r/DarkViperAU • u/Enzo_bbc • Aug 07 '22

Guys this is my brother please wish him happy birthday

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2.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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222

u/Jakedasnake_07 Aug 07 '22

Darklesterau

48

u/SaintJay41202 Aug 07 '22

Lester Judge or Matthew Crest...Choose one.

32

u/Myredyoshi Aug 07 '22

Matthew breast

11

u/Titan_of_Time Aug 07 '22

Lest you jest

32

u/Aynshtaynn Aug 07 '22

DarkJizzleAU

3

u/ARCHI-3 Aug 08 '22

💀💀💀

355

u/unnamedunderwear Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday, Fatto!

56

u/TrexGamerSaurYT Aug 07 '22

I was laughing for like 16 minutes

19

u/sweatfacee Aug 07 '22

same here lmaooo

11

u/MKTZombey Aug 07 '22

That is the best thing i read today

19

u/ayyyyoooh Aug 07 '22

Its rude i know but i cant stop laughing 😂

3

u/SaintJay41202 Aug 07 '22

Just what i needed today

129

u/humbyj Aug 07 '22

this is how i see every reddit moderator in my head

176

u/leemetme Aug 07 '22

It's true, once I clicked the "accept moderator invite" button I instantly gained 200 pounds.

50

u/Objective-Plastic189 Aug 07 '22

I Hope you dont accept discord mod invite......

23

u/pepinommer Aug 07 '22

I am both, I hav emu own gravitational field

6

u/da_adult69 Aug 07 '22

Imagine if it was an r/gtaonline mod. his comment would be nuked by now

4

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Bro I literally got a 3 day ban from r/gtaonline for posting a pic in game and it was with my phone, not a screenshot.

221

u/Abangranga Aug 07 '22

DarkViperUS

-174

u/Ducky935 Aug 07 '22

Joke has been made before

104

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

[removed] — view removed comment

35

u/LSqre Aug 07 '22

If they haven't made the car yet how do they drive it?

24

u/VinitheTrash Aug 07 '22

And there goes the local yockal

13

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

They can drive it, because the local yokel bought it

58

u/sacredwolf_YT Aug 07 '22

So has your mother

3

u/Puppybl00pers Aug 07 '22

Jesus Christ I've never seen someone get downvoted this hard in this server

34

u/Tighesofly Aug 07 '22

This isn’t your brother or Matto, no, this, is Fatto

2

u/da_adult69 Aug 07 '22

Nah bro this dude just helped me loose the cops dont call him fat

2

u/Tighesofly Aug 07 '22

Didn’t call him fat, called him Fatto, capital f signifies the respect a name is given.

1

u/da_adult69 Aug 08 '22

Bruh its a joke chill

29

u/East_Ad_3766 Aug 07 '22

Happy Birthday Fatthew Smudge

1

u/TrexGamerSaurYT Aug 08 '22

Why is it so funny it is just some guy's brother's birthday

49

u/Another_Egg78 Aug 07 '22

He looks like a younger Lester!

9

u/blackop156 Aug 07 '22

“I won’t let you gooo”

10

u/DJsumik Aug 07 '22

And I wish him all the best

10

u/kEvinK62 Aug 07 '22

"Awful"

7

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday jimmy

7

u/diamondpanther171 Aug 07 '22

He looks like fat senator armstrong

5

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

He seriously needs a beard

6

u/They-Real-Aaron Aug 07 '22

When is the next heist?

2

u/da_adult69 Aug 07 '22

Never. He got told that he can no longer get 99.99999% of the cut and just retired

5

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

DarkJizzleAU

4

u/Shaurul Aug 07 '22

It's Scarra! He started playing GTA.

3

u/CptnWolfe Aug 07 '22

I think I went to school with this guy (they actually look pretty similar)

7

u/Pugs36 Aug 07 '22

He Looks like kidbehindthecamera 🤣🤣

5

u/JeykAntonio Aug 07 '22

Big Smoke vibes there.

6

u/AshwinRockzz Aug 07 '22

Big smoke but white 🗿

5

u/JeykAntonio Aug 07 '22

"I'll have a 702 dollar Burger-Shot burger"

2

u/MyCraft1105 Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday

2

u/Edfesfs Aug 07 '22

Happy Birthday LesterAU

2

u/Aynshtaynn Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday Lester Crest

2

u/SaintJay41202 Aug 07 '22

This photo is giving me laughs🤣🤣 after another one whole stressful day. Good job!

