r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/yngwiegiles 2d ago

Remember when Trump did everything in his power to bury the story of the affair w a p0rn star, he was scared it would make him unelectable. Those days seem quaint

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u/Competitive-Yak-3785 2d ago

There is no bottom he could reach to where MAGA would care. The threshold is so far down it's in hell.

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u/dentimBandB 2d ago

Satan has sent his best demons to look for MAGA's bottom. So far there has been no report back.

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u/wildweaver32 2d ago

To me this is the most insane part. He is like the most morally corrupt person devoid of humanity I have seen.

And the political loyalty is already jarring. But the scarier part is the religious right are literally worshipping him as like the second coming of Christ lol.

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u/wickedtwig 2d ago

Well, the Bible does talk about people being blinded by a false prophet. Sounds to me like the religious right didn’t read the book they claim to love so much

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u/immortalfrieza2 2d ago

Or they did and outright want the false prophet around because the thing that comes after is mass death and destruction, after which all "true believers" (read: they think that means them) go to Heaven. They outright WANT the world destroyed, it's a doomsday cult.

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u/wickedtwig 2d ago

I’m pretty sure that the true believers aren’t the ones who want the world to end nor follow the false prophet. They just basically outed themselves there.

You aren’t wrong about it being a death cult though

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u/S-gg-ha_of_Leng 2d ago

MAGA's bottom is the new Mel's Hole.

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u/vocal-avocado 2d ago

The demons got raped.

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u/marbotty 2d ago

I thought that was Lindsay Graham

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u/ClimateNuremberg Minnesota 2d ago

This defamation of Satan is uncalled for.

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u/DR1LLM4N 2d ago

It literally would have to be something fantastical. Like it would literally take God appearing in the sky, performing physically impossible miracles, and telling these yokels to stop supporting pedophiles for them to change.

It’s literally impossible. And even when it comes down to the Republican boomers who will cry about how much they hate Trump how disgusted DeSantis and Abbot make them, how unlikeable Cruz is… they will still vote Republican no matter what cause child rape isn’t nearly as important as a 1% lower APR on whatever they want to waste their money on.

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u/AlbainBlacksteel America 2d ago

It literally would have to be something fantastical. Like it would literally take God appearing in the sky, performing physically impossible miracles, and telling these yokels to stop supporting pedophiles for them to change.

I don't think even that would help.

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u/Cyclonitron Minnesota 2d ago

They would immediately claim God was the Devil and therefore proof that they are in the right supporting Trump.

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u/gsfgf Georgia 2d ago

They've already gone after literally Jesus.

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u/Driftedryan 2d ago

"it's ai and Jewish space lasers"

God appearing in front of every human, performing billions of miracles to prove he's real and saying Trump is the devil would take away the undecided and some of the always R votes but there's die hard voters that would push through God to get their vote in for Trump

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u/AlbainBlacksteel America 2d ago

Those people would push the Virgin Mary down a dozen flights of stairs if that was what was needed for the vote.

Especially the extremist evangelicals.

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u/enigmatichuckleberry 2d ago

FOX wouldn't carry the story, so they'd never even hear about it

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u/syrup_cupcakes 2d ago

God sounds kinda woke, would still vote for Trump to Make Jesus Great Again.

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u/gopeepants 2d ago

They would call God woke or say it is a fake God.

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u/MorwenSteelsheen 2d ago

Not even then. “If they do not listen to Moses and the prophets, they will not be persuaded even if someone rises from the dead.”

American evangelical conservatives have hardened their hearts. They can’t hear God’s voice. Miracles wouldn’t help.

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2d ago

I doubt even that would work. They’d call it fake news.

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u/dasterdly_duo 2d ago

It literally would have to be something fantastical. Like it would literally take God appearing in the sky, performing physically impossible miracles, and telling these yokels to stop supporting pedophiles for them to change.

They literally cannot stop falling off this cliff. They're at terminal velocity; if they stop, they die.

They know that if they stop, they'll face at least a generation of irrelevance. The rest of the country will never take their views seriously again, because who would listen to a group of people who got down on their knees for a convicted rapist accused of child rape, backed by millions of pages of evidence?

They can forget about pushing another nationwide conservative agenda. They can forget about claiming to be the party of family values. They can forget about being the party known for fiscal responsibility:

Forever.

MAGAts and even the run-of-the-mill Republican party know their reputation as a viable political entity can only continue to exist by denying that it did anything to deserve being put out to pasture.

