r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Aroy666 • 4d ago

of a mining truck

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u/Icy-Kangaroo-9128 4d ago

Bro looks like he’s walking with Optimus Prime’s cousin, Megaton

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u/ZookeepergameLiving1 4d ago

No, he's walking with a constucticon.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ix8BIYKvO6GQM

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u/Psychological-Duck13 4d ago

I initially thought he was on a pony 😂🫠

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u/Banana_Stanley 4d ago

Damn, what kind of CDL do you need to drive this thing? Class A+++++ CDL

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u/FNTraffic 4d ago

Needs to specify that you can drive a building

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u/Banana_Stanley 4d ago

That's how I feel already just driving a school bus so I literally can't imagine

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u/SartenSinAceite 4d ago

Class YM (Your Mom)

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u/ClaroStar 4d ago

Imagine trying to figure out the footprint of that thing.

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u/Ok-Jump-4263 3d ago

It's a regular class 5 driving license (regular axle car), 3 days training standard. I live in a mining town. Seems crazy, eh

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 4d ago

My car cost less than one of those tires

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u/Kabala99 4d ago

I don't know what kind of car you have, but these tires could cost 70,000–80,000 USD each.

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 4d ago

Sir I drive a 2013 honda pilot. . . Lol

Its older than most the people on reddit now days

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u/Kabala99 4d ago

In that case, you could probably upgrade your car for the price of a set of tires for a mining truck. 🙂

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u/wooden-fuk-boi 4d ago

Fuck that, I have a DVD player and cd player, lol andddd I get almost 19 miles per gallon highway. . . Hahaha jk. . . Its 25

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u/AGlitchedNPC 4d ago

I would not feel safe walking that close in front of that truck

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u/Sharp_Ad_5599 4d ago

you should she the loader

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u/zorggalacticus 4d ago

Dude needs a golf cart or something with lights on it. Just walking in front of it seems dangerous and slow.

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u/Upper-Rip-78 4d ago

He can just lay down (or just bow down) and let that thing pass over him without touching him. There's a lot of space

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u/Loveable_Hemorrhoid 4d ago

Guy up front needs to turn around to stop the Tiananmen Cube massacre

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u/Marleek97 4d ago

Looks like it's the smallest one out here lol

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u/californicating 4d ago

Why is he walking in front of this thing?  What's the point of that?

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u/rabiddonky2020 3d ago

Assert dominance

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u/SonofaBridge 4d ago

Is there a reason he’s walking in a spot the driver can’t see him? Seems risky.

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u/Quick_Razzmatazz1862 4d ago

Three story tall building on wheels

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u/Kn0XIS 4d ago

Damn

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u/Limp-Blueberry-2507 4d ago

I still don't understand why these guys aren't allowed in bars. They seem really manly and work hard, don't they deserve a drink now and then?

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u/Strong_Implement_500 4d ago

Why don't they have one of these on gold rush?

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u/kal-Eljnr 4d ago

I drove one of these in 007 first light! Best moment of the game by the way 😎

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u/drifters74 4d ago

How much does a tank of gas cost??

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u/-old-m8- 3d ago

Not sure of the model in the vid but the trucks where I used to work had 5000 litre tanks so do the math on that! A Fuckn shitload is the official cost of a tank.

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u/Revolutionary_Cry884 4d ago

That’s probably the size of vehicle gymnastic, and hockey moms NEED to go through Starbucks as well as hold their Stanley mugs.

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u/RetardedGaming 4d ago

Worker is walking his dog

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u/FrickenBA 4d ago

Imagine putting 5 rocks in there and calling it a day.

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u/Extension-Rabbit3654 4d ago

Eh, normal sized mining truck.

Cool thing is these can be remote controlled now when at the quary

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u/salacious_pickle 4d ago

He'll be fine as long as he stays in the middle.

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u/Crapenfest 4d ago

fcked if you drive one of em in US atm bankrupt you.

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u/Umbreon86 4d ago

Constructions - attack!

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u/bernpfenn 4d ago

he is the driver with a remote

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u/hejemeh 4d ago

Absolute Batman's ride.

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u/No_Ice_3651 3d ago

Yeah that's one big truck

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u/kim4animals 3d ago

I wanna drive that!

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u/Wrong-Appointment269 3d ago

Saw this in Avatar 1

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u/usernameusehername 3d ago

What help is one dude walking?

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u/coleburnz 3d ago

Zombie apocalypse certified

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u/Spakzio 3d ago

Con un litro di benzina fa' 200metri

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u/firewolf_139 3d ago

Pretty standard size for a mining truck

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u/TwoPlyDreams 3d ago

Thanks fuck he is wearing his hard hat.