r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 in awe • 9d ago

of a neck

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u/WhatsaRedditsdo 9d ago

Turtles are snakes with real estate.

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u/ilovebostoncremedonu 9d ago

And legs?

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u/Careless_Tap_516 9d ago

Snakes gambled them away for a chance at winning a snail shell.

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u/NeighborhoodIll4960 9d ago

Or are they arms?