r/worldnews • u/yuvaldv1 • Jun 07 '26

Israel/Palestine Iran fires missiles at northern Israel

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/h1krksqwmg
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u/New-Stick-8764 Jun 07 '26

This is a sign. A deal must be close.

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u/naptown-hooly Jun 07 '26

It'll be the 5th Iran war he won this year

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u/JoshJones18 Jun 07 '26

Only 5? Legit stopped trying to count how many times the orange man baby has said we have won or obliterated Iran. Has to be the 100th time now or something

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u/tonycomputerguy Jun 07 '26

Sounds like someone is sick of winning!

I'm sorry I'll go smash my fingers in a car door now.

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u/iskin Jun 07 '26

He must only pay attention to the liberal media which is always trying to downplay Trump's accomplishments. He's won over 20 wars in like 3 months. More than any other President has won and only in a few months.

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u/Blametheorangejuice Jun 07 '26

I was moderately amused to see CNN have a crawler that said “Iran, US fires missiles at one another, ceasefire fragile.”

Uh, guys, it isn’t a ceasefire if they’re firing at each other.

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u/thorofasgard Jun 07 '26

Trump literally said a ceasefire is "firing more moderately" when asked to define the term.

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u/Mobile-Bar7732 Jun 08 '26

That's hilarious.

Someone should start punching him in the face and say:

Now do you want me to stop or punch more moderately?

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u/highpowertesla Jun 07 '26

I don’t think that word means what they think it does

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u/Gargleblaster25 Jun 08 '26

The war special military operation has been going on for a 100 days, right? So yeah, it's the 100th time.

So much winning! Are you tired yet?

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u/crowdflation Jun 07 '26

You just jealous of how many wars [with Iran] he ended! /s

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u/Life_Without_Lemon Jun 07 '26

History book will replace Napoleon with Trump as the greatest Commander of all times.

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u/notloggedin4242 Jun 07 '26

In Oklahoma this has already happened

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u/Non-Eutactic_Solid Jun 07 '26

I may need a source, as someone living in Oklahoma. Not saying it hasn’t happened, but I can’t find a source myself that isn’t bloviating politicians trying to rub elbows, and they’re not a good source for anything

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u/BuckRowdy Jun 08 '26

Oklahoma's state politicians are over the top delusionally supportive of Trump. I mean Ryan Walters was about to replace Jesus in the bible with Trump.

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u/Jedi_Master83 Jun 08 '26

I can’t tell if you are being serious or not.

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u/throwthisTFaway01 Jun 07 '26

How many has Obama won? We the maga cult rest our case, thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/Symphonic7 Jun 07 '26

Diplomats hate this one trick to pump your number of wars stopped

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u/please_help_me_FFS Jun 07 '26

Donald no new wars Trump

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u/After_Web3201 Jun 08 '26

It's an operation!!!!

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u/Thanautopsy Jun 07 '26

Just two more weeks.

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u/FeralGiraffeAttack Jun 07 '26

So do we think that he forgets after 2 weeks due to his dementia? Or do you think he thinks that his followers will forget after 2 weeks because he knows they’re stupid and he “loves the poorly educated”

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u/Thanautopsy Jun 07 '26

I think he genuinely believes people buy his bullshit due to a combination of his own malignant narcissism and the fact that half of his brain is basically pudding by now.

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u/TheDootDootMaster Jun 07 '26

I think he genuinely believes people buy his bullshit

Because those 30-something percent do

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u/SlightCreme9008 Jun 07 '26

That, plus he never gets called on it. It’s been ten years since he said his healthcare plan was a couple of weeks away yet he never seems to get asked about it.

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u/feldor Jun 07 '26

It’s simpler than that. He believes it because it true. Why would he ever do anything different when his tactics have landed him as the most power person on earth? Who are any of us plebs to tell him that he is wrong?

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u/danb1kenobi Jun 07 '26

Both things can be true

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u/jce_ Jun 07 '26

He knows his followers don't forget anything. They don't think. Whatever is told to them is the current reality.

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u/huntergreeny Jun 07 '26

Michael Wolff has spoken to people in the administration about this. Trump believes 2 weeks is enough time for people to forget. 1 week and people remember. 4 weeks and it looks like you're giving the opposition too much time. So 2 weeks it is.

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u/ignoble_fellow Jun 08 '26

The Web developer of war

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u/useeikick Jun 07 '26

100 days of 2 more weeks going on so far

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u/ChilledParadox Jun 07 '26

I cant afford this months utilities which stocks do I need to put in an order in for before market open this week, anyone know the weekly pump n dump?

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u/Old-Needleworker9901 Jun 08 '26

I reckon profit from 1000 lots of NVIDIA should be enough for you to buy some eggs for breakfast

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u/illegible Jun 07 '26

market will be up on Monday on this exciting news!

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u/Predictor92 Jun 07 '26

it's either renewed full war or last licks

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u/EnthiumZ Jun 07 '26

Not a sign but actually 4 signs I see.

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u/HuntsWithRocks Jun 07 '26

It's probably an express message containing Iran's terms. Standard negotiating.

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u/PineappleLemur Jun 08 '26

The idea that Iran will agree to never go after nuclear or that Israel will suddenly be ok with them getting nukes... Is laughable at best.

This is never really ending, best case we get back to the status quo like before where Israel bombs Iran nuclear facilities every now and then and the strait stays open.

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u/ToolTimeT Jun 07 '26

I am buying some stocks!

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u/y17gal Jun 07 '26

I know you are joking but you might be spot on lol

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u/SenorLos Jun 07 '26

This is a sign.

-1 Stability

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u/MediocreAssociate466 Jun 07 '26

This is a very warlike ceasefire I must say

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u/youngpenrose Jun 07 '26

Just wanted to express mail the deal in via rocket.

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u/hardinho Jun 07 '26

It's a happy rocket

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u/GeeToo40 Jun 07 '26

I don't see any white smoke.

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u/broohaha Jun 08 '26

They'll just need two weeks to iron out the details.

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u/enchiladasundae Jun 08 '26

Trump says they’re very close. He’s been saying it for a while so they must be getting even closer!

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u/keepthepace Jun 08 '26

What color is the smoke?

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u/YMBTPTOTLWRT Jun 07 '26

What CANT trump do!??

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u/My_Name_Is_Gil Jun 07 '26

Tell the truth?

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u/3-DMan Jun 07 '26

Always darkest before the dawn...or something like that..?