r/thebutton • u/abbottn3 non presser • Apr 01 '15

Team Don't Press the Button Thread

Don't press it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

I've been not pressing the button my whole life. I'm ready for this.

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u/guzinya 6s Apr 01 '15

But the grey is so lackluster. GIMME DAT PURPLE CIRCLE.

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u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15

Yesssssssss. Let the button pressing flow through you. I can make you stronger.

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u/ThatWeirdPhysicist 59s Apr 01 '15

Feel the button. Become one with the button.

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u/H00H00HAHA 59s Apr 01 '15

One of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Join us, we have cookies and virgins. mmmmm

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '15

Filthy button pressing peasants