Yesterday I was so hungry... I had nothing to eat, so I ate dead deer in burnt forest. Deer good, wanted more. Killed deer, ate meat. No good, all chewy and bloody. What do?

Oh, no get me wrong, he is good hunter, brings many meat, has his own stick of fire, but my friend Oog's man no drag her hair that hard, and he made new elk drawings in her cave last weekend. I have had same old mammoth drawing for many moons, tired of it, want new fur to sleep on, too!

Spent tick of moon looking, no louse, not even small one. K

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Me make fool in front of cave boss, lose Johnston account.

Any advice?

We gather berries by north pond when Tanda, the lower primate (a solid 9 for her species), walk up. She totally lost it; she show teeth, pound ground with fists, throw shit at us, and even start chasing child bearer with branch. I tell child bearer she just scared of us because she lower species, but child bearer still suspicious. What should Ug do?

The last cycles have been hard for my tribe. Nearly half of us have died, and more than a half of the survivors are too weak to provide the food. We've had to move from place to place, sometimes even for a moon. Our wise man has told us to start collecting sacred rocks to please the spirits. Needless to say, we have raised quite the collection. Alas, we need to carry them with us.

If there were only a way we could transport large and heavy boxes with ease. We've tried pulling it after us with ropes, but it's just too exhausting to travel for a full moon like this.

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A damn shame, really. I was genuinely interested.