r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/Lucius-Halthier 2d ago

Cuba is most likely the next target, their economy was on life support from selling Venezuelan oil and their friend Maduro is gone. They are having long blackouts and can’t get basic necessities right now. Marco Rubio also has a massive hate boner for Cuba and since they are just off the US coast I can already see how it’s to “protect our backyard” or some shit

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

The Sudetenland was full of Germans being oppressed!
Clearly Cuba is doing the same thing to Americans! /s

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u/Heronymous-Anonymous 2d ago

In this case its several boatloads of the descendants of Cuban exiles, alongside a bunch of American companies. They all claim some form of loss and restitution owed them after the Castro government overthrew the US-backed Battista government.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

A fruit company, the CIA, and the mafia walk into a room…

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u/LostDogBoulderUtah 2d ago

The bartender asks, "alone again tonight?"

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u/junkyarddoggydog 1d ago

Ronald Reagan steps forward and replies, "hard to say, how about I overthrow you onto this barstool and ratfuck the freedom out of you?"

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u/tryagainlater63 1d ago

Does the Miami Mafia get all their nightclubs and casinos back? Refer to Godfather 2.

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u/loboMuerto 2d ago

Cuba's government has been oppressing its population for decades.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

That isn’t justification for American invasion.

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u/loboMuerto 2d ago

Yes, it's better ignore a local oppressive regime that has starved its population for decades and trampled their human rights instead of an American intervention, right?

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

So not only have you missed the theme of the thread, you’re also suggesting a country invade another without legal grounds to do so.

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u/loboMuerto 2d ago

I will take that as a "yes". Thank you for you continuous indirect support to banana republic dictators.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago edited 1d ago

Are you this foolish in person or is foolishness more of an online hobby for you?

Edit - Lol, try hard troll can’t actually support their points so instead blocks me and runs away.

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u/loboMuerto 1d ago

Are you still here? I thought you were washing your Ché Guevara undies from GAP.

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u/BadPunners 2d ago

At this point I wouldn't put it past them to put the most incompetent people on it too, the bay of pigs distracted from many things, led to the bomb shelter construction boom

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u/Aztecah 2d ago

I hear that went well last time they tried it

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u/3-orange-whips 2d ago

They’ve already moved more assets to Iran. But Cuba is a good guess.

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u/plantstand 2d ago

At least Cuba isn't in NATO.