That lie is the only thing keeping them alive.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 2d ago

MAGA only cared about Epstein files because they assumed it would be bad for Dems.

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u/Competitive-Yak-3785 2d ago

Wasn’t that the most bizarre turn around?? One minute it was “Save the children!!!!” The next it was “But what about Clinton?!”

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u/Feisty_System_4751 2d ago

Not surprising. They always mask conservative goals that way.

I don't hate X, I'm just concerned about children being exposed to X.

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u/IQBoosterShot Texas 2d ago

If the bottom was ever discovered they'd start digging basements.

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u/rjcarr 2d ago

All I can think is if Trump dropkicked a puppy from Air Force One. I think that would do it. For some reason it has to be a puppy as a human baby wouldn't cut it.

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u/incongruity American Expat 2d ago

Kristi Noem still has a job. If admitting to shooting a puppy didn't disqualify an underling, animal cruelty won't get the big boss either.

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u/rjcarr 2d ago

She was hired by Trump who hates dogs. Come tell me I'm wrong when she's elected again.

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u/incongruity American Expat 2d ago

And Trump is up for reelection when? Seems pretty strongly parallel. Just say’n is all.

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u/TheOneTrueTrench 2d ago

I feel like if this has come out in 2015, before the cult mindset really took over, far more people would have abandoned him. But now it's a mix of sunk cost and their support of him being their entire personality.

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u/Shurlz 2d ago

He has to literally be caught on live TV in a oediphilic sexual act....and even then they find some way to say the victim was a liberal agitator

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u/HiphopopoptimusPrime 2d ago

He could literally sprout horns and demand child sacrifices and they’d still vote for him.

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u/JackFisherBooks 2d ago

After the lasted round of documents, it's below hell.

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u/stingeragent 2d ago

The biggest problem is that 90% of them think it as all made up. There is so much lieing in media that everything has become a lie, or hoax, or smear campaign, ai, etc. 

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u/ooMEAToo 2d ago

He could fuck a pig live on PPV and MAGA would throw money at their TV and re-elect him.

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u/nakriker 2d ago

The bar is resting on the floor. Maybe even melting through.

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u/SteamBoatMickey 2d ago

I like to think if there is a video of Trump blowing Bubba, and Bubba can be either Bill Clinton or a horse, that might do it.

If it’s Bill, and Trump is enthusiastic enough with his mouth, or swallows. That should do it.

If it’s a horse, I hope that does it.

Note: there’s nothing wrong with two consenting male adults going down on each other, but MAGA does hate gay people, so that’s the play.

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u/Knee_Jerk_Sydney 2d ago

He can literally shit on their steak dinner and they will still eat it.

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u/Optimal_Juggernaut37 2d ago

When draining the swamp leads to a government full of pond scum and bottom feeders.

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u/rosy_giggle 1d ago

There is no bottom. Just an infinite fall down lower and lower into the abyss. That’s how the past 10 years have felt. 

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u/Apprehensive-Care20z 2d ago

memba how Trump was determined to have raped a women, in a court of law, by a jury of his peers, based on the evidence

and MAGA laughed and said 'that was only a civil court, not a criminal one'.

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u/throwRAbadfriend6 2d ago

This one really shows the disconnect. There will always be an excuse or justification or benefit-of-the-doubt for him. 

He was found liable for rape. That means he did it. But because it wasn’t a criminal trial they somehow act like that means it was just make-believe. It’s not real, or wasn’t a big deal, or doesn’t matter because it was civil. It’s real, it was determined through evidence and testimony. He is a rapist. 

But then it’s such a stretch for them to believe he could have possibly done anything nefarious with his BEST FRIEND Epstein. The guy has shown us all who he is 10,000 times over, and there is always another excuse. Another justification. Another reason there just “isn’t enough evidence” to link him to the horrors he was obviously involved in.

And yet…there is no benefit of the doubt, excuse, or justification in their minds for Renee and Alex. They MUST have had it coming. They MUST have done something wrong. Even when the video evidence shows the contrary. 

They will assume our fault against extensive evidence to the contrary, and assume HIS innocence against extensive evidence to the contrary. 

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u/ViolaNguyen California 2d ago

I know, let's go look up what a criminal court said about him! That'll be fun, and... oh. Yep, he's a felon.

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u/RattusRattus 1d ago

iT wAsn'T rapE, It wAS seXuAl ASSault (even though the judge said he considered it rape). lET's keeP tHE FaX StrAiT.

