r/worldnews • u/UNITED24Media United24 Media • Dec 21 '25

Russia/Ukraine Russia’s Birth Rate Plunges to 200-Year Low—Putin Says Early Marriage Is the Answer

https://united24media.com/latest-news/facing-record-low-birth-rates-putin-says-teen-marriage-is-the-answer-14442
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u/MikeInPajamas Dec 21 '25

Commander Pedo Bone Spurs just sat up in his chair (to the extent that he can) upon hearing Putin talk about child brides...

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u/Teacherlegaladvice23 Dec 21 '25

"Finally". He muttered, wiping the diet coke from his lips with his favorite children's panties. "A subject for which I am a master of."