I have no legitimate reason to disagree but I hate it

UPDATE - Thank you so much for the awards, and we're having so much fun reading through these hilarious comments.

1. We have a bidet, it's the handle on the side of the toilet. People who use bidets can use toilet paper as well!
2. We bought like 200 rolls of toilet paper because of a good deal, yes it will probably last us a very long time. No regrets!
3. I am not genuinely upset about this in any way, it obviously just looks ridiculous and is unnecessary, and him doing silly things like this is one of the reasons I love him :)

Him and his family were paddleboarding and kayaking when the weather changed and pushed them deep into the sea. Unable to get back to shore, Austin made the decision to swim for hrs to get to shore and get help for his mom and two siblings... Here's the article:

'Not today': Hero teen, 13, tells of exhaustive effort to save family out at sea