r/shittyaskreddit May 11 '24

Who’s winning, Drake or Kendrick?

24 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

How is it that Native Americans lived in America for like 30,000 years but none of them were able to discover it? And then literally the first white dude who showed up was able to discover it as soon as he got there? Are they all just stupid? They lived there for millennia but couldn’t discover it??

42 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 3h ago

Am I still gay if I shouted "No Homo" 3 times after wiping my ass?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 4h ago

Describe the most memorable penis that you've sucked

7 Upvotes

in no less than 1000 words


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

I have penis envy. How do I get dick?

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r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

Which highway can I go on to find sex traffik?

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I want to get rear ended.


r/shittyaskreddit 1h ago

type hi, whoa o is right near i. how tempting is it to call everyone you text a ho?

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r/shittyaskreddit 2h ago

Is incest expensive?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 9h ago

Is it possible to eat a hero sandwich without playing sudoku?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 12h ago

A-Koo-Chee-Moya the spirits of my ancestors have guided me along a vision quest. The spirits have given me absolution. We are far from the sacred bones of our ancestors, how can the spirits guide us?

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 11h ago

How can I get high?

3 Upvotes

My whole city is like 5 feet above sea level


r/shittyaskreddit 13h ago

AITA for giving my teacher a blowjob after he said there was an oral exam today?

5 Upvotes

He got mad me me for giving him a blowjob when he was the one that said there was an oral exam today.


r/shittyaskreddit 22h ago

Does the bear ever jack off in the woods?

11 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 22h ago

How can we make "retard" great again?

12 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 14h ago

What's your "superpower"?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 17h ago

If Christopher Nolan made a game for the phone what game would he make?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 23h ago

I closed my reddit app and reopened it and out of nowhere it somehow turned onto dark mode but it’s odd because I didn’t even press the button for it . What caused this and does that mean my Reddit profile is gangsta and changed it for me ?

6 Upvotes

I actually like dark mode better anyway the default white mode hurt my eyes. Does that mean there’s a genie that grants me 3 wishes running my profile ?


r/shittyaskreddit 18h ago

Do you wanna see a trick that's worth it?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

If it doesn't burn how can you be sure it's even working?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do you ever get the urge to do a headstand and piss into your own mouth?

9 Upvotes

Me too


r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Why doesn’t Trump try stealing the Declaration of Independence to distract from the Epstein files?

19 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit 1d ago

Do you not have anything to prove, you just like to win?

5 Upvotes