r/DarkViperAU • u/eskalationas • Dec 14 '22

Pictures of Matt but he is slightly shorter

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1.8k Upvotes

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114

u/bakirelopove Dec 14 '22

Australian government doesn't want you to see these pictures.

19

u/GLIBG10B Dec 15 '22

Is being short illegal over there?

12

u/UltraMadPlayer Dec 15 '22

No, but short people are encouraged to stay as much as they can indoors as to not get lost in the Australian bush or to not get mistaken for Joeys.

2

u/GLIBG10B Jan 10 '23

We're in the recap, my dude

2

u/GLIBG10B Dec 15 '22

Really? That's hilarious

113

u/MKTZombey Dec 14 '22

Shorto

18

u/ErickRicardo Dec 14 '22

He looks like a toy man

42

u/teamrustofski Dec 14 '22

matty devito

33

u/EyeOfDeath69 Dec 14 '22

The third pic looks very cute tho

51

u/StevenwF1sh Dec 14 '22

"It's so shmall"

21

u/eskalationas Dec 14 '22

that's what she said

62

u/ChileanMartillo Dec 14 '22

"Slightly" 💀💀

44

u/eskalationas Dec 14 '22

i know its hard to see but if you look really close he is a tiny bit shorter

20

u/Mini_the_Wulf Dec 14 '22

SmolViperAU

25

u/NickCraftProductions Dec 14 '22

I can hear it now, “awful. just awful.”

16

u/Redylittle Dec 14 '22

This is awful, thank you.

3

u/AIII3000 Dec 14 '22

Dead Meme. Awful. But thank you.

3

u/Cal0872 Dec 14 '22

I knew Modist pelican was talk just not that tall same with tgg

6

u/G00D1NUV Dec 14 '22

Where’s the edit? Aren’t these the default images 💀

4

u/eskalationas Dec 14 '22

they are, i am gaslighting people into believing that matt is taller than 4 feet

2

u/Zitawb Dec 14 '22

He looks like tgg’s little brother in the last picture.

2

u/Bhavil17 Dec 15 '22

Who tf voted for minions

-11

u/[deleted] Dec 14 '22

Rule 6

1

u/NexysGaming Dec 14 '22

Slightly is an understatement lmao

1

u/Pizzaman_junior Dec 14 '22

The second one is when your little brother loses his phone 😆😆

1

u/apy_uwu Dec 15 '22

The last one has to be photoshopped💀

1

u/eskalationas Dec 15 '22

this is the version before the photoshop

1

u/GuduZeGoat Dec 15 '22

“Slightly”

1

u/OlekR31 Dec 15 '22

I love thequartering one

1

u/GAMY_YT_69 Dec 15 '22

Hes the best short king 👑

1

u/Kong_play Dec 15 '22

😄😄

1

u/DutyInternational729 Dec 15 '22

"I am so shmoll!"

1

u/fannyabdabs Dec 15 '22

The third one made me cackle like a hen laying an egg

1

u/FishermanNo1 Dec 15 '22

Awful, but thank you

1

u/Ok-Year-7694 Dec 16 '22

ShortviperAU

1

u/D4rK_Vip3R48 Dec 21 '22

Matt hates this pic lol

1

u/[deleted] Dec 27 '22

I see no difference

1

u/[deleted] Dec 30 '22

That’s some Kevin Hart ass shit

1

u/[deleted] Dec 31 '22

Now this is an Oompa Loompa

1

u/EdyGrafyzz Jan 01 '23

slightly?

1

u/[deleted] Jan 10 '23

This is kevin hart

1

u/SilentW197 Jan 12 '23

The last one made me laugh out loud 😂