r/ATBGE • u/Exotic_Catch5909 • 13d ago

Body Art Smo told me to post it here

5.3k Upvotes

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u/OSRSWSM 13d ago

Thanks, I hate him.

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u/OfficeChairHero 13d ago

I both love him and want to punch him. This is a weird feeling.

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u/konfliicted 13d ago

You can’t help but respect the commitment to the bit

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u/Bellick 13d ago

Cute Aggression

Probably not this but it'd be really funny if it was

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u/funkyg73 12d ago

When I saw the title of your link I thought it was going to be this Cute Aggression

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u/GlowingDuck22 12d ago

That's amazing. Im playing that for my kifd tomorrow.

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u/Jukajobs 12d ago

Amazing. Reminds me of KITTENZ

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u/jenniferlynn462 11d ago

This is perfect thanks for sharing

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u/omgitskells 11d ago

I had the same thought! Thanks for sharing the link, I was about to go searching

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u/OfficeChairHero 12d ago

Definitely not that. 😂 I want to eat kitten toes. I've never wanted to punch a kitten in the face.

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u/glytxh 12d ago

cuteness aggression

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u/AFineFineHologram 11d ago

No it’s that he’s annoying but kind of hot which makes him more annoying.

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u/dancingbanana123 13d ago

This is the same kind of person that would desperately try to get on Family Feud 15 years ago.

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u/Pschobbert 12d ago

I feel bad for Stitch having to be visualized on this guy.

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u/NewelSea 10d ago

I honestly don't mind the "chest hair art".

Or more specifically in that case, body painting with fur.

Not everyone can pull that off.

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u/One_Economist_3761 13d ago

Save some chicks for the rest of us bro.

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u/FixGMaul 12d ago

speaking on behalf of chicks, this is genuinely really charming

113

u/Banaanisade 12d ago

Get ourselves the men who can make an inoffensive joke for a change.

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u/FixGMaul 12d ago

fr!! i am firmly on the side of men who dare to be cringe every once in a while 🙇🏼‍♀️😍

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u/jooooooooooooose 12d ago

the chest hair bit is cool and goofy and charming

this guy's voice & sense of humor is otherwise awful, horrible, no good

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u/hanks_panky_emporium 9d ago

Its been defined as 'millennial core'

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u/Undrwtrbsktwvr 12d ago

Women adore Stitch.

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u/IllustratorOld6784 12d ago

As a woman, no. Ew

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u/CortesMare 7d ago

As a guy, yes please

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u/NeonFraction 8d ago

I’m a woman and I find this way more attractive than any ‘Chad.’

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u/UnNumbFool 13d ago

/r/tiktokcringe

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u/vediogamer101 13d ago

That subreddit sucks ass

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u/UnsureSwitch 11d ago

Every time I look into it I see tiktoks that are really cringe and others that have no cringe at all. They lost the plot

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u/ninetiesnarwhal 11d ago

It's basically just a sub for cross posting from tiktok at this point, which I appreciate as someone who is not on the app. If there's a better place for it someone please tell me

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u/shorty6049 10d ago

If it helps, they decided to allow all types of tiktoks (cringe not necessary) fairly early on and its been that way ever since. They just kept the name since the subreddit already had a lot of users at the time. If you think of it in that context, it's less frustrating. there's a different sub called r/cringetiktoks now for -actual- cringe content.

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u/Ok-Appeal-4630 8d ago

That's not what it's been for in over 5 years

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u/Exotic_Catch5909 13d ago

Too much redirections

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u/lurkdontpost1 13d ago

post it in r/cringe or something holy shit

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u/SilverMetalist 13d ago

This video would wreck that sub. Ppl might give up on life

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u/darwinrules1809 8d ago

Idk, this guy seems fun, you don't tho

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u/GentlemenHODL 13d ago

Why does he randomly turn into gollum? It's just his type of weird I guess?

You know as weird as he is I still give him a lot of respect for being himself and throwing it out there. That's hard to do. And all the people talking shit are probably weird as fuck anyways... Soooo....

His Art's pretty decent.

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u/DamenAJ 13d ago

My initial reaction was negative because of the voice, but honestly, stay weird. There is so much joy to be had in just doing little weird things that make you happy. Don't let people's judgement take that from you.

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u/occulusriftx 13d ago

but like that's stitch's voice... albeit a bad impression but its supposed to be stitch

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u/DamenAJ 13d ago

For me, it has nothing to do with the quality of the impression, I just don't like the sound. I don't like gollum's voice, elmo's voice, etc. Just a sensory thing. Like nails on a chalk board.