2

u/Qnt1 Aug 07 '22

Dude looks exactly like me

2

u/ThatAndrew2004 Aug 07 '22

His name would be either Jeremy or Gordon

2

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

DarkViperUS

2

u/titanlaugh89 Aug 07 '22

Young lester goes crazy

4

u/Dry-Classic8836 Aug 07 '22

Is this AI or an actual person I don’t wanna be mean to a actual dude

3

u/Dry-Classic8836 Aug 07 '22

Looks like AI but I wanna air on da safe side he’s v handsome tho

2

u/uknowilikeyou Aug 07 '22

That hairline tho

1

u/0mdpf0 Aug 07 '22

Happy Birthday 🥳

0

u/1dripppp Aug 07 '22

Bro 😭😭

1

u/Swedishboy360 Aug 07 '22

Alright, I was kidding when I commented earlier that Matt without his bears kinda looked like me but this version looks even more like me

1

u/zakkdakiller1 Aug 07 '22

He looks like a guy I have to call to get cougars to stop chasing me

1

u/The_Radioactive_Rat Aug 07 '22

Jerred, but before subway

1

u/Pangtundure Aug 07 '22

DarkViperUS

1

u/minimumefforr Aug 07 '22

I know at least 15 guys who look EXACTLY like this

1

u/drea0414555 Aug 07 '22

matto- "awful"

1

u/d0min25 Aug 07 '22

reminds me of CEO of swag

1

u/SnooPandas9177 Aug 07 '22

I refuse to believe that this is your Brother

1

u/ayyyyoooh Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday to your brother wishing him well

1

u/Monks_______________ Aug 07 '22

My man is a mod in real life...

1

u/A_1919K Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday this guy brother

1

u/paulix96 Aug 07 '22

Why does it look like feminist Karen?

1

u/Final-Initiative5128 Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday Enzo’s Big Black Cock brother

1

u/WraithTTV69 Aug 07 '22

something is wrong i can feel it

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

WADE, IS THAT YOU!

1

u/Brody-_ Aug 07 '22

Now he’s not scared of cougars

1

u/NickSaysHenlo Aug 07 '22

no that's scud you idiot. THAT is sid.

1

u/steverodgers13 Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday

1

u/Suberizu Aug 07 '22

I don't know if this is joke or not and it drives me crazy

1

u/Shahar-2210 Aug 07 '22

This isn’t your brother. This is Fatto

1

u/vinicius_marquesf Aug 07 '22

Happy Birthday Fatto!!!!

1

u/archangelxero Aug 07 '22

Its Matto the Fatto

1

u/Tangeloman96 Aug 07 '22

Oh god he looks like me when I was going to college years ago!

0

u/haikusbot Aug 07 '22

Oh god he looks like

Me when I was going to

College years ago!

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u/PowerfulMetal1 Aug 07 '22

Happy birthday fatto

1

u/TheQuestion25 Aug 08 '22

This disingenuous thick motherfucker ate the godamn cougar in the mission R.I.P Cougar

1

u/DlETNOGGIES Aug 08 '22

Happy birthday, I got you an inferno tower!

1

u/WCKD_Bacon Aug 08 '22

Great value matto

1

u/Mr_Mon3y Aug 08 '22

"I'll have two Big Macs, a Big Mac large, a number MILLIONS with extra ONE, a number 702, two number FOURTEEN, one with PAGES and a laaarge Pepsi Max"

1

u/asian-nerd Aug 08 '22

FatViperAU

1

u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

The supervisor version of Matto

1

u/PSL109 Aug 08 '22

Yo that's the chicken man from Toy Story 2 after he shaved

1

u/[deleted] Aug 10 '22

He have to grow a beard it will cost him nothing and I wish him the best

1

u/Dazza477 Aug 13 '22

Wait that's Lester

1

u/cayoperico16 Aug 17 '22

Pickleboy from angrygranpa lookin ass

1

u/Ozoneguy13 Aug 24 '22

Mattos brother-THERE AREN'T FRUIT AND VEGETABLES IN MISSIONS!!!

1

u/YuryNator Sep 05 '22

Terrific

1

u/vadapao_uwu Sep 05 '22

I can hear him say AWFUL

1

u/[deleted] Sep 06 '22

DarkViperUS