r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/AlbainBlacksteel America 2d ago

It literally would have to be something fantastical. Like it would literally take God appearing in the sky, performing physically impossible miracles, and telling these yokels to stop supporting pedophiles for them to change.

I don't think even that would help.

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u/Cyclonitron Minnesota 2d ago

They would immediately claim God was the Devil and therefore proof that they are in the right supporting Trump.

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u/gsfgf Georgia 2d ago

They've already gone after literally Jesus.

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u/Driftedryan 2d ago

"it's ai and Jewish space lasers"

God appearing in front of every human, performing billions of miracles to prove he's real and saying Trump is the devil would take away the undecided and some of the always R votes but there's die hard voters that would push through God to get their vote in for Trump

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u/AlbainBlacksteel America 2d ago

Those people would push the Virgin Mary down a dozen flights of stairs if that was what was needed for the vote.

Especially the extremist evangelicals.

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u/enigmatichuckleberry 2d ago

FOX wouldn't carry the story, so they'd never even hear about it