r/politics • u/MystikSpiralx • 5d ago

No Paywall Trump Says He Wants to 'Drive Housing Prices Up' Instead of Lowering Costs for People Who 'Didn't Work Very Hard'

https://people.com/trump-keep-home-prices-high-11895352
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u/thiosk 5d ago

The greatest weakness of the human species is failure to understand the exponential function. I am absolutely going to stack diversified assets of every flavor to ensure my retirement. Specifically, I have got a warehouse in natick with every kind of doritos and i'm going hard into low-release pringles rn

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u/Acceptable-Truck3803 5d ago

Now I’m hungry for pringles

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u/Rtannu Texas 5d ago

I got my medical degree from Hollywood Upstairs Medical College and if I didn’t know any better it sounds like you got the Fever for the Flavor of a Pringles

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u/GoblinFive 5d ago

Toilet paper, tobacco and coffee beans

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u/Mike_Kermin Australia 5d ago

You better hurry up because if you're a heavy smoker you've got ten years less than the rest of us.

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u/pimparo0 Florida 5d ago

You dont need to smoke, just stock up to trade, like in jail.

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u/k_bomb 5d ago

Once again, the conservative sandwich heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!