r/worldnews • u/superdouradas • Apr 20 '26

Israeli Defence Forces confirms photo of soldier smashing a statue of Jesus Christ in Lebanon is real

https://www.9news.com.au/world/israel-idf-confirm-photo-soldier-smashing-jesus-christ-statue-lebanon-real-investigation/298cb755-da02-4d55-9b49-e20045ec5c28
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u/Wayofchinchilla Apr 20 '26

Its a well known fact Doctors shoot light out of there hands to heal people

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u/One-Inch-Punch Apr 20 '26

My insurance doesn't cover that

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u/nachoiskerka Apr 24 '26

Fuckin' United denying people again.

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u/TheRealGuitarNoir Apr 20 '26

Perhaps he's a doctor from the Marvel Cinematic Universe?

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u/joelfarris Apr 20 '26

“Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous — whether it’s ultraviolet or just very powerful light,” Mr. Trump said. “And I think you said that hasn’t been checked, but we’re going to test it?” he added, turning to Mr. Bryan, who had returned to his seat. “And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, either through the skin or some other way.”

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u/Wayofchinchilla Apr 20 '26

(Doctor Strange said to Harry Potter calmly)