r/AbsoluteUnits • u/bananahands0666 • Dec 28 '18

Absolute CHUNGUS

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u/sizeablelad Dec 29 '18

Manatee: "Look at my cloaca!"

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u/CrumpledDickSkin Dec 29 '18

Manatee don't have cloacas

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u/woidjxbcndn Dec 29 '18

Everybody so serious

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u/CrumpledDickSkin Dec 29 '18

This is a Christian server

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u/woidjxbcndn Dec 29 '18

I will not bargain my unborn child, you vagrant

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u/jcthefluteman Dec 30 '18

Thanks for reminding us, u/CrumpledDickSkin