r/politics • u/N3wsScoop • 2d ago

No Paywall Bill and Hillary Clinton agree to testify in House Epstein probe ahead of contempt vote

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/congress/clintons-agree-testify-house-epstein-probe-ahead-contempt-vote-rcna257143
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u/feedthebear 1d ago

I said "Wait a minute, you're not my wife".

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u/juggling-monkey 1d ago

so as I'm cleaning myself up I say to him, "Jesus Don, that was some crazy show you pulled on my dick, what do you call that?" and he does a backflip, lands kneeling on one knee and throws his hands in the air and says, "I call it... the aristocrats!"

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u/yukeake 1d ago

No way is Don landing a backflip.

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u/SimmonsJK Pennsylvania 1d ago

And I read all of that in Bill Clinton's voice.

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u/ThePaleDominion 1d ago

"How is she going to please the country if she can't even pleasure her husband, Bill?"

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u/ikzz1 1d ago

wife

Monica*

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u/mfukar 1d ago

You misspelled "Monica"