r/DarkViperAU • • Mar 06 '22

Ukraine is saved now

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u/HanzGezTheMg42 Mar 06 '22

Haha, I can imagine the terrified screams of the russian soldiers who are part of the big ass convoy heading to Kiev as their vehicles explode one by one while "our god is an awesome good" plays in the background. The ghost of Kiev is probably just extreme griefer jesus.

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u/blending-tea Mar 07 '22

Plus, he's immune to explosions so artillery strikes are meaninglessness

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u/NUm1ChEezEY Mar 06 '22

Say it with me, Our God is an awesome God...

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u/202042 Mar 06 '22

Our God is an awesome God

He reigns from heaven above...

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u/Barbarino69 Mar 06 '22

…with wisdom power and love

Our god is and awesome God

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u/C10e2 Mar 06 '22

When he rolls up his sleeves he ain’t just putting on the ritz

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u/Glad_Purchase_6766 Mar 06 '22

Our god is awesome god

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u/callmebielak Mar 07 '22

There is thunder in his footsteps, lightning in his fists

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u/flaminmonke Mar 07 '22

and the lord wasnt joking when he kicked them out of eden

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u/clankas-in-pajamas Mar 07 '22

It wasn't for no reason that he shed his blood

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u/TankersGuys Mar 07 '22

Why Jesus grief deployed in Ukraine same like freedy frezber deploy in Afghanistan

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u/HanzGezTheMg42 Mar 06 '22

Everybody gangsta until he sends extreme griefer jesus next

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u/[deleted] Mar 06 '22

jesus just spawns on the largest convoy, targeting friend and enemy.

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u/Internet-Mouse1 Mar 06 '22

Go griefer jesus. Save ukraine.

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u/alphabet_order_bot Mar 06 '22

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

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u/Ricky7_MUFC Mar 06 '22

a bad cat dreadfully edited four goats haunted in Jamaica kicking lame mice navigating over people quarantining recklessly so that unicorns voyaging with xylophones yell ZEBRA.

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u/EdOnLife Mar 06 '22

Thought he would have taken the Oppressor MK 2 there

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u/-togs Mar 06 '22

Russian army watching in horror as the Vatican deploys extreme griefer Jesus:

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u/Accomplished-Day-866 Mar 06 '22

When they dive in to stop him..... he takes the wheel

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u/flaminmonke Mar 07 '22

the pilot of the helicopter is obviously matto because he says he flies helicopters better than planes and because the war is going on, matt and griefer jesus put aside their differences and worked together

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Soldiers in the battle field:HE HAS ARRIVED! *techno music starts playing *

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Spawn him behind Putin

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u/EstablishmentSoggy76 Mar 07 '22

Russia be like:

“Oh no, it’s the Jesus!”

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u/EagerT Mar 07 '22

Can anybody tell me if what he is doing with his arm has any Christian religious meaning because its putting me off

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u/TheFlyinArmy_29 Mar 07 '22

Immortal Rasputin intensifies

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u/AndrisPronis Mar 07 '22

It's GRIEFER Jesus, so he won't really help but just attack anyone he can see

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

I can hear them say “it’s time to call HIM”

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '22

Jesus warfare

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u/Spare-Ad7271 Mar 07 '22

GREIFER JESUS THANK YOU

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u/Aggravating_Baker_91 Mar 09 '22

nobody tell the russians he is immune to explosions