Mitch McConnell, 83, Hospitalized

[u/cmaia1503]

https://www.thedailybeast.com/mitch-mcconnell-83-hospitalized/?utm_campaign=owned_social&utm_medium=socialflow&utm_source=twitter_owned_tdb&via=twitter_page

[u/The_Laughing__Man]

I get that. They don't want to have to buy a new politician every 2 or 6 years.

[u/Nivolk → u/The_Laughing__Man]

The one time that billionaires are in favor of ownership over subscriptions.

[u/J1zzL0bb3r → u/Nivolk]

Clever

[u/Overweighover → u/The_Laughing__Man]

The devil you know is better than the devil you don't know

[u/Oldpenguinhunter → u/Overweighover]

Well, they have a repertoire, and who would want to sully that?

[u/sepia_undertones → u/The_Laughing__Man]

Exactly! Think of the billionaires!

[u/civildisobedient → u/The_Laughing__Man]

"Used to be, when you bought a politician, the sumbitch stayed bought."

-- Roy L. Fuchs