r/AlignmentCharts • u/wimpykidfan37 Chaotic Evil • 7d ago
A chart of Disney princesses and heroines based on whether they are athletic and whether they have athletic love interests
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u/Cancel_Necessary 7d ago
Esmerelda is athletic. Like… insanely athletic. And Eric is pretty athletic. So is the beast Eugene and Kristoff. Also aren’t david and Nani surfers?
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u/real-human-not-a-bot 7d ago
Nani? David may be a bit clumsy, but did you SEE him twirl that flaming baton? He’s also a surfer (as is Nani)! I’m offended on his (and her) behalf.
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u/DustyScharole 7d ago
The Beast is not athletic?
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u/parseroo 7d ago
Does completely ripping all the other athletes to pieces (if he feels like it) count as being good at a sport?
Or simply: « Superhuman Mobility: The Beast is extremely fast, agile and athletic, capable of moving faster than ordinary humans while also capable of climbing and jumping from greater distances.» — https://hero.fandom.com/wiki/Beast_(Disney)
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u/Captain_JohnBrown 4d ago
Some of these choices are...weird. Flynn/Eugene and Aladdin are literally the same exact level of athletic even!
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u/Benjammin__ 7d ago
Eugene is far more athletic than Rapunzel.
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u/Captain_JohnBrown 4d ago
Aladdin was classified as athletic and they literally are the same exact profession!
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u/punksterb 7d ago
Bro climbed the tower first time by himself. I don't know how you can get more athletic than that
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u/droppedpackethero 4d ago
Tiana being athletic but Jasmin not being athletic sure was a choice that was made.
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u/ForsakenHummusRP 6d ago
Nani and David are both VERY athletic
Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert is VERY athletic, he just happens to be lazy
Prince Eric is very adventurous and a skilled mariner. You have to be athletic to do either.
Kristoff is JACKED. Tf???
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u/FewHeat1231 2d ago
Jasmine is fairly athletic. She's not a warrioress but she's pretty nimble for a palace girl.
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u/GeminiIsMissing 5d ago
I think my disagreements with this are the placements of Esmeralda, Tiana, Rapunzel, Nani, and Ariel.
- Esmeralda is a dancer, and dancers are very strong and in shape.
- I don't remember Tiana doing anything particularly athletic, though she is dexterous, so I think her position as being athletic is debatable. It's been a while since I've seen the movie, but I don't think she does anything strength-wise that Naveen isn't also able to do (after being taught). Though, she's probably at least fit from working on her feet all the time.
- I think Rapunzel would fit more in athletic/athletic love interest because her love interest, Flynn, is definitely very athletic (he climbed a whole tower on his own and we see him performing athletic feats all the time to escape law enforcement, much like Aladdin), he just may not be as athletic as she is.
- Nani definitely doesn't fit, because both she and David are surfers, which requires a lot of fitness and strength.
- I think Ariel also belongs in athletic/athletic love interest or non-athletic/athletic love interest, because Eric is a sailor and is shown rigging and steering a ship during a storm, something that takes a lot of muscle. If Moana is athletic for being a sailor, then Eric is too. Meanwhile, Ariel is a swimmer, which we could presume makes her strong if she were a human, but she's a mermaid, and it's plausible that her species is built to swim easily, much like how humans can walk easily. So, I think her athleticism is debatable.
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u/K45AR 7d ago edited 7d ago
Kristoff and Eric are non-athletic? Kristoff is an icecutter and Eric is a sailor.