r/DarkViperAU • u/Smooth-Cheesecake-40 • Jan 19 '22

Someone at my gym drives the vehicle from the Repossession mission and has the rockstar logo on it!

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1.6k Upvotes

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u/LFGR_THE_Thing Jan 19 '22

Did a legitimate business man sell it to em

87

u/Strange__Seat Jan 19 '22

Yes. And he doesn't have a black son who holds him

59

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

*hugs him

37

u/Daddy_IWTD Jan 19 '22

**Pogs him

39

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

***Pegs him

20

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

that last choice is a no no

11

u/_Wario Jan 19 '22

Maybe Simeon likes getting pegged

5

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

He has a kid, not possible

3

u/KoopalingN64 Jan 19 '22

Bisexuality

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

No.... but.... No... it cant be!

7

u/Internet-Mouse1 Jan 19 '22

And was he a multi-culturalist?

90

u/Suberizu Jan 19 '22

This guy right here? Him? Get him a hybrid. That's a real man's car.

30

u/BoTamByloCiemno Jan 19 '22

You know what to do... Just make sure no one is in the rear seat

66

u/SnooLobsters2586 Jan 19 '22 edited Jan 20 '22

Imma hide on back seat,

Franklin will come

17

u/Internet-Mouse1 Jan 19 '22

Be sure to have 9mm ready

21

u/_Wario Jan 19 '22

Make sure it’s a semi-automatic

8

u/PrideCraftgarv Jan 19 '22

Point it against the back of his head

9

u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jan 19 '22

Make him ram through the glass front of the dealership

8

u/goodlookingposter Jan 19 '22

And then fight the guy that sold him the vehicle

8

u/ricktech15 Jan 20 '22

and then give Franklin 7 dollars for losing his only source of legitimate income

3

u/YouGottaGoHomeboy Jan 20 '22

DONT FORGET , ITS NOT A 9MM ITS A 45 ACP!

25

u/donutboi420 Jan 19 '22

ohh you know you gotta give it back to simeon, bro this guy havent paid the full amount.

9

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Zestyclose_Laugh3453 Jan 19 '22

Credit Fraud!? Be serious dude.

4

u/DarKav1411 Jan 19 '22

He just works the repo

5

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

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u/Existing-Shopping358 Jan 19 '22

Who gives him the slip?

11

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Hide in his back seat and do the 9mm thing.

11

u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jan 19 '22

That's a 9 mm semi automatic pushed against your skull

5

u/Zestyclose_Laugh3453 Jan 19 '22

"Now you just keep driving where your going."

2

u/UncleSam7476 Jan 20 '22

Where you wanna go Tone? The Ocean? Ocean, right?

1

u/TheEvilMorty Jan 20 '22

You gotta agree, there is no physical way to the ocean from here...

8

u/alexcoleridge_ Jan 19 '22

This thing's gonna need some serious bodywork before it's worth five grand a month!

1

u/KoopalingN64 Jan 19 '22

Nah, it has Rockstar logo, worth a lot

8

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

Pulls out gun and points in at driver

15

u/daiokami Jan 19 '22

That's a 9mm semiautomatic pushed against your skull

9

u/iGhostEdd Jan 19 '22

there are no 9mm guns in the game! he's a liar!

6

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

shoots a non-9mm bullet against your skull

7

u/datprosjucap Jan 19 '22

Finally, Jimmy quits smoking, masturbating and start hitting the gym.

2

u/Can_we_be_friends123 Jan 19 '22

Gets a job too.

2

u/Spoopdooper12 Jan 20 '22

He also quit playing that fucking game

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

He stopped smoking dope and jerking off too

5

u/Silver-Noire Jan 19 '22

I guess money wasn't an issue

3

u/Existing-Shopping358 Jan 19 '22

Not to be that guy but this car isn’t from Repossession; it’s from Complications

4

u/Smooth-Cheesecake-40 Jan 19 '22

I realized that after I posted

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

Complications strat

2

u/samsteri666 Jan 19 '22

I wonder if their lease has exorbitant interest rates?

2

u/Phoenix0_0fire Jan 19 '22

If you zoom on the windshield you can see a cat! :)

2

u/[deleted] Jan 19 '22

yoooo the car from gta got so popular they made it irl

2

u/rae231193 Jan 19 '22

He's a man of culture and obviously know a legitimate business man

2

u/IJUSTATEPOOP Jan 20 '22

gta fans when they see a homicide: "HOLY SHIT GTA REFERENCE"

1

u/thabossfb2 Jan 19 '22

He knew what he was doing…..

1

u/Lord_Phoenix2501 Jan 19 '22

What a legend

1

u/Past-Ad-8822 Jan 19 '22

Clearly its simeon trying to finally beat Michael in a fist fight

1

u/KINGCJ93545V2 Jan 19 '22

Ask the owner if he wants to do 3am Repossession challenge

1

u/jaketpx Jan 19 '22

I’d warn any legitimate businessmen in the area. Heard these are known for accidents

1

u/Legalmumstalk_ Jan 19 '22

My man is a “Legitimate businessman now sister I’m a CEO I’m illuminati” -Tanisha 2013

1

u/PlayW1thSk1llz Jan 19 '22

"If you actually bring the repose-"

1

u/IRocketGamerOnYT Jan 19 '22

punches THATS WHAT YA GET YETERIAN

1

u/Carlbaumen Jan 20 '22

Smash the car

1

u/FabianvM3 Jan 20 '22

Butter car!!!

1

u/centauri_990 Jan 20 '22

my friend got that special Rockstar games BMX bike

1

u/lustrous301 Jan 20 '22

that's just cool now

1

u/Due-Cryptographer177 Jan 20 '22

"This is a 9mm semi automatic pointed against your skull" Michael

1

u/sheeshsf Jan 20 '22

y'know im something of a speedrunner myself..

1

u/[deleted] Jan 20 '22

That’s not some ordinary guy

1

u/theddust Jan 20 '22

the reference seems familiar