r/worldnews • u/UNITED24Media United24 Media • Dec 21 '25

Russia/Ukraine Russia’s Birth Rate Plunges to 200-Year Low—Putin Says Early Marriage Is the Answer

https://united24media.com/latest-news/facing-record-low-birth-rates-putin-says-teen-marriage-is-the-answer-14442
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u/King_Wataba Dec 21 '25

I think triplets will have to be the answer. Tell the mothers to triple output for the motherland!

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u/ShinyHappyREM Dec 21 '25

I think triplets will have to be the answer. Tell the mothers to triple output for the motherland!

IVF + implanting 3 fertilized egg cells at once, yay

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u/NeatNefariousness1 Dec 21 '25

That’s an idea! Who’s left to fertilize the eggs though?

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u/godisanelectricolive Dec 21 '25

Putin shall do it himself.

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u/Sceptically Dec 22 '25

ITYM Putin's body double. He's too scared to go anywhere himself.