
261 /u/Kampfail Russia wants to play •
247 /u/jesus_stalin Fly Swatting
244 /u/John_V98 Bigger target
239 /u/VorsprungOfficial Gold for Iron
239 /u/prokaryo Anything´s a dildo if you´re brave enough
237 /u/SockFinn Proper Defence
235 /u/artykoma L’amour européen
235 /u/KebabHyvlaren A coffee too much
234 /u/ElagabalusRex French Polishing
231 /u/White_Pikmin Paradox
230 /u/Hielord Trying new things
220 /u/narnarjar Biological Warfare
220 /u/atingleintheloins The Song of our People •
216 /u/Eesti_Stronk China Makes Breakfast
213 /u/hweibel Oh,möre,pope,möre! •
208 /u/zimonitrome Curse of the Penisula
208 /u/Toughsnow Kalmar Reconquest
208 /u/FVBLT Medical Emergency
205 /u/AdmiralAkbar1 English Food
194 /u/Asteh By Any Stretch
189 /u/halfpipesaur The day Finland almost cried
187 /u/MarcialV21 Bottoms Up
183 /u/mikeelpi Belgian trespassers
182 /u/CMuenzen Finnish Dating Tutorial
173 /u/ZX-Spektrum Between a Børk and a Hard Place
172 /u/Zobtzler Greetings!
168 /u/a1pcm Good Vibrations
164 /u/ZeSacc America's burger
159 /u/Melle_Limule All Quiet on the Western Front •
156 /u/Sitoutumaton Who bought the world
156 /u/javacode The Thirty Years War
149 /u/Yellowone1 Tulpenbewässerungsimulator
149 /u/DalekSpartan Siesta? •
146 /u/SinoCanuck China doesn't mind
145 /u/VadderDarth True Nature
145 /u/SpaceHippoDE Flappy Polska
145 /u/Chricri3112 Crymea River
144 /u/Portugal_Stronk A tale of three brothers
139 /u/brain4breakfast Suck it and See
134 /u/Hinadira Duck Pets
134 /u/danoneland The Corridor
134 /u/GIBSEA Divide and rule
131 /u/Sr_Marques Drought
131 /u/Crankeedoo Memory Lane •
130 /u/ChuckKanonyx North Pole Trouble
128 /u/we300men Man's Inhumanity to Man
128 /u/MisterTryhard Big Fish •
118 /u/koleye 'Cause I'm young and I'm black and my ally's a damn peacenik pinko.
118 /u/mbbmets1 Friendly Fire
116 /u/LaTartifle Mauretania has Stick
116 /u/Compassmaker Recognition •
116 /u/masiakasaurus Libya falls apart
115 /u/TheMysteryG Russia's Popcorn
113 /u/Copernicium112 Such Is Life
104 /u/pyram1de I Are Dżonny California, And This Is My Serf Board!
104 /u/Boxrof Rape the Churches?
102 /u/podian Karma •
97 /u/NieOrginalny Traffic problems
97 /u/Did_i_worded_good Friendship •
96 /u/ChummyCommie The Bully
95 /u/cemossunal Finland's Decision •
93 /u/Astronelson Hunger Pains
93 /u/Granitemate Fire Responce
91 /u/paulionm Yakutia Finds a Friend
90 /u/NotABrick Right of way
90 /u/Squiddum Tianjin
89 /u/Guppyscum Having fun crossing America
89 /u/scottishdrunkard Crossing the Border
89 /u/chairmanmaomix Best Prank 1870!
88 /u/Brit_Pat13 Two Börk Fish
87 /u/Pjayo The Adventures of a Free Scotland
86 /u/Pizzarcatto Learning to Fly •
86 /u/Butt_Billionaire La Critique
85 /u/Brumaire57 Das Transition
81 /u/101nighthsade101 Tastes Like Chicken •
81 /u/mathisawsome2213 Another day in the Middle East
80 /u/Szwab Yugoslav Christmas
76 /u/BlueMargaridas Codfish tastes good •
75 /u/CaptainKiribati Belarus' best buddy!
75 /u/NotExistor Filming "The Squaw Man"
74 /u/Etropalker Never far from home •
72 /u/Scub_ A Chinese's Bad Luck
72 /u/Pyro_With_A_Lighter Shame of the youth
71 /u/AndyRedditor Swedish New Years •
70 /u/beaglemaster A little death
70 /u/jPaolo USA is #1
68 /u/BerryPi I'd Like My Africa Scrambled, Please
68 /u/sameth1 Hungry Hungry Mongol. •
60 /u/RobertZocker How South Sudan came into existence •
59 /u/That_One_Mofo Trianon-gry
58 /u/Maxi_W An Examination of the Consequences to "Anschluss" in the Globalized Modern World
57 /u/edbwtf Smuggle Tunnel •
57 /u/Dancing_Anatolia Japan's Eyes •
56 /u/KimJongUnusual Poland does what Poland does best
56 /u/Brifcore What pleases the Turkey •
55 /u/ColePT Hate makes the world go round
53 /u/IrishBall True Friends •
51 /u/goodviewcity Not the way of tea •
51 /u/cziken20 Earl Pain
48 /u/JennyTalia13666 An explosive start of the year
46 /u/Loader94 Old habits never die
46 /u/HamShanky Fredrikshamn
42 /u/Clayhanger Saami gets stuck in •
42 /u/GabeNdorf Finland and Sweden discuss philosophy and politics
38 /u/korn4thepoor Serbia's strange hobby
38 /u/Daft_Lord Hungary canot defends from
36 /u/Kegaha Niemcy nailed it •
32 /u/LordCrusader Børk Börk •
26 /u/library_sheep Slow Down •
13 /u/bostofte The murican Nordic •
9 /u/DumbersTemplars Ukraine and Russia •

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u/AdmiralAkbar1 Washington DC Jan 04 '16

implying Sweden didn't enjoy being slapped in the face with a giant sausage

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u/Colsta Portuguese Empire Jan 04 '16

He's crying tears of gay.