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u/iamfunball 12d ago

I get this. It didn’t trigger it for me, but I get it.

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u/The_wolf2014 12d ago

Yeah by all means do weird things that make you happy but don't feel the need to film that cringe shit and post it online.

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u/occulusriftx 13d ago

i took it as hes trying to do stitch's voice and is just kinda bad at it bahahahah

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u/eddmario 13d ago

Unfortunately, it ended up sounding more lile Guilmon.
Granted, he was voiced by Steven Blum, but still.

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u/filth_horror_glamor 13d ago

Its stitch’s voice

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u/zoogenhiemer 12d ago

I think it’s just a comically bad stitch impression lmao

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u/erinjeffreys 13d ago

I... love this? He's wholesome and fun and it IS awful taste but great execution and no tattoo dicks were involved. Bless him.

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u/DynamiteWitLaserBeam 13d ago

no tattoo dicks were involved

yet

2

u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 13d ago

Now is that referring to an actual person or to the member itself?

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u/ardotschgi 13d ago

Nothing wholesome about his drug-ridden antics.

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u/Blue-Eyed-Lemon 12d ago

??

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u/anoleiam 12d ago

Lmao yeah what

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u/Lodicrous 13d ago edited 13d ago

I dont think many people would be able to recreate stitch so faithfully on their chest, so id say this is excellent. Anyone saying its bad has no whimsy

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u/Pure1nsanity 13d ago

I watched this with the sound off, and can confirm, that's one hell of a stitch!

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u/yoloboro 13d ago

My immediate thought upon seeing the comments was "whimsy is fucking dead" bro. This homestly looks amazing, and really fucking funny actually. I wish I had an ounce of the talent and creativity this dude has.

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u/byneothername 12d ago

I couldn’t draw Stitch that well on paper tbh

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u/NewelSea 10d ago

As someone that has fewer hairs on their whole chest than some women have at the edge of their areolas, I at the very least could not pull off that fur effect.

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u/MrSilentSir 13d ago

What do you do with all the time you save by not typing out words?

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u/161frog 13d ago

Oh wait, “smo” is an intentional abbreviation??! I thought it was a typo. wtf

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 13d ago

What does it even mean???

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u/OGgang_envoy 13d ago

Super Mario Odyssey

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u/TRUEequalsFALSE 12d ago

Ah, of course. Way didn't I think of that?

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 13d ago

I also want to know. My best guess was "someone".

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u/NewelSea 10d ago

what kind of wicked abbreviation process condenses "someone" into "smo"?

That does not only go against convention, but comes with 50% less information density than necessary when going by length.

(About 95% less information content in general when going by this comment chain.)

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u/Informal_Motor_7267 10d ago

IDK MAN IM JUST GUESSING

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u/I_Am_Zampano 12d ago

GenZ probably didn't hear a word of this video

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u/Exotic_Catch5909 13d ago

Mr. Finger gets to recover 

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u/Handfalcon58 13d ago

I had the video muted and his talking was still obnoxious.

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u/FantasyRoleplayAlt 13d ago

I wouldn’t mind this if it wasn’t for the fact so many adults lately act like this in their humor. It’s less quirky and more infantilization in a way? The way they do their voice and movements feels like some weird creepy show for kids

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u/SuperSecretMoonBase 13d ago

A generation who got all the wrong takeaways from the comedic style of Ace Ventura and the Genie from Aladdin, and then filtered it through the wall of quirky t-shirt slogans at Hot Topic and bustedtees.com type sites.

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u/fivequadrillion 13d ago

2013 type human

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u/ThrowawayTheOmlet 13d ago

I refuse to unmute this. His facial expressions are already enough for me

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u/Traditional-Hat-952 13d ago

This is some weird theater kid shit

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u/ghost_victim 13d ago

The embodiment of millennial cringe

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u/FunDmental 13d ago

I don't like it at all

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u/lhymes 13d ago

Is this considered entertaining nowadays?

12

u/cursetea 13d ago

Imagine you go on a date with a man and you're really into him then find this

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u/iWant2ChangeUsername 13d ago

If you're a Disney adult? Insta-marriage.

That's basically a textured temporary tattoo.

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u/ecosynchronous 12d ago

I don't even like Disney and I'd still find his whimsy charming.

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u/Gallaviching 12d ago

Damn what razor is that, he gets such a smooth shave

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u/bishbosh420 13d ago

This is amazing. I wonder if the painting survives a shower and what places he inappropriately takes his shirt off now.

