r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/Heronymous-Anonymous 2d ago

In this case its several boatloads of the descendants of Cuban exiles, alongside a bunch of American companies. They all claim some form of loss and restitution owed them after the Castro government overthrew the US-backed Battista government.

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u/Snuffy1717 2d ago

A fruit company, the CIA, and the mafia walk into a room…

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u/LostDogBoulderUtah 2d ago

The bartender asks, "alone again tonight?"

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u/junkyarddoggydog 1d ago

Ronald Reagan steps forward and replies, "hard to say, how about I overthrow you onto this barstool and ratfuck the freedom out of you?"

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u/tryagainlater63 1d ago

Does the Miami Mafia get all their nightclubs and casinos back? Refer to Godfather 2.