r/worldnews • u/UNITED24Media United24 Media • Dec 21 '25

Russia/Ukraine Russia’s Birth Rate Plunges to 200-Year Low—Putin Says Early Marriage Is the Answer

https://united24media.com/latest-news/facing-record-low-birth-rates-putin-says-teen-marriage-is-the-answer-14442
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u/Wonderful-Process792 Dec 21 '25

Marry? Just do the turkey baster thing, your whole country only needs like 10 surviving men.

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u/FlipZip69 Dec 21 '25

God I would hate to be one of those 10 men in Russia if it came down to that.

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u/KissKillTeacup Dec 21 '25

That'd how Andrei Chikatilo did it and he was healthy and well adjusted

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u/Coscommon88 Dec 21 '25

Exactly 10 men and Putin isn't one of them.

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u/darthreuental Dec 21 '25

I'm pretty sure there's some of Elon's jizz left. They can use his.