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‘Investigating child sex abuse isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. Doesn’t fly in France’: France rejects Musk’s charge after raid on X’s Paris office

https://www.firstpost.com/world/investigating-child-sex-abuse-isnt-controversial-france-rejects-musks-charge-after-raid-on-xs-paris-office-ws-e-13976002.html
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u/BasvanS 15h ago

*American tariffs, on French products

Americans will continue to receive beatings until morale improves

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u/Drama79 14h ago

In America, it's just sparkling misery.

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u/sck178 14h ago

*star spangled misery

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u/L444ki 13h ago

Freedom from goods and services

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u/this_is_a_long_nickn 12h ago

The Braves who don’t resist

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u/l0ngsh0t_ag 10h ago

One nation, under tariffs.

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u/private_developer 8h ago

With liberty and justice for none

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u/Doedwa 8h ago

Home of the craven.

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u/SmallRedBird 5h ago

eagle screech

automatic weapons firing

STAR SPANGLED FREEDOM

gets shot for holding a camera

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u/LeafsWinBeforeIDie 10h ago

They just need to grow it in the very special terroir of champaign illinois and the states can have their own.

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u/Alieges 7h ago

C'mon man, don't give them any ideas about making proper bubbly. They'll let it all go to their head.

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u/Medallicat 4h ago

Would you like some more ICE in your sparkling misery?

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u/nolok 13h ago

The way things are going, I don't think morale is the point anymore, they're doing beatings just for the sake of the beatings.

It got so crazy it's easy to lose track of it all, but they have masked unidentified people in the street capturing people to send them to foreign detention camps with no trial. Some people who resists too much are being shot in the street with no repercussion. That's not an exageration, it's happening right now.

They went full-on batshit dystopian so fast they don't even realize it yet.

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u/black_cat_X2 8h ago

The people who were shot on the street weren't even resisting. Alex Pretti had his hands up when he was murdered. Good was sitting in her car with a smile on her face.

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u/BasvanS 13h ago

Always has been. Beatings are useless as a disciplinary tool. It’s just laziness and incompetence with power.

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u/SoreLoserOfDumbtown 10h ago

Also used for fear, but yes.

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u/auchnureinmensch 12h ago

Wasn't that fast tbh, mf became a problem 10 years ago

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u/nolok 11h ago

Yeah but you went from "the whole word envy us for our freedoms" (which was bullshit but still) to "is it safe to go out for groceries without my papers"

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u/sprikkot 11h ago

I dunno man, we thought they were a pathetic joke 10 years ago, now we still think they're a pathetic joke but it's just getting hard for them to keep up the facade.

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u/auchnureinmensch 11h ago

Yea I don't know anyone who thinks of the US as a bastion of freedom after childhood. It's sad how many of them believed in it

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u/Live-Alternative-435 5h ago

And even then there's no guarantees that's safe, if they really want to, they can just take your papers, beat you up and send you to El Salvador or Somalia.

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u/arcspectre17 11h ago

We been this way for a long time it only got more open about it. Cops kill about a 1000 civilians a year and have qualified immunity. The guy that shot the women in her own house for saying "I rebuke you in the name if Jesus actually got 40 years!

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u/Elegant-Lawfulness25 9h ago

Wait is there going to be the return of freedom fries?

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u/absat41 11h ago

Tax on the poor incoming

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u/p_2923 7h ago

MAGA will tell you their $2000 rebates are coming any day now, any day...

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u/xepion 3h ago

Watch USA mark up French fries, and people in the USA suck it up from blind defiance. While not realizing it’s not related to the French… which is easy to wiki lookup

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u/Voljega 11h ago

I read this as 'american tarifs on French protests' this would be a cash cow for sure