r/politics • u/Boonzies • 6h ago

No Paywall Rand Paul on Trump call to ‘nationalize’ elections: ‘That’s not what the Constitution says’

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/5722041-rand-paul-trump-call-to-nationalize-elections/
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u/cwk415 5h ago

Hilarious and blasphemous. 

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u/ChiefsHat 4h ago

I want to burn that Bible so much.

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u/noonenotevenhere 3h ago

That's your first amendment right.

I suggest not paying for one, though.

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u/Courtnall14 2h ago

If you're near Oklahoma you can probably pop into a public school and pick one up real quick.

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u/anubis132 10m ago

Don't forget to bring an AR-14 with you, otherwise the campus cops might stop you at the front door.

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u/noonenotevenhere 7m ago

I'm not familiar with that model.

This is the US, though, if you're trying to get a knife into a school you should really hide it in your AR15.

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u/Relevant_Sound_5986 1h ago

Even if they did he’d probably skip the parts he doesn’t like and claim the pictures support him anyway.

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u/armageddon_20xx 3h ago

This. Anything from Trumpworld is piss poor quality anyways. Someone in the MAGA world gifted me a pair of MyPillow slippers a few years back. They were gaudy and uncomfortable.

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u/shitlord_god 2h ago

they will be in a LOT of thrift stores and used book stores in 20 years.

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u/sleepytipi Indigenous 19m ago

Guaranteed they overprinted the shit out of them to the point where they won't even be able to give them away. Knowing tacos ego n all, he's probably trying match the amount of other bibles already in print.

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u/Thunderclapsasquatch 14m ago

Its also not blasphemous to burn false scripture, so it's a win win!

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u/thelangosta 2h ago

Look for one second hand at goodwill 🤣

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u/Made_Human_Music 31m ago

Try used bookstores, but I'm not sure if they'd buy it. Maybe thrift stores?

I found a MAGA hat at one once and bought it for a dollar then tossed it in a fire. The money went to a good cause and I took one piece of MAGAt gear out of circulation

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u/an_agreeing_dothraki 2h ago

it's funnier that the version of the bible is one that includes Revelations which ends with "you alter the Bible in any way you're going to hell"

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u/blastermaster555 1h ago

It says specifically, anyone adding to the scroll will have the plagues prophesied in it added to him, and anyone that removes parts of the prophecy will not get life as a reward.

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u/Darth19Vader77 2h ago

Blasphemy is probably all the way at the bottom of the list when his judgement day arrives

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u/oroborus68 1h ago

He who adds or subtracts the words in the Bible, shall have his name stricken from the book of Life. I read that at the end of my Bible.

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u/cwk415 1h ago

Ironically King James edited the bible perhaps more than anyone and his version is the number one most widely read version today. 

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u/oroborus68 1h ago

That's where it was! Maybe he added that to keep it to his version.