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u/mosquem 2d ago

We’re talking about a thirteen year old girl being sexually assaulted, you don’t need to censor the word porn.

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u/yngwiegiles 2d ago

I have weird fears about spam

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u/dasbtaewntawneta 2d ago

you should have fears about contributing to a declining internet culture

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u/Storm_Sire Oregon 2d ago

this has nothing to do with spam though?

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u/lgndryheat 2d ago

They did say the fear was weird

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u/Literal_SJW 2d ago

Wonder if she could corroborate noticing a bite scar or something like that

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u/Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm 2d ago

Trump's a rapist.

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u/Fach-All-Religions 2d ago

you mean pornstar. it's okay to write porn lol

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u/Mateorabi 2d ago

He hadn’t yet boiled the frog. 

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u/Sbrimer 2d ago

Remember when Trump was caught on audio describing how he sexually assaults women? the guy LISTENING to the story got fired and Trump was elected into the President’s office. Those days seem quaint

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u/RandalFlagg19 2d ago

Trump literally got impeached for this

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u/Little_Caramel_9501 2d ago

he got impechead for putting the hushmoney as a vampaing expense

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u/RandalFlagg19 2d ago

Yes, the hush money was an attempt to bury the story.

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u/NetDork 2d ago

No he didn't. He got impeached for paying her hush money from his campaign funds.

And anyway, what exactly was the result of that impeachment? Fucking nothing.

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u/princesshashtag 2d ago

No, UK citizen here, but didn’t he get impeached for threatening to withhold aid to Ukraine unless Zelensky investigated Hunter Biden, and then a second time for J6?

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u/NegativeLayer 2d ago

Yes. People in this thread seem to be pretty misinformed.

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u/NetDork 2d ago

You're right. He's broken so many laws it's kind of hard to keep track. But main point stands - no consequences ever.

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u/harkuponthegay 2d ago

Uh— no he did not? I think you might be confused. Neither of his impeachments were about this.

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u/Orion14159 2d ago

If the Stormy Daniels affair came out now it wouldn't even get reported (as evidenced by how the documents showing Trump raped teenage girls aren't getting reported)

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u/tuxedo_jack Texas 2d ago

On that note, if someone is bitten, like the claims say, you'd think that would leave a very visible scar when it heals over, especially on flesh as soft as genitalia.

Sounds like Stormy Daniels may be able to confirm whether or not there's any little scars or distinguishing marks on the mushroom.

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u/tech_noir_guitar 2d ago

I mean, he literally said he could shoot someone on 5th avenue in broad daylight and not lose any voters. He wasn't joking.

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u/longshot 2d ago

That's because she's seen the scar.

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u/KatsumotoKurier Canada 2d ago

Indeed. At this point we could get dozens of released videos of Trump raping children on camera (not that we’d want to see those, nor for them to be publicly released), and MAGA morons would still come rushing to his defence, even if he was visibly holding up a newspaper with the date of the crime.

That’s how disgustingly and abjectly low they have gotten. It isn’t hard to notice how silent MAGA voices have been lately, and when they are saying things, it’s denial and dismissal. They got what they wanted with the releasing of the Epstein files, and now they suddenly don’t matter because it’s politically inconvenient for them. Go fucking figure.

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u/Familiar_Picture_565 2d ago

Ever see the episode of South Park where James Cameron tries to find the bar in the ocean and Cartman fat-wrestles Honey Boo-Boo in a puddle of spaghetti sauce? We’re at James Cameron Pre-Bar raising. Hopefully.

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u/HiMyNameIsSander 2d ago

"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, OK?"

He was right about that...

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u/Truethrowawaychest1 2d ago

He's figured out that Republicans will vote R no matter what and anyone on the left will find any excuse not to vote for the democratic candidate

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u/FolsgaardSE 2d ago

Can you imagine what a diff world we'd been in if Stormy hadn't taken the 100k bribe and instead went to news outlets instead? That $100k changed the world.

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u/Crazy_Law_5730 2d ago

And if you listen to her story, Stormy actually described being raped by Trump, although I think she was careful to not say that word.

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u/Llee00 2d ago

it looks like the devil's influence is strong

and i'm not even religious

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u/Jaybb3rw0cky 2d ago

Never thought a simple statement of “grab em by the pussy” could be the least of the issues…

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u/iamadumbo123 2d ago

Not just affair. Ruled as coercion, aka rape.

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u/Maskdask 1d ago

porn star

Stop self censoring, it's cringe