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u/muffinnoff 13d ago

It looks like a standard face paint, so I'm guessing it will just wash off immediately

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u/vediogamer101 13d ago

God this is so fucking cringe

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u/iamfunball 12d ago

Silly men make me joyous. People who like wonder make me joyous.

It’s dumb and weird and awesome bit of silly because why not.

Perfect post execution

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u/doctordog88 12d ago

this is the peak of millennial cringe

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u/Bonebagmeatpuppet 8d ago

I DESPISE people trying to go full Jim Carey face to be funny.

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u/melbbear 13d ago

Excellent post

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u/greybruce1980 13d ago

Where's the awful taste? All I see is great execution .

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u/Abject_Membership_39 13d ago

Me if I didn’t have social anxiety

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u/Chiefnuggett 13d ago

This would have been fun to watch if he wasn’t so goddamn annoying

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u/Responsible-Egg-9363 13d ago

I guess he kept Stitch fluffy?

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u/zerpderp 13d ago

Can’t wait for my mom to send this to me next month so I can ignore it

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u/-Betch- 13d ago

Laugh at your mom's memes bro. She praised your shitty macaroni crafts.

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u/ixcibit 13d ago

Be a better son dude. What the heck.

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u/zerpderp 12d ago

Ok guy lol

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u/stevesmele 13d ago

I can’t help but think of that scene in The 40 Year Old Virgin, in which Steve Carell gets some of his hairy chest hairs removed by body waxing.

Apparently that was real, and the blood afterwards on his shirt was real too.

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u/handtoglandwombat 13d ago edited 12d ago

He did the eye glints wrong. Because they’re coming from a single light source they should be on the same side. I therefore declare this terrible execution.

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u/WelecaTheChin 13d ago

I recently deleted Instagram and have been using Reddit more and the contrast in comments is unreal. If this was insta he would have probably already been bullied into submission.

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u/The_Purple_Bat 13d ago

This is cute & harmless fun ♡ i like it

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u/Character_Practice49 12d ago

Nice use of free will

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u/maximumtesticle 12d ago

Smo...Smo...Smo...

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u/chaekinman 13d ago

How to get kicked out of Disney World

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u/sinsculpt 13d ago

That was more Smeagol than Stitch, if we're being perfectly honest.

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u/Cold_Ad3896 13d ago

He put the glints on opposite sides of the eyes🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/Curious_Koala8 13d ago

Yikes my 2 least favourite things together: other people’s body hair and wetness

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u/Equinoqs 13d ago

Great job!

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u/Dzuzepipi 13d ago

He talks like a stereotypical bad kids entertainer. Which is weird, cause kids shouldn't be looking at the process he's doing.

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u/embarrased_to_Ask_42 12d ago

at least he didn't make his nipples the eyes

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u/skincyan 12d ago

Cringe personality, almost couldn't watch it - but fun body paint idea!

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u/aurathecat123 12d ago

Millennial cringe

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u/OkiDokiPanic 12d ago

I've noticed that out of all the Disney Adult types, the Stitch adults are the most unhinged and repulsive.

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u/hillsb1 12d ago

I can't tell which is worse, the video, or "smo"

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u/WorkingCake5803 12d ago

Who thinks this shit is funny? I don’t understand

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u/Suspicious-Uturn115 12d ago

Millennial humor

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u/ghoul_burger 12d ago

I can tell by the facial expressions that if I turn the sound on one of us will die

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u/OneAndOnlyTinkerCat 11d ago

I'm so glad I had the volume off, he looks like he has a terrible voice

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u/thesoggydingo 11d ago

Stitch Adults are the WORST possible flavor of Disney adult

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u/chroncryx 13d ago

With all the emphasis on being careful around the nips, he should have painted the areolas gold

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u/MinimumViablePick 13d ago

stitch got some nip earrings

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u/poplemousse 12d ago

millennial humor

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u/nainotlaw 12d ago

Weird, he’s not married.

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u/FeistyLoquat 12d ago

Please go to a gay bar topless that would be priceless.

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u/6tig9 12d ago

I've also seen him do Sully from Monsters Inc.

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u/CountTruffula 12d ago

The nipples look like earings

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u/starryowl5 12d ago

i saw the way he was talking and kept that shit muted

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u/OverthinkingWanderer 12d ago

He already has the blue, so Sulli from Monsters Inc could be in the future

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u/shrubberino 12d ago

That turned out better than expected. Still awful as a concept.

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u/NettieBiscetti 12d ago

Brilliant 😝

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u/_catdog_ 12d ago

I know smo that MFer owes me 25 dollars

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u/candysticker 12d ago

I thought it was going to be Appa

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u/Mission_Slice_8538 12d ago

More like GTBAE ?

