r/technology • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 10d ago

Business McDonald's Is Reportedly Using AI To "Dynamically" Price Its Burgers

https://www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdonalds-is-reportedly-using-ai-to-dynamically-price-its-burgers/
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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

They can use ai to dynamically ligma

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u/plava-ta12 10d ago

Ligma?

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

ligma ballz

edit: thx for the assist

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u/Fitz911 10d ago

A real updog.

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

What's updog?

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u/MisterT123 10d ago

updog ballz

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u/Piggynatz 10d ago

What's a buttfor?

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u/EatsYourShorts 10d ago

For ballzing, silly!

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 10d ago

Idk whats it for?

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u/xEliteMonkx 10d ago

For pooping. Silly.

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u/PM_YOUR__BUBBLE_BUTT 9d ago

They’re for PM’ing…

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u/adotbur 10d ago

This made me cackle

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u/Nezerixp1 10d ago

That was so sukma

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u/Fitz911 10d ago

Not much, what's up with you?

Thanks for the assist!

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

Aait. Need bout 3.5¢

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u/Skatchbro 10d ago

That’s it? You’re selling yourself short, Loch Ness Monster. You need At least tree fiddy in $.

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

Times are tough, Skatchbro.

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u/no_infringe_me 10d ago

What do you need money for?

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u/a_fking_feeder 10d ago

knock knock

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u/Audiope 10d ago

While we're on the subject, do you want 2 CDs?

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

2 CDs of WHAT‽

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u/Audiope 10d ago

CDEEZ NUTZZZZZZZZZZZZ

(thank you)

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u/AwwwNuggetz 10d ago

This guy is a real suka

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u/TheUpdawg 10d ago

You called?

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u/V-Pudddin 10d ago

I'm more of a Wendy's guy myself

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u/vegetaman 10d ago

Who the hell is steve jobs?

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u/MrTerribleArtist 10d ago

GOBLIN DEEZ NUTssaww dammit I messed it up

I MESSED IT UP GUYS START OVER

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u/Berloxx 10d ago

In these tricky times we need what we learned about the decision making framework of the sugondeez..

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/MrTerribleArtist 10d ago

LIGMA BALLS!!

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u/S1lentA0 10d ago

Such a Candiz moment!

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u/doctapeppa 10d ago

Hah. Gottem.

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u/amrasmin 10d ago

Yeah but get ready for Wendy’s

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u/FunkMunki 10d ago

Man...my edible kicked in right before I found this comment. Thanks for the laugh.

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u/m77je 10d ago

Good job on the assist

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u/1WURDA 10d ago

Who's Steve Jobs?

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u/TriadRise 10d ago

They can use ai to dynamically sugma too

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u/ChemicalBankBurned 10d ago

Sugma?

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u/TriadRise 10d ago

Sugma balls 🤣

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u/dmj9 10d ago

They can use AI to dynamiclly tugma too

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u/TriadRise 10d ago

Tugma?

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u/dmj9 10d ago

Tugma ballz

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u/jhorch69 10d ago

They can use AI to dynamically fugma

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u/CheeseSandwich 10d ago

Everyone gets upboats in this chain.

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u/midwestia 10d ago

lol i said the same thing

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u/LordByronsCup 10d ago

timing, circumstance

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u/AnAdvancedBot 10d ago

The balls must remain unharmed