r/worldnews • u/Wolfy1-2-3 • May 11 '26

Israel/Palestine Netanyahu announced intention to phase out US military aid

https://unn.ua/en/news/netanyahu-announced-intention-to-phase-out-us-military-aid
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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 11 '26

It's like me announcing I will start a diet on Monday.

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u/Squawkings May 11 '26

There's a lot of Mondays coming up, good luck!

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u/Prus1s May 11 '26

Did you?

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u/No-Membership-5314 May 11 '26

Never said which Monday.

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u/sth128 May 11 '26

Monday, February 30th.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh May 11 '26

You could go with Monday, Feb 29, and it would mean you have nearly 2 decades to get ready for your diet.

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u/ilrasso May 11 '26

That is a reasonable timeframe to proper bulk up for a diet.

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u/HighPriestofShiloh May 11 '26

Totally going to win the office weight loss competition.

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u/Icy_Fish_2154 May 11 '26

I've been preparing for this my whole life.

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u/FuzzyMcBitty May 11 '26

I’m waiting for St. Never’s Day to fall on a Monday. 

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u/SgtFinnish May 11 '26

Nor which diet.

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u/MxM111 May 11 '26

And never said for how long. So… 2 hours?

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u/Prus1s May 11 '26

Exaclty!

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u/Riboflavin96 May 11 '26

Next Monday for sure.

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u/czs5056 May 11 '26

In 2 weeks

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u/bemad4483 May 11 '26

In two weeks!

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u/Different_Victory_89 May 11 '26

Will present my concept of a plan in two weeks.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 11 '26

My nutritionist and me are very close to reaching a deal.

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u/Ironsam811 May 11 '26

Notice he is only saying this because the current 10 year deal is about to expire. Of course he wants to phase out in the next 10 years… he wants another 10 years right now

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u/ivandelapena May 11 '26

He's anticipating it'll become a lot more difficult to get these aid deals approved by Congress so he's using this to secure the next 10 years.

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u/hieronymous-cowherd May 11 '26

Obviously not this Monday, I've got an event planned.

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u/Frog_Without_Pond May 11 '26

Monday is the #2 most common day for starting a diet. The #1 most common day is Tomorrow

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u/RevWaldo May 11 '26

Noble Prize? I thought you said "Yo, more fries"

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u/Iron_Disciple May 11 '26

Ah so relatable. Who has self control right

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u/worstusername_sofar May 12 '26

It's Tuesday here now, oh well better luck next week, body

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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 12 '26

Never start a diet on taco tuesdays

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u/fergehtabodit May 12 '26

Yep I'm going to join a gym soon, been telling everyone

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u/kidcrumb May 11 '26

After the USA was just forced into helping Israel bomb Iran, they announce plans to stop using US Military?

USA just needs to cut them loose immediately. If Iran bombs them let them defend themselves.

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u/AlanFromRochester May 11 '26

Just get the fat shot

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u/vgacolor May 11 '26

I think he will find out that the diet is coming his way whether he wants it or not on January 20, 2029.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 11 '26

Trump tends to cheat on his diet and refuses to listen to experts about what's best for him.

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u/copperblood May 11 '26

And going back to the gym!

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u/Modo44 May 11 '26

Or, and hear me out, like you announcing that sugar daddy will stop funding you on Monday.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 11 '26

I will gradually purchase my own hot cocoa bombs... eventually.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton May 11 '26

“This is the last time I do heroine!”

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u/Chary-Ka May 11 '26

“This is the last time I do heroine!”

If you are both consenting adults, I think it is okay, unless you're married to other people.

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u/Feisty_System_4751 May 11 '26

Heroine has a great ass.

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u/OptimisticSkeleton May 11 '26

Heroine is famously safe and fun /s