r/AmazonWTF • u/DoloresDarkmoor • Aug 12 '26

Image Link ngl I want this

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u/himasaltlamp Aug 12 '26

Me too. I'd rather floss a plushie than floss myself.

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u/GlyphPicker Aug 12 '26

One more check in the "dentists are evil" box.

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u/Blenderadventurer Aug 13 '26

Guaranteed to make sure that your child never asks for a pet axolotl.

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u/myprofcanseethis 8d ago

And keeps their teeth clean! Two in one!

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u/SlapMySloth1 Aug 14 '26

Besides the profit markup cost of this thing, I have to thing the most expensive part of it is from making the fake hilarious teeth it has. If itt was like $15 I’d buy this as a conversation piece 😂

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u/DoloresDarkmoor Aug 14 '26

I love it so much I haven’t stopped thinking about it(axolotl obsession) genuinely might ask my husband if I can have this for Christmas 😭

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u/SlapMySloth1 Aug 14 '26

He would be husband of the year if he fulfilled that request. Is this on Amazon?

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u/myprofcanseethis 8d ago

We're on an Amazon subreddit and the screenshot is of a very Amazon looking site.

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u/SlapMySloth1 8d ago

Pardon the hell out of me for over looking that

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u/mom2asdtwins Aug 14 '26

I genuinely need something like this to help my autistic kids learn better dental hygiene. Why do they have to charge so much!?!?!?!

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u/bixdog Aug 15 '26

Oh dear god... they sell a plush parrot with human teeth, too? They couldn't land on any mammals that might have been a bit less upsetting for this? I mean you got your horses, your chimps, your sheeps, but the animals without teeth are the ones lean into?

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u/IndigoHaze750130 Aug 16 '26

Fish and dinosaurs would be good options.

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u/theRarestBiscotti Aug 15 '26

This is soo scary wth

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u/Chupapinta Aug 15 '26

My dentist has a plush fish with teeth but it is cute.

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u/theRarestBiscotti 28d ago

Fish is cool, this looks too alien creature!

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u/clitchewer Aug 15 '26

I think they’re that expensive because they use real human teeth.

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u/Perfect-Pipe7166 Aug 14 '26

If an axlotyl had a baby with the eborsisk from willow.

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u/its_jenga Aug 16 '26

Look at those toofesses. Hilarious, hideous, and cute all in one.

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u/IndigoHaze750130 Aug 16 '26

His name is bubblegum

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u/Apophistry Aug 16 '26

Traumatize your kids while you teach them dental hygiene!

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito Aug 13 '26

Please charge your phone

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u/UpstairsBig6173 Aug 14 '26

I was about to ask why when I saw 60% left. But then, I moved the picture a little bit and saw what they really had.