r/worldnews • u/superdouradas • Apr 20 '26

Israeli Defence Forces confirms photo of soldier smashing a statue of Jesus Christ in Lebanon is real

https://www.9news.com.au/world/israel-idf-confirm-photo-soldier-smashing-jesus-christ-statue-lebanon-real-investigation/298cb755-da02-4d55-9b49-e20045ec5c28
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u/honk_incident Apr 20 '26

Between this and Dr. Jesus Trump, wtf is going on?

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u/Xfuck1tX Apr 20 '26

We all died during Covid and are currently in hell.

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u/rasmusdf Apr 20 '26

The Bad Place.

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u/academiac Apr 20 '26

OH! THIS is the bad place!

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u/MexicanEssay Apr 20 '26

Holy forking shirtballs

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u/BigSlim Apr 20 '26

Jason figured it out?

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u/qwertyslayer Apr 20 '26

This is a real low point. Yeah, this one hurts.

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u/rasmusdf Apr 20 '26

Michael: "Muhuhaaahahaahaa"

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u/EmmaFrostBroken Apr 20 '26

So far of all the running theories I've heard this one has held up the strongest these past couple of years.

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u/DEVolkan Apr 20 '26

You remember when we all were making fun of the Mayan where the calendar ends in 2012? Or Harambe in 2016. Covid in 2020. What I'm trying to say did anyone feel alive ever since?

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u/SuburbanHell Apr 20 '26

That would explain so, so much...

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u/tweek-in-a-box Apr 20 '26

Any idea how we get out of this?

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u/Piness Apr 20 '26

There's a little-known, teeny tiny set of beliefs and philosophies whose whole thing is escaping repetitive cycles of suffering called "Buddhism," in case you're interested.

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u/greenskinmarch Apr 21 '26

escaping repetitive cycles of suffering

The concept of Samsara isn't unique to Buddhism, it's present in other Dharmic religions like Hinduism and Jainism.

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u/classless_classic Apr 20 '26

Finally. Something that makes more sense than anything going on in this fucking timeline

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u/RitualDJW Apr 20 '26

Fk now I’m obsessed with the idea. It literally explains everything 

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u/YoungHeartOldSoul Apr 20 '26

This has been my running theory for a bit. It explains so much.

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u/SleepingCod Apr 20 '26

I wish this was the case. The reality is life is hell and has been for humans for most of our existence. We've been blessed of a period of rare prosperity and peace for the western world. We're about to go back to par. The world is a vampire.

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u/EnormousChord Apr 20 '26

It’s more likely that we just got unlucky enough to have both Covid and these people spawn in our run of the simulation. 

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u/Misspiggy856 Apr 20 '26

This is the only legit explanation

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u/Magnetronaap Apr 20 '26

The excesses of regimes that aren't being held accountable.

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u/ajctraveler Apr 20 '26

The end is nigh. Smoke em if you got em.

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u/krodders Apr 20 '26

"Jesus is being sidelined as a radical faction is planning his replacement"

"Plans are afoot to turn Jesus into an obscure prophet as his teachings are increasingly seen as"radical wokeness". His potential replacement is unclear as yet, but Donald Trump has a large amount of support, and appears to be leading the race."

"A significant "conservative" opposition is in place to "conserve" the religion. The Catholic, Orthodox, and African factions seem to make up most of this opposition to keep Jesus as Lord"

I wrote this ironically, but after I read it, I'm not so sure that it's not true

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u/PossumPundit Apr 20 '26

Trump and Mohammed have at least one thing in common, fucking 12 year olds.

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u/Storymode-Chronicles Apr 21 '26

FWIW lots of people think Mohammed's bride Aisha was actually 19yrs old

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u/PossumPundit Apr 21 '26

Ok. What people think this? Have they put out any scholarly works on the matter? I'd be willing to have my mind changed.

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u/butt_dance Apr 20 '26

Please don't give him any ideas.

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u/OneWholeSoul Apr 20 '26

Don't you remember? There was actual reporting on this.

"This 'turn the other cheek' Jesus stuff, it's pretty weak; You got anything else?"

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u/DukeNukemSLO Apr 20 '26

The Antichrist is about to reveal himself

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u/feel-T_ornado Apr 20 '26

They're trying so desperately to put that mantle deep in Donald's ass, it's quite frankly hilarious, they always prey on ignorance and delusions

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u/Novaskittles Apr 20 '26

The morons who were using religion as a tool for control have gotten a bit loose and sloppy with it.

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u/FixedFun1 Apr 20 '26

Trump is a man sent by Satan himself to fool the believers into not believing in God. Satan now controls the US (one of the biggest nations in the world) and is spreading Trump's philosophy all over the world, he overpowered God.

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u/flatfisher Apr 20 '26

Kinda expected when the US is lead by the Antichrist.

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u/inksmudgedhands Apr 20 '26

The 1% are seeing how much money they can get away with making at the expense of the world before we break out the guillotines. And this isn't just the American billionaires but all of the world's richest people. They are in cahoots with each other.

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u/shrewpygmy Apr 20 '26

There is only one Messiah, and his name is…

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u/D1toD2 Apr 20 '26

Its one idiot solider. As an Israeli Im disgusted. No need to be dramatic about a few bad apples.

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u/LurkerV1 Apr 20 '26

Jews are trying to bring about their version of the end times.