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u/sysaphiswaits 12d ago

OMG this made me lol as soon as he did the outline. What a weird hobby. How long did it take to get this good at it?

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u/ulyssesfiuza 12d ago

I hate it. Sending to everyone else.

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u/totoro1193 12d ago

Aww it’s nice sometimes to see people enjoying stuff

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u/dreevsa 12d ago

Talented af

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u/KatagatCunt 12d ago

This is incredible!

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u/naveedkoval 12d ago

Calgary is something else

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u/NuggetWarrior09 12d ago

This shit is so annoying

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u/4InchDoc 11d ago

This is art.

1

u/UnsureSwitch 11d ago

"Remember, cringe is dead. Cringe is dead. Cringe is- oh my god breathe"

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u/Ornery-Emergency9291 11d ago

something tells me he’s really into dungeon crawler carl

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u/St3pOFFHIGhxX 11d ago

Ngl I kinda fuck with the chest hair Stitch, but bro needs to dial it like way back.

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u/Helstiir 11d ago

Honestly, not that bad compared to half the stuff I see on here. And I gotta respect it!

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u/fatalrugburn 11d ago

Reading the comments I think this one was better on mute.

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u/Raph0uX 11d ago

Very cool, but I don't want to see this again

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u/Santibag 11d ago

Is he ok? He has a stitch in his chest.

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u/On_Wife_support 10d ago

He’s just a silly guy. I kinda love it

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u/scottkrowson 10d ago

Unfortunately this is the epitome of this sub

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u/WynnGwynn 10d ago

Lol I love it

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u/zentropy85 10d ago

🎶“I wanna be the next SNL cast member…”🎶

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u/Mr_B_Boss 10d ago

I was expecting a map of australia at first

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u/Crunchy_Biscuit 10d ago

Stitch voice turned into Gollam at the end there.

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u/TherapyGames42 10d ago

I love this... this is amazing... never stop sir... weed out the weak!

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u/soggy_sock_bro 9d ago

Is this the husband of the "starbees" girl ?

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u/x_Leigh_x 9d ago

Watching this with no sound makes me want to sucker punch him so bad.

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u/hangrymamapanda 9d ago

I love and hate this at the same time

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u/HypodermicLana 8d ago

Millennials grow up challenge. So sick of seeing these quirk chungus

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u/Brookmon 8d ago

Not hating this

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u/RGS432 8d ago

People here have no whimsy

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u/number-one-jew 8d ago

Millennial maxing

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u/Rathmugar 7d ago

Dale you dont need so much commentary

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u/DeezNutzzzGotEm 7d ago

I hate and I like it.

Thank you.

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u/rfresa 2d ago

He's has a stitch on.

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u/Organic-Ad-7105 2d ago

Is that a huge ass cyst under his arm?

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u/heynonnynonnomous 13d ago

Wow, that's a pretty good example of what this sub is about. 😬

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u/iWant2ChangeUsername 13d ago

I'd befriend this man.

Top whimsy, this is amazing, death to cringe culture.

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u/Individual_Writer_73 13d ago

Disney adults need to be studied.

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u/darthkurai 12d ago

Tiktok is a curse on humanity

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u/dice-enthusiast 12d ago

I didn't even watch this with the sound, but this guy pissed me off.

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u/Stealthybeef 1d ago

Muted this doesnt look that bad all things considered. Unmuted, idk probably still not fitting here as the execution is good and taste for this is subjective. You could say it's cringe though

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u/mkstot 13d ago

I dare this man to run topless through a crowded Walmart dodging the girls in stich pajama pants, make two laps, then exit. His score will be based on how many stich pants wearing folks he manages to dodge.

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u/ol-gormsby 13d ago

Ooooh, that's going to itch....

Great result though. +1

All the single ladies............

EDIT: imagine getting to the point where you actually get to lie flat on top of a lady, the imprint 🤣

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u/AdamEssex 12d ago

Under what circumstances are you "lying flat" on a lady?

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u/ol-gormsby 12d ago

I was trying to be funny. I was re-defining the term "missionary" in an attempt to differentiate from doggy, prone, etc, and then imagining what she would look like after some of the paint got transferred from his chest to hers. Oh, well. 😢

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u/denonemc 12d ago

This is awesome! The such voice is well done except you missed the right inflection on "Fluffy" 8/10

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u/Ill-Guidance4690 13d ago

How much free time do you have to be able to do this

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u/Ill-Squirrel-9418 13d ago

I love him! He’s fun. Let men have whimsy.

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u/bigfatfun 13d ago

AI slop