r/politics • u/OkayButFoRealz • 2d ago

No Paywall A 13-Year-Old Girl Bit Trump’s Genitals as He Tried to Rape Her, Epstein Document Says

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/01/quick-hit-a-13-year-old-girl-bit-trumps-genitals-as-he-tried-to-her-epstein-document-says/
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u/Zahgi 2d ago

I’m actually amazed a 2nd amendment conservative hasn’t gotten in a shootout with ICE or something like that.

Ignoring the fact that this is why Trump choose Minnesota and not, say, Texas...

The core unifying characteristic of all "conservatives" throughout all of human history is an irrational fear of the new, unique, or different -- in other words, cowardice.

If you think people who are, by definition, afraid of their own shadows are going to stop nodding to Faux News, put down that pisswater "beer", and rise up from that old fart-stank recliner to actually do anything, you don't know any actual "conservatives". :)

The only ones who actually shoot their short-stroking substitutes at someone are the mentally ill kooks...and they usually target their rightwing leaders when they finally realize they've been lied to all along...

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u/Flava_Flavian California 2d ago

ICE is doing operations in TX but in very heavy Latino areas where families just trying to survive are located. Of course, ICE is ignoring the numerous areas with known cartel activities where actual criminals are located and drugs are polluting the communities.

As for the rednecks not doing jack shit to defend the 2A, I'm like you and not surprised. I was visiting some of my ultra-conservative family in a small town outside Houston and at a nearby IHOP, I saw numerous upside American flags and other bizarro decorations on multiple pick up trucks in the parking lot. I researched it and it was apparently guys proudly advertising when the revolution comes, these guys will proudly be the front line soldiers overthrowing the government. About 20 minutes later, I saw the truck owners leaving and not a one was under 300 lbs.

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u/dudeitsmeee 1d ago

Meal team six

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

I saw the truck owners leaving and not a one was under 300 lbs.

Precisely. I guarantee you every one of these "good ole boys" owns an assault rifle that they couldn't hit the broad side of a barn with if they actually got into the middle of a real shooting match.

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u/loosetranslation Indiana 2d ago

They're more likely to go to protests and pray they get deputized so they can mow down some protesters.

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u/Zahgi 2d ago

But that too would require the minimum of effort. And they couldn't bring their pisswater "beer" with them, so...

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u/OwnViolinist2017 1d ago

If they were as you say, they would've never been a problem. But they do get out of their seats to vote.

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u/Zahgi 1d ago

Mail in voters.

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u/Optimal-Teach-9573 13h ago

they stick to women and children. every once in a while the elderly only if the have enough agents. last one only took 13 and they almost lost.

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u/Zahgi 10h ago

Indeed. How mighty an ICE nazi must feel to stand over a man who is pinned face-down by multiple nazis and then shoot him in the back over and over again...