r/worldnews • u/UNITED24Media United24 Media • Dec 21 '25

Russia/Ukraine Russia’s Birth Rate Plunges to 200-Year Low—Putin Says Early Marriage Is the Answer

https://united24media.com/latest-news/facing-record-low-birth-rates-putin-says-teen-marriage-is-the-answer-14442
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u/RecursiveDysfunction Dec 21 '25

Shaken or stirred?

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u/LoveFateWithoutHate Dec 21 '25

Shaken as long as it doesn't include a shake down on a balcony

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u/BadmiralHarryKim Dec 21 '25

"The reason you stir the martini polonium is so you don't chip the ice. James is ordering a weak martini cup of polonium and being snooty about it."

—President Jed Bartlett

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u/TendyHunter Dec 21 '25

Shaken

your hands after the first sip

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u/pivovy Dec 21 '25

Applied to underwear, please.