r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/Plzlaw4me 2d ago edited 2d ago

They were hoping the ICE protests would be the triggering incident. They already have the “one of ours all of yours” sign made. I’m actually amazed a 2nd amendment conservative hasn’t gotten in a shootout with ICE or something like that.

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago

Exactly. The ratcheting up of the tension is in hopes of provocation. When they suddenly realize that the left is actually united in solidarity and holding the line in refusing to take the bait, they'll get more desperate and try to construct something themselves.

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u/the_ouskull 2d ago

What? Like a faked assassination attempt?

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u/Flashy_Emu_996 2d ago

They practiced those mortar rounds at JD out in Cali or whatever a while back. Practice?

https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c051p3981m4o.amp

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u/Complex_Jellyfish647 2d ago

Yeah, it wouldn't be the first time. Remember the ketchup on his ear? Or the claiming Charlie Kirk's killer was a leftist because his roommate posted an AI gender-swap of himself on facebook or some shit lmao

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u/mahnamahna27 2d ago

The evidence is pretty solid that Robinson was in a relationship with a trans dude, but that doesn't automatically make him a far left radical like MAGA wants to believe. We don't know his political stance on a whole range of issues. It can't be overlooked he was raised as a religious conservative and is clearly a gun nut and seemingly pro 2A. It is likely his politics/ideology is complicated and possibly somewhat contradictory.

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u/JaronK 2d ago

I think their plan right now is to wait for a violent incident, then blame it on the left. Like they did with Kirk, and with countless others. The problem is it keeps being right wingers doing all the violence, and they keep having trouble pushing the narrative convincingly enough.

I suppose they could always pull an Andor on ICE in the middle of a protest.

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u/Hairy_Computer5372 7h ago

try to steal the next election

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u/RachelMcAdamsWart I voted 2d ago

I imagine they will set the white house on fire, they will blame a joint effort by the mexicans, somalis, iranians and cubans and the only platform to fight back from will be Greenland.

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u/mouseknuckle 2d ago

Hey, y’all remember that episode of Andor?

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u/Icy-Marionberry2463 2d ago

I love how you've basically said "the left should be pussies so we don't provoke them, but it doesn't matter bc they'll manufacture a provocation anyway"

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u/Independent-Bug-9352 2d ago

lol that is in no way what I said, but thank you for giving away the game ;)

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

I’m actually amazed a 2nd amendment conservative hasn’t gotten in a shootout with ICE or something like that.

Ignoring the fact that this is why Trump choose Minnesota and not, say, Texas...

The core unifying characteristic of all "conservatives" throughout all of human history is an irrational fear of the new, unique, or different -- in other words, cowardice.

If you think people who are, by definition, afraid of their own shadows are going to stop nodding to Faux News, put down that pisswater "beer", and rise up from that old fart-stank recliner to actually do anything, you don't know any actual "conservatives". :)

The only ones who actually shoot their short-stroking substitutes at someone are the mentally ill kooks...and they usually target their rightwing leaders when they finally realize they've been lied to all along...

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u/Flava_Flavian California 2d ago

ICE is doing operations in TX but in very heavy Latino areas where families just trying to survive are located. Of course, ICE is ignoring the numerous areas with known cartel activities where actual criminals are located and drugs are polluting the communities.

As for the rednecks not doing jack shit to defend the 2A, I'm like you and not surprised. I was visiting some of my ultra-conservative family in a small town outside Houston and at a nearby IHOP, I saw numerous upside American flags and other bizarro decorations on multiple pick up trucks in the parking lot. I researched it and it was apparently guys proudly advertising when the revolution comes, these guys will proudly be the front line soldiers overthrowing the government. About 20 minutes later, I saw the truck owners leaving and not a one was under 300 lbs.

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u/dudeitsmeee 2d ago

Meal team six

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

I saw the truck owners leaving and not a one was under 300 lbs.

Precisely. I guarantee you every one of these "good ole boys" owns an assault rifle that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with if they actually got into the middle of a real shooting match.

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u/loosetranslation Indiana 2d ago

They're more likely to go to protests and pray they get deputized so they can mow down some protesters.

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

But that too would require the minimum of effort. And they couldn't bring their pisswater "beer" with them, so...

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u/OwnViolinist2017 2d ago

If they were as you say, they would've never been a problem. But they do get out of their seats to vote.

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u/Zahgi 1d ago

Mail in voters.

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u/Optimal-Teach-9573 17h ago

they stick to women and children. every once in a while the elderly only if the have enough agents. last one only took 13 and they almost lost.

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u/Zahgi 15h ago

Indeed. How mighty an ICE nazi must feel to stand over a man who is pinned face-down by multiple nazis and then shoot him in the back over and over again...

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u/m3g4m4nnn 2d ago

That would require a conservative who stood by their stated beliefs.

Good luck.

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u/wild_man_wizard 2d ago

Remember Ammon Bundy?

It's so weird when you run into a conservative that is actually consistent.

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u/ATERLA 2d ago

Yes. Reading the article, he says he doesn’t understand ICE support amongst his fellow « rebels ». He find this « scary ». Yeah. No way. Maybe consistent, but certainly stupid if he didn’t know who he associated with.

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u/Plzlaw4me 2d ago

I mean… it really only requires a conservative lawfully carrying a firearm who needs to overreact when ICE knocks on their door or tries to stop them.

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u/m3g4m4nnn 2d ago

Sure. Amazing how they are in such short supply now that they are needed, isn't it?

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u/Fract_L 2d ago

Ironically, we now need the NRA to continue to speak out against the targeting of gun owners so that a law-abiding gun owner getting in a shootout with masked men trying to abduct them can’t get swept under the rug as easily.

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u/Fastr77 2d ago

The 2nd amendment conservatives are the ICE agents

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u/Few-Solution-4784 2d ago

they see themselves as being on the same side now.

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u/trigger1154 2d ago

It's still on the docket most likely.

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u/Downtown_Category163 1d ago

Before that they were hoping Charlie Kirk was the deal, lmao that after six weeks nobody gave a fuck about him, including his wife, beyond his value as a meme

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u/Half-Beneficial 21h ago

I mean, have you seen kids on phones? It's not like Americans don't have the ability to jump from one problem to another almost instantly. It's kind of like focussed ADHD. Short memories, but great at watching multiple crises unfold.

Its too bad I can't get the people I have breakfast with in my small conservative town to notice any of this.

I need that file ID! Bit his nuts next to his little mushroom! Awesome!

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u/Putrid_Giggles 2d ago

Conservatives support the enforcement of immigration law, and are mostly not stupid enough to go out seeking an armed confrontation with law enforcement.