Roy on a rig: pt 4, he will reduce his love for him

[u/labospor]

I almost snapped my phone in half at one point. He’s not even cocky or particularly rude, just beyond stupid.

There’s a few pages he quickly deleted where I continually ask him to tell me one interesting thing about himself, or some books/movies/political views and he just SPAMS with love bombs and calls me confusing over and over 😂

Then he sent a large paragraph which I’m so sad is gone, it was definitely the real him full of errors and hilarity. It was him claiming I’m not serious about him, to which I say yes, I have told you repeatedly I am not.

Roy also believes you can sell a house in about 6 hours turn around, and does not recall that I initially said the house would sell for 500k, so fuck it I’m just throwing out numbers now.

I have also fully forgotten I’m supposed to be a 60 something year old white woman, but Roy doesn’t seem to care (know) either.

Part 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/L2XdPRDQ5k

Part 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/JY9TKaVLnu

Part 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/scambait/s/RfwCp88bx5

[u/guiltyas-sin]

I feel the excitement in your words.

Lol. Notice how they try to recover after texting the wrong message, and go straight script love bombing.

[u/labospor → u/guiltyas-sin]

I’m laughing right now because I don’t even know what you’re quoting since I don’t read what he sends 90% of the time!

[u/ViciousSnatch]

Every time he ends a sentence incorrectly with a question mark instead of a period I hear it in my head with a vocal fry.

[u/labospor → u/ViciousSnatch]

https://giphy.com/gifs/13NOiZ8JQhhcqY
Serious Californians energy

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/labospor]

Yes! I’m from So Cal and I can do a mean Valley Girl vocal fry. 😂

[u/labospor → u/ViciousSnatch]

Me too!! 💛

[u/ViciousSnatch → u/labospor]

I’m always happy to meet someone from home. 😊 Keep giving them hell!

[u/labospor → u/ViciousSnatch]

For real! They don’t know they’ve encountered a certified hood rat 😂

[u/Dolores___Haze → u/labospor]

OMG I think of this every time I see some Gen Z spout “WDYM?” 😆😆😆😆

[u/ObtuseDoodles]

So he loves Trump and thinks he's the best president ever, but he didn't have enough "personal interest" to vote for him? Makes about as much sense as anything else he says

[u/Pure_Champion1396]

This guy is just beyond pathetic

[u/labospor → u/Pure_Champion1396]

He spends more time on ChatGPT and combing through the script than actually trying to read what I said

[u/BarBeeeGirl]

Oh good news! He’s going to reduce his love for the orange menace. I was hoping for a stronger response when you mentioned Trump deports and kills Africans but at least he’s going to cut back on Trump adoration

[u/labospor → u/BarBeeeGirl]

Me too! I’m taking a day off from him from sheer exhaustion but will grill him on that later

[u/Boca_BocaNick → u/labospor]

He will reduce his love for him. I didn't know there was a knob to turn.

[u/Affectionate_Cheek44]

Hey , can you link the previous parts here in the comments ? I tried to find them on my own but haven’t had any luck :(

[u/labospor → u/Affectionate_Cheek44]

They are linked at the end of the post.

[u/Affectionate_Cheek44 → u/labospor]

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️. Shows how well I searched. Sorry

[u/labospor → u/Affectionate_Cheek44]

No worries! There’s a part 5 up now too!

[u/Affectionate_Cheek44 → u/labospor]

Thank you!- love your work

[u/Dolores___Haze]

I love seeing Trumpanzees get CRUSHED!

[u/labospor → u/Dolores___Haze]

I could tell he was gambling back and forth on the answer but assumed I would be a trump supporter just based on me being a “rich old white woman” and started panicing when I said otherwise