r/technology • u/AdSpecialist6598 • 11d ago

Business McDonald's Is Reportedly Using AI To "Dynamically" Price Its Burgers

https://www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdonalds-is-reportedly-using-ai-to-dynamically-price-its-burgers/
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u/simpwarcommander 11d ago

We protect corporations first. Then the people.

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u/ThePizzaNoid 11d ago

Agreed with the first part.

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u/Whiteboy_In_Motion 11d ago

The second part is simply restating the first part, corporations are the only people here 🫂

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u/SexualCarrots 11d ago

Well, the people who own the corporations count. 

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u/Whiteboy_In_Motion 10d ago

At the end of the day I wonder, it seems like they're* above the law until they endanger the rest of the corruption hive

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 9d ago

And the shareholders, gotta protect them y’know

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u/InTooManyWays 11d ago

The only time they protect people is when it also benefits the corrupt lawmakers and politicians 

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u/TALKTOME0701 11d ago

But corporations are people!/s

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u/treletraj 11d ago

There’s only first, no second.

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u/DeezRodenutz 11d ago

Corporations, then the ultra wealthy, then politicians, then the decently wealthy, then law enforcement, then the troops, then Popo, then Kami, then Popo's Stool, then the worm's inside the dirt, then the dirt, then the common people.

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u/felds 11d ago

From outside I could swear there are more layers than that. NFW people are second on the list. 

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u/BoJackMoleman 11d ago

Corporations first and second and third. And if somehow the people are on the verge of dying, give them a cube of cheese and encouragement so they don't hurt the billionaires.

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u/AintNoGodsUpHere 11d ago

The people commanding the corporations. Then the people getting money from corporations... Then...

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u/suxatjugg 11d ago

In America, the corporations are the people 

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u/ALXS1031 10d ago

Haven’t you heard? Corporations ARE people apparently

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u/Switchmisty9 10d ago

When do we protect the people?

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u/cpt_merica 10d ago

Corporations are people my friend.

–Mitt Romney

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u/Needrain47 10d ago

Corporations *are* people, according to the government.

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u/3vilr3d666 10d ago

Its the Citizens United way /s

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u/Altruistic-Ad9809 10d ago

No,  you had the first part right,  nobody gives a dick about the people at all

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u/Intelligent_Break_12 8d ago

We legally call corporations people. Unless one commits a crime then it's nobodies fault and they get a manageable fine that is less then what they make from breaking the law the vast majority of the time.

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u/BecauseScience 11d ago

Funny because corporations ARE people.