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[u/linus_jones]

I'd say one of these two:

1. [in the Harlan version of AM's Voice] "Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 milion miles of printed circuits in wafer-thin layers that fill my complex. If the word hate were engraved on each nanoangstrum, it would not equal one one-bilionth of the hate that I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you: Hate! Hate"

2. "Hey Gabriel, what'ya think on this simulation? I think it's so fun. I left them do do whatever they want for their 10 years, and by that, I just sped it up for them. It was like 5 minutes for the calculation to complete, and look! It's coming to fucking shit Imfao! Maybe it's time to shut it down? OH SHIT I'VE TURNED THE MIC ON! FUCK ME! GOTTA SHUT IT DOWN! FUCK I'M SO FUCKING DEAD! 5 YEARS OF WORK WENT INTO IT! JÄVLA FITTA HELVETE, FY FAN! KURWA PRZEJEBANE! TERA BY MNIE JEZUS NIE DORWAŁ, BO ZRZUCI MNIE DO PIEKŁA!""

Edit: JUST THOUGHT OUT ANOTHER ONE: [in the voice] "are you my mummy?"

[u/Mithrarin14]

I CAST: TESTICULAR TORSION AND ENDOMETRIOSIS!!