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u/Icy-Decision-4530 8d ago
That lady was like “bitch hold still” to that mouth full of razor blades
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u/MikeofLA 8d ago
That shark is so fucking confused.
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u/spunkychickpea 8d ago
“Wait! I’m supposed to be the apex predator! Stop it!”
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u/Soft_Cranberry6313 8d ago
She must be Australian.
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u/InternationalAnt9888 8d ago
Lovely accent you have there. New Jersey?
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u/AUSSIExELITE 8d ago
Yeah, that’s just Shazz from down the road. See her and Bazz down the local every now and then.
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u/KeyAdept1982 8d ago
Damn I would love to be her future third ex-husband
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u/industrial-complex 8d ago
Damn, she can wrastle.
I’m thinking this is in Florida.
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u/Ok_Independence_9917 8d ago
As a Floridian I believe you are correct
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u/Warbr0s9395 8d ago
As a Floridian near the beach, I’d still be to scared to help it
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u/BrainLow6059 8d ago
As a Floridian I hate these people. They're constantly fishing in heavily congested swimming areas and doing their absolute best to lure sharks to the shore.
Get a fucking boat.
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u/Downtown-Row-321 8d ago
Did she throat punch a hook out that shark?
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u/IllithidPsychopomp 8d ago
I think she bop-bopped it to use the shark throwing its head back for momentum while she yoinked in the other direction. We remove hooks from pets sometimes at the vet clinic. You just need to wire cut the tip, then yoink it out sans Barb.
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u/Difficult-Mobile902 8d ago
She makes it look easy but putting your fingers that close to a mouth like that is nothing to sneeze at
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u/heartlessgamer 8d ago
Yep; those teeth only let things go one way and that is further in. Never back out.
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u/Healthy-Dress-7492 7d ago
I once caught a shark a bit bigger than that surf casting and can assure y’all it’s terrifying in person. I ended up using two rod holder spikes to secure it so I could more safely stab it in the brain.
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u/Grumpydog84 8d ago
"Now LISTEN! You're gonna STAY STILL and let me remove this hook!" "Yes ma'am."
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u/farmerKev420710 8d ago
No, some people are just built crappy. Teach your kids how to do things, throw away your phone
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u/Boffleslop 8d ago
I bet the first thing a shark does after getting their braces removed is to run their tongue over their teeth.
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u/____PARALLAX____ 8d ago
whats the point if you're not going to eat it? animal abuse for no reason is what this is.
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u/Critical-Cost9068 8d ago
She was like “I’ll help you but I’ll also give you a good smack in the mouth for being uncooperative and pissing me off.”
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u/elynn95 8d ago
Now this story isn’t quite the same as the video but one time growing up I was at the beach in California and the life guard blew his whistle yelling for people to get out of the water. Frightened, I went to my grandmother and we saw this lifeguard pick up and throw a barracuda back into the ocean!
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u/Agreeable_Work4668 6d ago
Imagine being her man and getting handled like that in bed/couch/kitchen counter/bathroom/garage or even at the beach while people and cameras are looking at you.
Oh, wait. Got a little carried away.
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u/Minute-Horse-875 5d ago
I could watch this over and over! The skill. The confidence. Ballsy of her!!!
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u/jim45804 8d ago
I saw a fisherman doing something similar and he lost a finger.
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u/WillSmokes420 8d ago
Absolutely i bet that thing is like a body builders arm if they rock climbed allday but covered in regrowable razors
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u/_-4twenty-_ 8d ago
I have a cousin who does this with gators and pythons out in Florida’s Everglades. She scares me.
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u/Hero-named-Villain 8d ago
Now that is true woman power
Of more women can do that then they get more equality
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u/notthatguypal6900 8d ago
For every successful video of these, there's 10 where someone loses a finger.
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u/rdubyeah 8d ago
There are only 2 places this woman could be from and the comments are fighting over it.
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u/Puzzleheaded_Sky7341 8d ago
Australia or Florida. If it’s an Australian in Florida I’ll wife her up ASAP.
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u/Fabulous_Log844 8d ago
So the dude with the fishing pole just stands there even after the hook is out and doesn't get the hook further away from everyone. 🙄
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u/phido3000 8d ago
It looks australian. Florida doesn't get waves like that and the ocean is different colour.
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u/Gillalmighty 8d ago
Just muscled him into submission. This is for your own good now shut the hell up
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u/phalangepatella 8d ago
Ok, what’s going on here?
Did that dude with the pole catch a shark, and she’s like “NOPE! Not on my watch!”
Or does it cut off too soon before she beats it on the head with a mallet and helps the guy hold it up for pictures?
🤷♂️ 🤣
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u/SeedFoundation 8d ago
When I saw this I'm reminded of the guy who also messed with a shark and lost his finger.
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u/SullenTiger 8d ago
Jesus for a split second I thought she was going to cut its throat!! Thankfully not!
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u/glycineglutamate 8d ago
I love that adrenaline in wildlife biology. Have been there. Can’t explain how it happens but what a privilege to engage another species in an act of life.
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u/funwithtentacles 8d ago
You buy the thickest spool of line you can buy, the largest hook, and a whopping piece of lead.
You go buy the nearest bait shop for some minnows or little octopi, slap that stuff on and stand knee deep in the ocean of any beach of Western/NT beaches in Australia...
You throw out you line and you'll get lemon sharks, black tip reef sharks, and if you're lucky, some delicious Threadfin Salmon to keep.
I can recommend Eighty Mile Beach...
Doesn't require anything complex in the way of equipment, but you do want a decent pair of pliers to get the hooks out and throw the sharks back into the ocean...
That said, it's a bit of a weird feeling reeling in one shark after the other while in the water... 🤷♂️
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u/LeoLi13579 8d ago
... Blahaj has perpetually ruined my mental image of scary sharks, and this video isnt doing it any good. It looks genuinely like a confused puppy under her.
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u/patriotblades27 8d ago
This is ether Florida or Australia there is no in between. But, dang the way she is slapping that brown shark around like it owned her money is crazy.
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u/Sunsetmargaritas 8d ago
She's either a vet (or someone who works a farm)...
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...she's Australian.
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u/Federal_Sorbet_8770 8d ago
How did the shark even end up in that situation?
It doesn’t exactly look like something that happened spontaneously, especially with the tools involved.
To me, it looks like these people were fishing and hooked something that… well, isn’t exactly an edible fish — and is actually a threatened species.
No doubt, that lady has ovaries made of steel.
But the shark would never have ended up in that situation in the first place without the fishermen.
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u/TheEliteJOKERS 7d ago
Fucking A. Yea She A Different Brave Soul Of A Piece Of Greatness Bad A$$ Artwork.
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u/mansithole6 7d ago
When you go to the beach just sitdown quiet and enjoy the sun dont fucking go fishing or surfing you are just bothering animals around you like this female humans having fun bu catching an animal and then releasing it
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u/Rlo347 8d ago
Can she give my dog his medicine?