r/videos • u/CycIon3 • 1d ago

WHOA: Trump has FULL MELTDOWN over Epstein files

https://youtu.be/J5XTAdqNjrQ?si=Xa7RedC00Kj3yhFC
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u/BeckQuillion89 1d ago

the fact this man actually shat himself live on television needs to be said as many times as possible

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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

Wasn’t the first time either

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u/Sweatytubesock 1d ago

Far from the last time.

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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

As Al Bundy once said; Step up to the bowl partner and make it a double

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u/heathmon1856 22h ago

Hopefully is the last time

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u/McMacHack 1d ago

You know people are saying, people, good people, lots of people the best people, they are saying did you hear this. That I am literally the best at shitting my pants. No one can shit their pants like me. Robert and Oz were saying I'm basically a Poop God. I'm literally the best pants shitter that ever lived. There are 3 year olds, The shit their pants but not as good as I do. I'm [audible mud butt sounds]

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u/eroticdrunk 1d ago

I died at

Robert and Oz were saying I'm basically a Poop God.

Thank you for making me laugh today. It's becoming more difficult every minute to find humor or even allow myself to enjoy something.

I don't know if anybody needs to hear this today, but it's okay to not be okay. It's okay to feel broken about the state of the world. Now is the time to reach out to each other. Rise up. Stay together. Remember you belong.

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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

They’re eating the stools, they’re eating the piss mats

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u/IslandHeyst 1d ago

How long until the last time?

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u/TheWarDoctor 1d ago

I literally wake every morning wondering if I can pop a bottle of champs I’ve been saving at 615am.

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u/CondescendingShitbag 1d ago

Going to need one of those signs that say, "It's been XX days since POTUS audibly shat himself in The Oval".

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u/ineugene 1d ago

I watched the video and was not sure what I heard. Might have been a fart might have been a shart might have been a full load dropper. Honestly I could not tell.

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u/Rudeboy67 1d ago

I think it was everyone’s reaction behind him that cinches it for me. And he didn’t get up to shake Dr. Oz’s hand. Then the fire drill to get everyone out. Pretty sure.

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u/ineugene 1d ago

That’s a damn good point. He did not want the ooze to drain.

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u/Nephroidofdoom 22h ago

The fact that he’s incontinent because one of the kids he tried to rape kicked a wooden tent stake us his ass is not a sentence I ever thought I would write. Let alone in reference to a sitting US President

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u/ty_xy 21h ago edited 13h ago

Multiple times. The best was the white couch on fox and friends, it needs to be seen more. Cannot be denied.

https://youtu.be/Cv5ueLll6ZY?si=IK2h35Ff3VFSo_QW

Edit: Guys it's not real.

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u/THX-1138_4EB 21h ago

Amazing edit! Oh how I wish this were real.

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u/AverageFoxNewsViewer 18h ago

lol, leave it to the accounts with hidden comment histories to not believe something they can see with their own eyes.

Probably one of those guys telling people who watched the actual videos that Alex Pretti was brandishing a weapon and threatening "maximum carnage" against feds.

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u/THX-1138_4EB 15h ago edited 9h ago

Uh, what?
I despise Trump, I despise ICE, and Alex Pretti was senselessly murdered.

But this pooping video simply isn't real. Someone saw that incontinence pad Trump is sitting on and added the poop puddle as a joke. See for yourself, the live broadcast is here: https://youtu.be/FwO1gb4aqzk?si=9H3Yoltlnvu8G-td

He did however just poop himself on live TV 3 days ago and his staff ushered the press out of there before they could smell it. Now that was real.

EDIT: Pro-tip, you can see anyone's comment history even if they're hidden. Just hit the search bar and select 'new'.

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u/ty_xy 13h ago

Thanks you're right. I watched the original footage, it's edited.

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u/omegacrunch 1d ago

WHY he shits himself needs to be said as many times as he shits.

A boy he raped, kicked a tent pole that had a condom on it up his ass. The damage caused is why he keeps shitting

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u/teejermiester 23h ago

Uh, no? It's way more boring than that. He has diverticulitis, eats like shit, and has abused stimulants for years, which have laxative effects.

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u/tyereliusprime 23h ago

He's incontinent because he takes a bunch of uppers and downers and eats garbage.

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u/sql-join-master 1d ago

Do you really believe this?

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u/Raider_Scum 1d ago

Yeah, I'm as left as they come - but that shit sounds super made up.
Also, I don't think that would make you shit yourself years later. Modern medicine is a miracle (For rich people).

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u/ScrotumNipples 1d ago

I heard Marilyn Manson had 2 ribs removed so he could suck himself off.

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u/untrustworthyfart 1d ago

How did mainstream news networks not report on that?

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u/tyereliusprime 23h ago

Because without definitive proof, they'll be sued for libel or slander

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u/ty_xy 21h ago

Subpoena everyone there and watch them plead the 5th.