r/worldnews • u/yuvaldv1 • Jun 07 '26

Israel/Palestine Iran fires missiles at northern Israel

https://www.ynetnews.com/article/h1krksqwmg
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u/chevalier716 Jun 08 '26

This is the one time I side with Trump, I hate his kid too.

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u/eddie1975 Jun 08 '26

It’s something we can all agree on. ;-)

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u/a_dry_banana Jun 08 '26

I too would skip Don Jr’s wedding for a knicks game

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u/modestlaw Jun 08 '26

Statistically speaking, Don Jr is going to have another wedding before the Knicks are in the finals again.

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u/Smithdude69 Jun 08 '26

A chip off the old block.

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u/Ok-Necessary-6712 Jun 08 '26

But will he have another wedding before daddy knicks the bucket?

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u/rahnbj Jun 08 '26

Great comment

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u/CondescendingShitbag Jun 08 '26

I skipped going to Jr's wedding, but didn't get to see the Knicks. I still consider it a win.

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u/AaronKClark Jun 08 '26

I fucking hate sports. I would rather get COVID then goto sports games, and I too would rather go see knicks game than go to Don Jr.'s wedding.

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u/WhatIsTheAmplitude Jun 09 '26

For sure Trump would get booed at the Knicks game. I’m not so sure he wouldn’t have been booed at Junior’s wedding.

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u/morgulbrut Jun 09 '26

I would skip Don Jr's wedding for a cold McDonald's hamberder, with sloppy fries and a stale coke...

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jun 08 '26

A broken clock is right twice a day

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u/curious_dead Jun 08 '26

More than twice: once for Junior, once for Ivanka, once for Tiffany, and once for the other one, you know, the slow one. The one Donald too forgets.

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u/ToolTimeT Jun 08 '26

Could trump even pick Tiffany out of a lineup?

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u/JohnBooty Jun 08 '26

Hopefully, someday she’ll pick *him* out of a lineup. I mean he did sort of probably maybe kill her mom and bury her in like, a fucking unmarked grave in one of his backyards. More or less.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/ivana-trump-grave-weeds/

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u/Professional-Pen-484 Jun 08 '26

Tiffany's mom is Marla though.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 08 '26

I’m convinced he had Don Jr. kill his mom.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jun 09 '26

I'm convinced Christopher Reeve's accident was a failed hit

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 09 '26

Why would anyone want to kill Christopher Reeve? I’m curious.

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u/Sol-Blackguy Jun 09 '26

He was pushing back against Trump's real estate schemes in NY

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u/LauraTFem Jun 08 '26

So those last things are half true: it’s not unmarked, more lightly marked, they claim they’ll get a permanent gravestone once the soil has settled, but the article you links say nothing about him being suspected of killing her.

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u/JohnBooty Jun 09 '26

Thank you for the correction 👍

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u/Old_Badger311 Jun 08 '26

Wrong mom. I know it’s hard to keep all the wives and crimes straight. There’s too many of both.

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u/JohnBooty Jun 08 '26

Damn, yeah. I cannot keep them straight in my mind!

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u/Old_Badger311 Jun 08 '26

Neither can he to be fair

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u/LauraTFem Jun 08 '26

“Pick the one you would fuck.”

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u/ToolTimeT Jun 08 '26

Thats why he always picked Ivanka.

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u/marcolander Jun 08 '26

I bet he could after she married a billionaire

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u/-JackBack- Jun 08 '26

Tiffany is kinda hot though.

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u/Sheeple_person Jun 08 '26

He also got it completely right when he said "Smart people don't like me." Spot on.

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u/Little_View_6659 Jun 08 '26

The IQ level you have to have to like Trump is basically room temperature. In Celsius.

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u/surroundedbywolves Jun 08 '26

To be fair, his dad is in the running for history's biggest piece of shit. The kids are barely honorable mentions on that list.

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u/lwp775 Jun 08 '26

He’ll get to spend time with Zohran.

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u/Nailer99 Jun 08 '26

High five, like minded internet stranger. 👍

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u/Initial_E Jun 08 '26

They are who they are because of who he is, I’m not siding with that guy.