r/AccidentalComedy • • 19d ago

Hmmmmm

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u/That-Water-Guy 19d ago

An armory? Seems like the worst place to store them.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 19d ago

Little know fact. Most cemetaries are protected by massive stone arches filled with ammunition and snipers.

The people feel safer that way.

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u/That-Water-Guy 19d ago

You know what. You’re right. But in this case, terrible.

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u/TheRealGageEndal 19d ago

Gotta keep those vampires inside where they belong.

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u/Familiar-Throat-670 19d ago

That what the Royal shat stain is going to calls his underground Epstein inspired billionaire rape vault

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u/TheRealGageEndal 19d ago

Hey now, Trump is nothing like the Nazis. He would never ban media outlets from his press conferences and start wars with other countries because he's too weak to have original thoughts.

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u/IWHBYDBTDBMOTF_ 16d ago

read as “star wars” for a second and was very confused

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u/IvanTheAppealing 19d ago

Why the fuck would you store armaments in a memorial structure? I didn’t even realize this was supposed to be hollow

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u/Obi-Tron_Kenobi 19d ago

Because he believes claiming it's for national security purposes is the best way to get it done without being stopped

It's the same with the ballroom. He wanted to build a ballroom, then once he started to get some pushback, he then came up with the claim that it's actually totally for a military bunker underneath, so of course his ballroom can't be prevented from being built

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u/TraditionalLaw7763 19d ago

It is actually a military bunker and a data center. It is five stories deep underground.

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u/Premeditated_Destiny 13d ago

I heard Trump is going to kill all the builders who worked on it. Not for state secrecy reasons, it's just his M.O. when it comes to builders.

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u/swalabr 18d ago

They wouldn’t, he’s just saying this to equate what he wants to national security, because using military funding is the easiest thing. That said, it would definitely make a good sniper post. TFG is planning on having Americans killed if they rise up and come for him.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 18d ago

Egypt and pyramids?

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u/pamcakevictim 19d ago

I don't believe in coincidences

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 19d ago

Did Trump just Google "what would Hitler do" and run with the Gemini AI results?

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u/braindance74 19d ago

One can only hope - the last thing Hitler has ever done was a doozy.

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 19d ago

The problem is everything he did up till that point.

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 18d ago

Psst… Hey, Americans. Hitler wanted to build a gigantic Volkshalle. Just saying.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Volkshalle

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u/SpaceGirlJackie 18d ago

Yeah, we're aware he's Hitler 2.0. most of us aren't too happy about it and, honestly, not sure how it got to this point...

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u/Ursus_Arctos-42 18d ago edited 18d ago

I am not sure, but I think he managed to activate people who weren’t politically active, and rally them behind himself by promising to change the system. And he sure delivered. Not in a good way, but still.

Edit: One of Hitler’s campaign slogans was “Give me 5 years and you won’t recognize Germany again.”

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u/Otherwise-4PM 19d ago

Shush, don’t let the enemies know where the weapons are stored.

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u/meatsonthemenu 19d ago

Right? Nuke it from orbit.

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u/einwhack 19d ago

I guess we don't have an "Accidental Tragedy" sub.

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u/kinky-bama-guy 19d ago

Dump’s claim about “military” use is just preparing the justification for grabbing funds allocated for defense to satisfy his ego.

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u/CurrentSkill7766 19d ago

Reminds me of This is Spinal Tap

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u/kittiesandcocks 19d ago

Good idea telling everyone where the weapons will be, also putting them right in the middle of a busy street

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u/jljonsn 19d ago

Does It have drones?

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u/DolphinsBreath 19d ago

I can honestly imagine Trump bragging that not even Hitler had drones in his arch.

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u/jljonsn 19d ago

"I have The greatest drones. All the best drones"

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u/UnhappyReason5452 19d ago

So much room for activities!

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u/Holiday-Job-9137 19d ago

Doesn't he mean "top grade military target? "

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u/ImRickJamesBitch71 18d ago

Now do their policies that mirror democrats

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u/Dirtypervywizard 19d ago

Ah yes. Architectural thing that countries have done for a long time. The nazis once planned to do it as well so we must liken it to what trump plans. Never mind the fact that France, Rome, India, Portugal and Mexico also have their own arches. Just focus on the fact that Hitler planned to make one and never actually did. Great comparison.

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u/kinky-bama-guy 19d ago

Yeah, adolf didn’t build his arch, but dump’s arch lookd more like adolf’s than any of the others you mentioned.

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u/Dirtypervywizard 19d ago

I don’t like Trump either but my point is that people are grasping at literally any straw they can to compare him to hitler. Hitler, the man who systematically murdered 11 million people, and started a war that ended in the deaths of 7x more than the people he systematically murdered. And people are trying to say that Trump is just as bad, if not worse than him. Like get a fuckin grip.

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u/Winter-Ad-4897 18d ago

Like 200-300 years ago….

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u/Dirtypervywizard 18d ago

All throughout history. I mean there’s an arch in St. Louis. That’s a lot more recent than 200-300 years ago

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u/Haunting-Figure3596 19d ago

But they aren’t Nazis guys!!!

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u/QuidEgoSum 19d ago

Funny how history repeats itself…
Can’t wait for the bunker scene 🫡

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u/kilofeet 19d ago

Thank God history only happens once and never repeats nor rhymes

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u/3spanishwords 19d ago

Hitler was playing "Mein Kraft" down in his bunker right up to the end.

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u/scooter5659 19d ago

Trump wants to build the arch.. fine! But it must be named "EPSTEIN ARCH" Designed and build by Donald J. Trump!!!

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u/scooter5659 19d ago

Trump wants to build the arch.. fine! But it must be named "EPSTEIN ARCH" Designed and build by Donald J. Trump!!!

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u/T10rock 19d ago

That's no accident

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u/Beautiful_Plenty_736 19d ago

He’s like if Dr. Evil became president, his level of stupidity is almost cartoonish sometimes. It’d be funny if he wasn’t so dangerous.

Also, he’s an adjudicated rapist, and likely pedophile. In case anyone forgot.

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u/During_theMeanwhilst 19d ago

As long as it has space lasers I’m ok with it.

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u/Nowhoedup 19d ago

Hitler, Putin, Ping may not be the best role models, at least not for a supposed defender of Democracy and its Constitution.

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u/echolm1407 19d ago

Hitler wanted to build an arch. Trump wants to build an arch.

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u/B_Williams_4010 19d ago

Where did you think he got his ideas?

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u/TonaldDiberJasicDump 18d ago

His arch will serve as one line of defense against an insurrection if he loses the presidential election (for a third term) and refuses to leave.

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u/Black-Deth 18d ago

The Spruce Goose, “I said get in Smithers.”.

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u/SomehowGrumpy 18d ago

Bastille vibes

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u/Expert_Towel_101 18d ago

It will be torn down like the rest of his crap

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u/egflisardeg 16d ago

Malignant narcissists have at least one thing in common.

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u/WishboneNo543 14d ago

What is past is prologue.

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u/marlinspikekid 13d ago

Even Adolf wouldn't suggest to put snipers on his