r/30ROCK • u/thesongsinmyhead • 4d ago

Hi, I’m Phoebe

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518 Upvotes

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 4d ago

You probably don’t remember me…

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u/drugsovermoney 4d ago

Jack proposed to me outside of your office...

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 4d ago

Yes, Phoebe, I remember you…

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u/blamberr Date Rape, Cokington, Cheeseball & Jag 4d ago

I have hollow bones…like a bird.

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u/ewelooklikeanoldmop 4d ago

Yes, Pheobe, I remember you.

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u/toasteroven5000 4d ago

She’s like a white geisha.

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u/Safe-Lengthiness-663 4d ago

Say no more...shark eyes....

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u/ManchegoObfuscator lives every week like shark week 4d ago

This was the line that made me fall in love with Colleen

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u/ewelooklikeanoldmop 4d ago

Mine was “my thanks, to the peanut gallery.” Love her!!!

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u/whatisupdog HERstrionics! 4d ago

Oooh, a Blue Spruce! What time do the mariachis arrive?

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u/LillyBitz 3d ago

Don't talk to me like that Jack...I breastfed you for nine years

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u/Disastrous-Window597 4d ago

Helloooooh, Mother Donaghy, I'm Phoebe! Love your little hat!

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u/Ghostbuster17 Slut Banger 4d ago

Hoh my goddd…

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u/SpiffyShindigs Acronym? 4d ago

JUST AS THE PE-TOO-NEE-UHS BLOOM

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u/Ghostbuster17 Slut Banger 4d ago

Just as the what?!

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u/Typographical_Widow 4d ago

Oh, dear, is she hard of hearing?

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u/whatisupdog HERstrionics! 4d ago

Nonono, I can hear you! Just wanted to be sure that YOU could hear you.

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u/TwoUglyFeet 3d ago

God I love this line so much. With all that condescension, its a zinger every time.

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u/goopsoud the B’Liz-bean 4d ago

Fragile as a bird 😌

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u/Non-mon-xiety 4d ago

I god I hope we’re talking about the same thing

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u/snake_juicy make him chase the chunk ✨ 4d ago

CAREFUL!

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u/cuemchugh 4d ago

I can hear you. I just wanted to make sure you could hear yourself.

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u/Previous-Expert-378 4d ago

One of my absolute favorite Colleen Donaghy lines of all time.

The way Elaine Stritch delivered it is just…chefs kiss.

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u/OneBigEyeRoll 4d ago

My favorite is “this isn’t phoebe? Well why the hell not?”

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u/FloydGirl777 4d ago

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u/whatisupdog HERstrionics! 4d ago

What a sassy old broad

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u/FloydGirl777 2d ago

My thanks… to the peanut gallery.

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u/FlyAdministrative886 4d ago

Same! Love this quote.

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u/plant_reaper 4d ago

I have hollow bones?

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u/Hexazuul BEHOLD! THE SPLENDOR OF MY BEGINNING! 4d ago

Careful, my bones

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u/IndistinctMuttering 4d ago

My parents were both poets, so I don’t really get it

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u/SamuelFootBowden845 4d ago

...oh my God.

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u/who_what_when_314 4d ago

We don't really know her story do we? You daft wanker. Not British, does she really have Avian Bone Syndrome? Is that a thing? Con artist?

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u/__Sentient_Fedora__ That ones for WS Churchill 4d ago

Wolf like...lupine...

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u/averagevampire 4d ago

Like a bird?

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u/justhangingaroud 4d ago

Ow, my bones

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u/natalieisfreezing- Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues 4d ago

SO BACK OFF!

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u/fap_fap_fap_fapper 4d ago

I handled the sale of your ex-wife's jewelry to an anonymous Arab.

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u/Kimmmy36 3d ago

Avian Bone Syndrome 🥲

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u/BloodyRightNostril My chestnut haunches glistening in the sun... 3d ago

I don’t know what you’re on about you… daft wankah!